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BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014


I see that there is a "Ladies' Chatting Thread" that appears to be populated mostly with transvestite sodomites. I see that there is a "nite crew" thread that appears to be laden with scantily clad images of prepubescent women. I even see that there is a thread devoted to those who actually WORK, forsaking the handouts of our Negro Pretender President.

I would like this thread to be a safe space for those of the Christian faith- I would invite all, whether Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, whoever!

This is YOUR safe place to post without being subjected to the intolerance of the LGBT community, the jewish community or the Urban Feral.

Thank you and God Bless.

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Wet Bandits Copycat
Apr 18, 2004



hail satan

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014



quote:

Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;

Acts 3:19

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

holy fuck

hail science

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



I don't believe in God but I am ethnically Christian, it owns.

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014



Did you know that many of the world's most famous scientists were devout Christians?

Thank you and God Bless.

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014


Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't believe in God but I am ethnically Christian, it owns.

The privilege that comes with it is quite nice and I believe the envy of it is a source of much of the violence committed by the Urban Feral.

Thank you and God Bless.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

holy fuck

Hail Mirtha

Effectronica
May 31, 2011

Oh, come now...


When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky

Gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the best

Never been a sinner, I never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky

Oh, set me up with the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Go to the place that's the best.

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NStkWiuYwqw

While we are on the subject of spiritually uplifting hymns perhaps this would be a good addition!

Thank you and God Bless.

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



i ain't no christ ian

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

I go where I wanna go and nobody stops me!


BoothsBeard posted:

I would like this thread to be a safe space for those of the Christian faith- I would invite all, whether Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, whoever!

Nice try, ecumenical whore!

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014


Harime Nui posted:

Nice try, ecumenical whore!

With the assault on Our Rights by the intolerant LGBT community right now we either stand together or hang separately. How ironic that a man of Obama's race is putting together the lynch mob for the Christians of America.

Thank you and God Bless.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

BoothsBeard posted:

Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;

Acts 3:19

If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent?

Luke 11:11



EDIT:

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.



Apparently baphomet was made up as a rumor or something to falsely accuse and attack members of the Knights Templar. The thing had no history of creation or worship prior to that.

Baphomet is actually a linguistic corruption of the French version of the name 'Muhammad.' This was from a time when Christians largely falsely believed that Muslims worshipped Muhammad rather than saw him as a prophet.

In other words...



Hegemony rears its ugly mug again.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at Jun 8, 2014 around 07:15

Gishin
Jun 15, 2013

But... This... What is this practice for?

All hail the one true faith, apostolic pentecostal word of faith seventh day adventism.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


transtheism megathread

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


im gay






for satan

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Spacedad posted:

Apparently baphomet was made up as a rumor or something to falsely accuse and attack members of the Knights Templar. The thing had no history of creation or worship prior to that.

Baphomet is actually a linguistic corruption of the French version of the name 'Muhammad.' This was from a time when Christians largely falsely believed that Muslims worshipped Muhammad rather than saw him as a prophet.

That particular Baphomet, which is the one we know today, was drawn by an occultist with a bunch of intentional occult symbolism. The combination of male and female traits, one hand pointing toward heaven and another to the earth, man and beast as one, etc. Since at least the 1800s the baphomet has had that very specific meaning. Loosely translated into common language it can be either "holy genesis of all" or "apotheosis".

But yeah Christians are dicks about the beliefs of others. The whole Satan as a goat thing was purely a corruption or perversion of the pagan Horned God. Even legit Satanists don't make Jesus the Bad Guy of their mythology.

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012


All these disgusting sinners FORNICATING in this holy thread! Be gone, satan!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



This thread is boring.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

God made ALL of us love the D, but punishes us for seeking it out.






Deism crew is where it is at.

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

Maoist Pussy posted:

Christanity is boring.

Yeah, worship the moon god allah, created by the catholic church

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


I'm Jewish but I've heard good things about this Jesus chap. Jews For Jesus sounds interesting. Can I be part of your krazy krew?

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013



therattle posted:

I'm Jewish but I've heard good things about this Jesus chap. Jews For Jesus sounds interesting. Can I be part of your krazy krew?

welcome

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

rudatron
May 31, 2011



god is dead, and we killed him

and by we, I mean my car

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


I don't feel this can be a Christian safe space if Catholics are allowed, as they're Mary worshipping idolaters.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Nathilus posted:

But yeah Christians are dicks about the beliefs of others.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Gishin
Jun 15, 2013

But... This... What is this practice for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA

comes along bort
Sep 12, 2012



what's the difference between a church of god and a house of god?

church of god uses amplifiers

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia!

I hope you're all wearing red for Pentecost!

naem
May 29, 2011



In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011


christian screw

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006


i'm being completely serious here people i think its long past time for christians to sever ties with judaism and work towards making islam our closest ally and dear friend, instead

we have way more in common with them no joke

the jews: claim the whole world for themselves because they are 'chosen people'
the islams: the whole world belongs to god and we surrender to god

see the difference?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

Entropy comin'


it's amazing how shallow and transparently fabricated christianity is

jesus had some cool, straighfoward things to say though, too bad his really simple message is so often overlooked

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



I believe in God

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

A friend of mine is converting to Jehovah's Witness to get with this one girl.

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Arian_Samurai posted:

A friend of mine is converting to Jehovah's Witness to get with this one girl.

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