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RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Medium Cool posted:

you actually thought id cut off my dick for sa, what a dope

Good luck getting on the asteroid now, rear end in a top hat.

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Medium Cool posted:

you actually thought id cut off my dick for sa, what a dope

goons have come pretty close in the past/

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

snip it fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Matthew 5:30

you wanna get to heaven don't ya?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
You're not human
You're a miracle
A preacher with an animal's face
In your sexy
Neon smokescreen
Like a supersalesmen of vanity

Even your shadow worships you
In your jungle solitude

With the orgies of the sacrament
And the seal of flagellants
God saves those who save their skin

From the bondage that we're in

I'm elated
I could cut you
And remove the sheath of your ignorance

Bless the eunuch
And the skoptsi
Will you hurt me now and make a million?

Say cheese, baby
We all love you
But it's a cheap world and you don't exist...

Slit the fabric of the right now
Spread your legs and wear the crown

Tell me how long, lord, how long?
Till I get my beauty sleep?

The moment of my de sex-ing
Now the hourglass is empty
Cut it

Cut this cancer from my soul
Cut it

Now that I've made it...
I'm finally naked

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Not reading 6 pages of this poo poo, can anyone point me to the dick-cutting post by OP?

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Ork of Fiction posted:

You're not human
You're a miracle
A preacher with an animal's face
In your sexy
Neon smokescreen
Like a supersalesmen of vanity

Even your shadow worships you
In your jungle solitude

With the orgies of the sacrament
And the seal of flagellants
God saves those who save their skin

From the bondage that we're in

I'm elated
I could cut you
And remove the sheath of your ignorance

Bless the eunuch
And the skoptsi
Will you hurt me now and make a million?

Say cheese, baby
We all love you
But it's a cheap world and you don't exist...

Slit the fabric of the right now
Spread your legs and wear the crown

Tell me how long, lord, how long?
Till I get my beauty sleep?

The moment of my de sex-ing
Now the hourglass is empty
Cut it

Cut this cancer from my soul
Cut it

Now that I've made it...
I'm finally naked

It a cag this nit Fannie

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

why does that penis hhave such a weird colour its really dark

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

lonesomedwarf posted:

why does that penis hhave such a weird colour its really dark

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
OP, Lowtax is back from China and is doing youtubes of bad video games with Shmorky so that is a very good reason not to cut off any part of your body! :) go watch the horror that is HELL HOUSE and see that your nuts still have relevance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8GCy7_cacQ

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE
OP when you do it make sure you tell everyone you did it because of slenderman

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

gnarlyhotep posted:

OP, Lowtax is back from China and is doing youtubes of bad video games with Shmorky so that is a very good reason not to cut off any part of your body! :) go watch the horror that is HELL HOUSE and see that your nuts still have relevance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8GCy7_cacQ

but he still doesnt have time to ban the op

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Morkyz posted:

but he still doesnt have time to ban the op

he'll get around to it

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

gnarlyhotep posted:

he'll get around to it

:( no he won't

I demand justice

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Dont do it op, y
If you do you couldnt invert it into a vagina and be the biologically superior gender

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Tonetta posted:

Dont do it op, y
If you do you couldnt invert it into a vagina and be the biologically superior gender

well let's respect the possibility They want a gender neutral featureless pisshole and don't want a dickk or vagina maintenance

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

but he's a good and real reason and that reason is osteoporosis

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

dick'n'balls

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

well let's respect the possibility They want a gender neutral featureless pisshole and don't want a dickk or vagina maintenance

This is problematic

Tunahead
Mar 26, 2010

Well OP, if you change your mind I hope you'll consider this time honored method passed down from my ancestors:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

wit
Jul 26, 2011
What if you want to piss over a fairly high wall?

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
because it might kill you due to health complications, get you locked up forever.

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