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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


if i want to get my cock/balls surgicly changed to a ak47 then thatds MY decision not YOURES. why? let me school u for a sec,,,

1) right to bear arms, b*tch. ever heard of it ? its the first amendment in the bill of rights.

2) my junk MY business. NOT urs. i got legal protection and a concealed carry permit so leave me alone.

3) its mylife. deal w/ it.

maybe next time u complain about me joing to porn and firing cum rounds into tge air, youll remember how thoroughly u just got OWNED

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Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Goddamnit I hate being Owned

THS
Jun 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


please d

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007
OXYGEN
THIEF


mass rapings with assault genitals

hasn't this country suffered enough OP

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Moridin920 posted:

mass rapings with assault genitals

hasn't this country suffered enough OP
next you'll take away are right to vote ??? fucker..

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


sexual assault rifle

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



As a congress person, this op represents 50 percent of my base in my buttfuck middle of nowhere city in a fly over state.
Therefore I support his right to bare an Ak 47 in his pants indefinitely.

THS
Jun 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


It's not just that I disapprove of this situation personally, and for your own sake, but shame on the surgeons and engineers who agreed to go ahead with such an operation.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



as a congress person in a district composed mostly of repressed toad-people, im introducing a bill to install chips in yr dick to make sure it is only used with a matrimonially paired vagina

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


THS posted:

It's not just that I disapprove of this situation personally, and for your own sake, but shame on the surgeons and engineers who agreed to go ahead with such an operation.

gently caress you, who are you to stop progress

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Ilikedirt posted:

if i want to get my cock/balls surgicly changed to a ak47 then thatds MY decision not YOURES. why? let me school u for a sec,,,

1) right to bear arms, b*tch. ever heard of it ? its the first amendment in the bill of rights.

2) my junk MY business. NOT urs. i got legal protection and a concealed carry permit so leave me alone.

3) its mylife. deal w/ it.

maybe next time u complain about me joing to porn and firing cum rounds into tge air, youll remember how thoroughly u just got OWNED

owning people this hard brings forth the harsh reality of slavery in our recent past and i would prefer you refrain from doing so in the future, its a real trigger for many people

tia godbless

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


THS posted:

It's not just that I disapprove of this situation personally, and for your own sake, but shame on the surgeons and engineers who agreed to go ahead with such an operation.

uh hello i passed the psych tests AND took tHe firearms safety class???

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



communist fuckers try to take away our right to use fine soviet assault rifle kalashnikov in between legs... why???

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



As an engineer /(slash) Doctor, I will be performing this man's surgery with the help of my NRA funded hospital and hot but redneck dumb nurses.

It will be a feat for the ages. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun molded into his crotch area.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


mazzi Chart Czar posted:

As an engineer /(slash) Doctor, I will be performing this man's surgery with the help of my NRA funded hospital and hot but redneck dumb nurses.

It will be a feat for the ages. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun molded into his crotch area.

haha you're touching his crotch

gayyy

THS
Jun 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


You are all meddling with forces you cannot understand; you have not considered the implications. History will condemn you.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


whats that?? ur trying to transbash me? well ive got a suprise for u...

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


*cocks cock*

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



Don Tacorleone posted:

haha you're touching his crotch

gayyy

IT'S FOR SCIENCE! You drat bible thumping, god fearing, wannabe homophonesexual.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



Ilikedirt posted:

*cocks cock*

THS
Jun 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


DO NOT DO THIS I IMPLORE YOU. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



God's Speed op and God Bless

THS
Jun 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


p̶̡̗͓̭̹̣̻̼̜͌̿̍̋́̓̓̄̆ͨl͉͕͚̭͈̖̰̙͔͚̳͂̆̉̑̃͛̀́ͭͦ̌͗̽̊ͩ͋ͯ͞͞e͂͒̆̊͐͌ͤ̎ͦ̌͐̌ͣ̉̋̆͏̼̮̝̦̮͙̝͔͉̠͘͟͟͠a̢ͭ̿̏̆̇͜͟҉̼̩̣͓̗̫s̍̾͂̍ͣͮ͒ͮ́̾͊̎̈́́͏̴̛͕̺̙͡ȇ͖͙̗̦̭͍̘̜̆ͬͭ̅͊ͥͨ̎ͣͤͥ̓̑̇́̓̒̀̚̕ ̠̹̯͕̟͙͓͎̭̊͛ͣ͊ͥ̕ͅṢ̴̢̞̰̗̩̞̦̟͓͇͈̹͔͇̊̇̂̎ͧ̇̓̈́ͬ͋̈͂̅ͥ̎ͅT̵̵̡̘̫̱͚̫̠̳̝̀ͮ̄ͧͫ͟Ŏ̡̤̰̩̗̺͓̻̫͚̤͇́ͤ͊̐̍̋́͘͢P͚̼̪̙͔̪̖͉͖̙̦̫̾͛̏͊ͥͫͯ͢͡͡͝ ̴͙̻̹͓̰̰̟̥͕̻̤ͭͮ̋̏̀͡ͅf̶̧͍̳͔̰͖̥̜͎̤͕̠̘̘̞͚͈̥ͯ̔̔̎͢͠uͯ̇͐ͣ̏̆ͧ̓ͣͯͧ̒͑̾̔̓͘͟͜҉͓͚̦̖c̴̨͈̱̱͕̼͖̙̋ͨ͑͗̔̉͂̒͐ͬ͐̽̐͗́̕k̳͕̰̜̋ͥ̊̍̈́́͡i͌̑͊ͦ̆͐̚҉̵̮̯̜̯̺͇̲̩͔̜̜͎̭͟͠ͅn̵̨̡̛̛͔̹͉͎̬̈́ͧͦͧ̉̓̑̃ͦͪ̿͗̌̓̃̔ͮ̚̚g̵̠̝̦̪͎̮̺̹̟̹̏ͮ̿ͩ̀̀ ͌̎͛̐́̎̾͏̴̣̭̘̲̙̻͕̬͕̼̠͇̯̩̫̱̮ͅD͗ͭ͐̓̅ͤ͊̀҉̸̺̝̣͍̩͉̻̞͈̙̕͠o̷̩̩͓̯̪̥ͯ̎͐͆̽̅n̻̺̗̜̲̦͈̺̜̱̙͛͊̅̅ͩ́̈́̿ͪ̔́͠ẗ̸̨̓̊̈͊͆ͧ͏̦̹̙͕̱̞͓̜͔̩̞̝͉̟̼ ̨̍̾͑͌̏͒̎̀̚҉̟̩͍͖̻̘̱̬̻̮̹̜̻͖̝̩̗̞͉̕d̷̋ͤ̈́̅̽ͦ̚͘͏̴̣̖̺͉̰̘͔̜͇̤̹̩̲̝̤̙ô̵͛̎̉̅̈́̑̈ͥ̐͌͗ͨͪͣ̄̽̃͘҉̧̺̪͚̥̪̥͎͕̮̟̖ ̶̵̄̄̑́͗ͭ͡҉͕̼͙̭̖̖͖̹̗̯͖̲̮̼̲̺̺̬͉̀i̒̇̈̋ͫ̅̓̏́̚҉̶͏͍̻̪̞̹͈̺̲̯̼̳ṯ̵̩͍̲̹̜͇͔̻̲̺͗̆͋͐̋̃ͧ͆̏̏̚͘ ̶̢͍͕̫̤̥̲̮̞͎̬͙̮̼͉̹͕̫̺͋̀̄ͧ̂̈̇̽͌͊ͭ͊p̢͓̤̥͎̜̹͔̦̲̫̝̯͙̺̩̤̮̆͐̇͋͌̓̋͐ͮͧ͆͛ͅͅl̴̴̅̑̓̆̓͋͢͏̗̖̺̤̰͔̩͚̣̭̜̬̝ę̷̴͙̦̜̝̘͓͒́ͮ̎ͩ̑ͦͤͩ͘͝a̶̖̱̹̬̘̻̾̅͐̂̔ͥ̿̈́ͪͯ̂͆̂ͤ̋̓͟͞s̶̢̗̳̙̯̗͇͍̝̙̖ͭ̿̾̌ͯͮ͐ͥë́ͯ̾͐ͥ̋͌̚҉̷̢̹̮͈̩͍͕̘͝ͅ

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


sex is a weapon

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

THS posted:

please more d

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010


Keep your genitals away from my genitals

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



THS posted:

You are all meddling with forces you cannot understand; you have not considered the implications. History will condemn you.

no, it wont. for i intend to write it. *throws huge switch labeled "immanentize dickschaton"*

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


wouldnta have happend if the cock had a gun

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


a hole-y ghost posted:

God's Speed op and God Bless


magazines havr such unrealistic expectations of beauty nowadays.... nowonder i have dysmorphia

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GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013


Ilikedirt posted:

if i want to get my cock/balls surgicly changed to a ak47 then thatds MY decision not YOURES. why? let me school u for a sec,,,

1) right to bear arms, b*tch. ever heard of it ? its the first amendment in the bill of rights.

2) my junk MY business. NOT urs. i got legal protection and a concealed carry permit so leave me alone.

3) its mylife. deal w/ it.

maybe next time u complain about me joing to porn and firing cum rounds into tge air, youll remember how thoroughly u just got OWNED

gently caress trannies this is transhumanism done RIGHT

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