smoke weed every day

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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND: Jan 21, 2008

i am very high right now and i need to take a poo poo

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:43

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:20

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:

its very costly to smoke weed everyday

much like harnessing the power of the sun to generate free electricity, did you know that you can also use the sun to grow your own free weed

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:22

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

The White Dragon posted:

much like harnessing the power of the sun to generate free electricity, did you know that you can also use the sun to grow your own free weed

sure, but it takes a while.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:25

roymorrison: Jul 26, 2005

truth

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:27

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

smoke weed and listen to yaslin/gaye

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:28

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I only smoke the best weed

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:30

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

a creepy colon posted:

I only smoke the best weed

wish I had your money

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:31

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

sure, but it takes a while.

goodp oint
better wait until it doesnt

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:34

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

wish I had your money

shut up

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:41

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I smoked a pot once and then smoked more of the pots and then I died of an overdose from smoking all the pots.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:41

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

a creepy colon posted:

shut up

make me

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:42

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Speedboat Jones posted:

I smoked a pot once and then smoked more of the pots and then I died of an overdose from smoking all the pots.

dont smoke all the pots bogarting ain't cool bro

# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:46

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

I have a bubbler that is named Isabella Duckaweenie, because it looks like a duck's penis. True facts.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:07

BASF: Jun 16, 2011; by Ralp

Aauauaagauagahahauauauauagahahauaghhhaaaa

# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:23

Stealthgerbil: Dec 16, 2004

# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:32

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Moridin920 posted:

that movie Grandma's Boy

the actor that plays the weed dealer said 'lol gently caress that' when they showed him the fake movie weed and replaced it with his own real weed but he didn't account for the fact that scenes get shot over and over again so he was taking fat bong rips of weed over and over again and got stoned out of his mind but it was fine because that's his character anyway

also his name in the movie is Dante and that's his name irl

Nick Swardson (was in the movie) told that story in a standup act

i was really high when i saw that movie the first time and i really appreciated dante's performance lol. "The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil."

# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:37