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Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


Why not? Not using them anyway, just dead weight imo

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



Medium Cool posted:

Why not? Not using them anyway, just dead weight imo

You're right; go for it; post pics.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007
No Ledges.

Cut them off and I'll give you one good reason to reattach them.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


crush them first, you can only experience it once

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


any tips for any easy castration? i want to be smooth like a ken doll, tia

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013


OP, flowers. I'll give you flowers

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



at least do it carefully so someone else can use them

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


Sekenr posted:

OP, flowers. I'll give you flowers

Flowers are fleeting, castration is forever.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

you probably should, particularly if you are in possession of a Sunflower Manual.

Cutting off your junk with that in your care gives you nearly unlimited power.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


ill send you some fine chicago SASSAGE in a gift basket

bunky
Aug 29, 2004



you should rub them or something first. that's fun from what i hear.

Butthead
May 31, 2011


Once Game of Thrones ends, it won't be cool to be a eunuch any more.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


gnarlyhotep posted:

at least do it carefully so someone else can use them

Good point, I will put it on ice so a needy troon can use them. Fair warning though, it is a hosed up and gross thing and I will be glad to be rid of it.

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

oh he's so pringles


keep the pillar but lose the stones, OP

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



Medium Cool posted:

Good point, I will put it on ice so a needy troon can use them. Fair warning though, it is a hosed up and gross thing and I will be glad to be rid of it.

one man's trash junk is another woman's treasure junk

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

I got Kat class and I got Kat style

It'll probably hurt

Gishin
Jun 15, 2013

But... This... What is this practice for?

balls too

Butthead
May 31, 2011


If you remove them, the feminists win.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004



tug on your ding dong furiously

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014


make sure to cook it and sell it afterwards; it's apparently very lucrative

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



Butthead posted:

If you remove them, the feminists win.

finally

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014


gore so click at your own risk

http://www.sickchirpse.com/japanese...-cooks-manhood/

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



do it trannsy

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

You should totally do it. I don't want to have to deal with the burden of your retarded progeny.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


Hobohemian posted:

You should totally do it. I don't want to have to deal with the burden of your retarded progeny.

Neither do I!!!

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Medium Cool posted:

Neither do I!!!

It's a win-win for everybody! Well get to it partner.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001



can't think of any. go for it.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Maybe because you are not a doctor and should not be doing self surgery??

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Maybe because you are not a doctor and should not be doing self surgery??

Look clearly the OP knows what he's doing.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Do it and make a video. You will be an SA Superstar.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


you're right OP, you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce, go for it.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


i know you won't have the balls to make a video but you should smash your old balls with a hammer while rammstein plays in the background

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



If you cut off your dong you can cosplay as Reek.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Maoist Pussy posted:

If you cut off your dong you can cosplay as Reek.

I can't think of a better reason to cut off your dick.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

Dontrelevision

/!\ TOXX CLAUSE /!\

If OP does not find one good reason to not cut off his dick and balls by page 5, OP must cuff off his dick and balls or be banned!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



Lowtax posted:

/!\ TOXX CLAUSE /!\

If OP does not find one good reason to not cut off his dick and balls by page 5, OP must cuff off his dick and balls or be banned!


oh hell

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 5, 2011

My microbes and I,
Can't wait to lay down and die,
Realise that we must be spent,
Like the cells that dissolve when a brainwave is sent

Make sure to throw your parts into a brazier when you're done, maybe do some chanting. You might find a friend!

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

owned

Butthead
May 31, 2011


You can't perform cuckolds without a dick and balls.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

I thought about it a long time OP and I got nothin, go ahead and do it

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