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ill oretty much post in any thread that has the wordS "dick" or "cock", or "penis" "rod," or" shaft", "balls" "man genitalia','or "the tall building that explodes a milk" "twigan berries" "johnson"o r "shiny man stick" "leaning tower of pisser" i cant think of any more atmoment
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1 weird old tip discovered by a local mom to cut off your dick... balls too
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Jun 8, 2014 14:27
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The best reason I can think of not to cut off my dick and balls is I don't want to be out ten bucks when I re-register this account because I'm a goony loser. I hope this is satisfactory.
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Jun 8, 2014 14:30
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lonesomedwarf posted:ill oretty much post in any thread that has the wordS "dick" or "cock", or "penis" "rod," or" shaft", "balls" "man genitalia','or "the tall building that explodes a milk" "twigan berries" "johnson"o r "shiny man stick" "leaning tower of pisser" purple headed yogurt slinger its from a movie when i was a kid but no idea what but i like it
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Jun 8, 2014 14:30
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ud have to buy a v expensive electron microscope to b eable to dio it in the first place ! too expensive imo
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Jun 8, 2014 14:37
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wish I could help but all I can do is add another post, incrementally advancing this thread towards page 5 
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Jun 8, 2014 15:35
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Essentially, if you train very hard - you can suck your own dick, here's a thought
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Jun 8, 2014 16:06
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Sekenr posted:Essentially, if you train very hard - you can suck your own dick, here's a thought To be fair, if he cuts it off he can skip the training entirely.
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Jun 8, 2014 16:07
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Gishin posted:To be fair, if he cuts it off he can skip the training entirely. You are right. Trying is hard  Off with the dick than
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Jun 8, 2014 16:18
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can someone else cut off their dick first to get OP banned?
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Jun 8, 2014 16:26
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there better be at least one severed penis by the end of this thread balls too
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Jun 8, 2014 16:30
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turbomoose posted:can someone else cut off their dick first to get OP banned? dick AND balls, don't half rear end it
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Jun 8, 2014 16:31
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Medium Cool posted:dick AND balls, don't half rear end it you want him to cut off his dick, balls and half his rear end too? that's sick bro.
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Jun 8, 2014 16:32
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turbomoose posted:can someone else cut off their dick first to get OP banned? theres about 100 of them who've already "won"
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Jun 8, 2014 16:32
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although I don't think turning your dick inside out really counts cuz its not "off"
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Jun 8, 2014 16:33
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Biff Johnston posted:
as usual the best post in the thread was a bottompager
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Jun 8, 2014 16:38
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Dude you need to go see a therapist, preferably one that specializes in CBT.
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Jun 8, 2014 16:40
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1 reason: you can put it in things
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Jun 8, 2014 16:46
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Medium Cool posted:The best reason I can think of not to cut off my dick and balls is I don't want to be out ten bucks when I re-register this account because I'm a goony loser. I hope this is satisfactory. whoa loving meta the correct answer was risk of infection though
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Jun 8, 2014 16:59
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Throwdini posted:whoa loving meta yeah but anything resulting in my death is a win win for everyone, not a good enough reason imo
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Jun 8, 2014 17:03
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I will pay you one thousand dogecoin (1,000 DOGE) for your dick and balls, op
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Jun 8, 2014 17:26
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Medium Cool posted:yeah but anything resulting in my death is a win win for everyone, not a good enough reason imo your death is a foregone conclusion why would i worry about your dumb death
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Jun 8, 2014 17:32
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Throwdini posted:your death is a foregone conclusion why would i worry about your dumb death no reason
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Jun 8, 2014 17:38
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Lowtax said he would ban you from SA if you didn't, which is a good reason not to.
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Jun 8, 2014 17:42
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Morkyz posted:Lowtax said he would ban you from SA if you didn't, which is a good reason not to. ya that was my reason something awful is more important to me than anything, even my hosed up and disgusting genitals. i love you guys 
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Jun 8, 2014 17:43
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Mort posted:Dude you need to go see a therapist, preferably one that specializes in CBT. No no OP needs to sever
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Jun 8, 2014 18:50
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Can I have your porcelain cock and balls locks since you won't be needing them?
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Jun 8, 2014 18:55
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another good reason for keeping my dick is so I can piss in my own mouth. thank you something awful for allowing me to see the value in my disgusting genitals.
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Jun 8, 2014 18:57
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Mort posted:Dude you need to go see a therapist, preferably one that specializes in CBT.
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Jun 8, 2014 18:59
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I see no reason to pay for a therapist when I can just post in GBS
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Jun 8, 2014 19:02
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op if u do cut off ur dicknballs can u fry them up and eat em. that way when i say EAT A DICK to u just now you can sauy u actually did it tiA
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Jun 8, 2014 19:15
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op if u cut off your dick don't just do a surface cut like a retard, you need to get in ehere and sever the ligament that holds it on ur pelvis
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Jun 8, 2014 19:41
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Do it OP. I want to see Lowtax explain on Fox News why he demanded the castration of one of his mentally ill followers so soon after the slenderman incident. I'm pretty sure he's going to be the villain of True Detective season two.
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Giraffe posted:Do it OP. I want to see Lowtax explain on Fox News why he demanded the castration of one of his mentally ill followers so soon after the slenderman incident. I'm pretty sure he's going to be the villain of True Detective season two. agree cutting off your genitals is cool and will give you acceptance among the rest of us OP you should totally do it
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Jun 9, 2014 00:59
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posting just tio grt this to 5 pages
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Jun 9, 2014 01:09
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so op have you put any thought into d&b removal order? Like balls first, then dick? or sever the serpent's head so to speak?
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Jun 9, 2014 04:03
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You should just cut it all off already. 10 dollars is a lot of money these days
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Jun 9, 2014 04:03
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Full Metal Jackass posted:1 reason: you can put it in things you can still do that with it cut off only with many more things so
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Giraffe posted:Do it OP. I want to see Lowtax explain on Fox News why he demanded the castration of one of his mentally ill followers so soon after the slenderman incident. I'm pretty sure he's going to be the villain of True Detective season two. It would come too soon after the slenderman thing and get confused in peoples' minds. They'll end up thinking that slenderman is the true owner of the lieberal anti-capitalist website something awful, well known for hating dead christian babies and being one of the only websites with a tax (just like porn sites!), and that he demands members castrate themselves or he'll send his armies of pushing robots to shove them down stairs.
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theres also a forum full of pedophiles that for some reason no one wants to do anything about.
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