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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

It's Saturday and that means goons are drinker than usual. This. Is. Drunk Crew!!!!!

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THS
Jun 23, 2002

bad doggy


im gay

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



I'm sober.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE


Well fuckin drink then dude

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


drinking while on vacation rock the gently caress out yall

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



InFlames235 posted:

Well fuckin drink then dude

it's not my fault I'm not drunk.
It's yours.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


Cursed Lumberjack posted:

drinking while on vacation rock the gently caress out yall

not drunk though im not a loving lightweight

can we get a drinking but not drunk crew going?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

We do not care if you are drunk or high; please do not inform us of either.

THS
Jun 23, 2002

bad doggy


posting from my car while driving, just finished the vodka and am now slamming meth

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Novo posted:

We do not care if you are drunk or high; please do not inform us of either.

I bet if you got drunk you'd change your tune!

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

not drunk though im not a loving lightweight

can we get a drinking but not drunk crew going?

This thread can be used for that too. All matters of drinking/drunkenness are welcome it's a chill drunk thread.

Gay but Spooky
Oct 25, 2005


everyone before me in this thread is a failed enjoyable human being and everyone after me ditto

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



Im drunk, just got a bj from an ugly girl.

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

InFlames235 posted:

I bet if you got drunk you'd change your tune!

admins change his name to Ahab. or at least Ishmail

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



Gay but Spooky posted:

everyone before me in this thread is a failed enjoyable human being and everyone after me ditto

shut up

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



though honestly i guess i have failed as a enjoyable human being

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


InFlames235 posted:

This thread can be used for that too. All matters of drinking/drunkenness are welcome it's a chill drunk thread.

already made another thread for drinking crew but i will be posting exclusively in this one for the duration of my vacation for all kinds of reasons i dont care to explain

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

i'm drunk and literally the only reason i'm bothering to post in gbs

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

GelatinSkeleton posted:

Im drunk, just got a bj from an ugly girl.

Ahh livin the dream man livin the dream

Gay but Spooky
Oct 25, 2005


GelatinSkeleton posted:

though honestly i guess i have failed as a enjoyable human being

you are painfully unfunny in every sense of both terms

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



g0lbez posted:

i'm drunk and literally the only reason i'm bothering to post in gbs

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

g0lbez posted:

i'm drunk and literally the only reason i'm bothering to post in gbs

yup!

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Moe..


jfc how many drunk crew threads do we need

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

GelatinSkeleton posted:

Im drunk, just got a bj from an ugly girl.

i was going to make a joke insinuating that you were talking about your wife and/or girlfriend but i'm too drunk to give a gently caress. maybe somebody else can make the joke and give me credit

THS
Jun 23, 2002

bad doggy


please dont use jesus' name in vain

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


im literally drunk and ironically gay

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



Gay but Spooky posted:

you are painfully unfunny in every sense of both terms

why am i soi offended by this

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


Lt. Dans Legs posted:

jfc how many drunk crew threads do we need

we already have literally all of gbs, what's one more? really doesnt make a difference

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



g0lbez posted:

i was going to make a joke insinuating that you were talking about your wife and/or girlfriend but i'm too drunk to give a gently caress. maybe somebody else can make the joke and give me credit

i have no wife/ girlfriend so its cool

IceLicker
Dec 26, 2005

Licking the ass of society one cheek at a -- ah thit aye thongue is sthuck.


pants are off. i repeat, pants are off.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

THS posted:

please dont use jesus' name in vain

my friend, have you ever heard of "The God Delusion" by richard dawkins? well, let me just say it will blow ur mind...

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


GelatinSkeleton posted:

Im drunk, just got a bj from an ugly girl.

tell your mom i call dibs on the next bj

-this post inspired by g0lbez

Gay but Spooky
Oct 25, 2005


you all are literally scum. don't you realize the depths of your intellectual ineptitude???

nutranurse
Oct 22, 2012

Unlikeliest of Slash Fics

i like drinking and watching foreign tv b/c it never ceases to amaze me how we can create so many strange noises to communicate abstract concepts

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



Cursed Lumberjack posted:

tell your mom i call dibs on the next bj

-this post inspired by g0lbez

hosed up

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Gay but Spooky posted:

you all are literally scum. don't you realize the depths of your intellectual ineptitude???

what?

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



incest perv

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!



hey buddy, she's not my mom

you're the sicko

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Moe..


Cursed Lumberjack posted:

we already have literally all of gbs, what's one more? really doesnt make a difference

i just want something stable, yknow? feel like my life's spinning out of control, i hosed a mom yesterday and now i'm taking care of her kids and she's in jail and i dont know where my playstation vita is, think one of these little fuckers ate it gently caress i don't know

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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



apparently at some point thursday night when i was 10 beers in I was listening to earth AD. I dont remember this at all, but it's cool to listen to now that im 6 beers and two whiskeys in

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