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holy poo poo i just google image searched genital warts that was a loving massive mistake
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:holy poo poo i just google image searched genital warts that was a loving massive mistake Why do you think that was a good idea in the first place?
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:i am from ~~=^.^=~~ japan ~~=^.^=~~ this one takes some extra effort but im sure its well worth it for the payoff quote:1. Tokyo Fishbowl
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Jun 8, 2014 18:29
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tokyo fishbowl seems too sublte not sure i'm a fan
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Jun 8, 2014 18:30
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what about extremely common sex positions like "OP's mom anywhere any which way"
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Jun 8, 2014 18:31
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maybe if you are more of a southerner then this will suit you better thoughquote:1. Nagasaki Wake Up Call
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Jun 8, 2014 18:32
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The Brown Menace posted:what about extremely common sex positions like "OP's mom in the backseat of a car behind dairy queen"
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Michaellaneous posted:Why do you think that was a good idea in the first place? trying to suss out whether the bar skank had genital warts or a skin tag
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Jun 8, 2014 18:34
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:trying to suss out whether the op's mum had genital warts or a skin tag
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:maybe if you are more of a southerner then this will suit you better though going to try this one out on my girlfriend though i'm not sureit counts as a sex position
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:trying to suss out whether the bar skank had genital warts or a skin tag That is like saying "I google blue waffles because I am hungry." Also stop tripleposting, human being.
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Phlegmish posted:going to try this one out on my girlfriend though i'm not sureit counts as a sex position Will you get sexually aroused by it?
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you just doubleposted oval office
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:you just doubleposted oval office Since when is double the same a triple, moron?
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everybody out of the way im taking this thread off the rails
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mate once youre over one its all the same i got up to a six the other day thugh
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Phlegmish posted:going to try this one out on my girlfriend though i'm not sureit counts as a sex position if you dont get off from any and all of the positions i have posted so far, consult your doctor cuz something wrong with you
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Jun 8, 2014 18:40
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:maybe if you are more of a southerner then this will suit you better though can i conduct this position non-sexually with a platonic male friend of mine? or is it inherently a sex position basically if i do this to my mate am i gay
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Jun 8, 2014 18:44
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Dolphin posted:Rare and Obscure Sex Positions
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Jun 8, 2014 18:54
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the snarky lover: while ur fuckin, talk dirty the same as u usually would, but do it in a sarcastic voice. right before you cum say "unironically this!!!" and then when you cum make sure you roll ur eyes really obviously. superman that ho: heroicly catch your future lover as she falls from a dangerous height and then take her on a romantic flight thru the city. make sure u take this opportunity to check out her boobs + pube region to make sure u wanna go threw w/this. take her home and then make slow, gentle, passionate love to her.
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Jun 8, 2014 18:58
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:i am from ~~=^.^=~~ japan ~~=^.^=~~ Buy some school girl panties from your local Vendapanti, watch animes while you masturbate into them in front of your sex pillow. It's called the "Literally All Japanese Men". e: not really an obscure position
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I just thought of one but not sure I want to post it
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Jun 8, 2014 19:27
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Dolphin posted:The plop job: This is called a blumpkin.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:e: not really an obscure position
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Spanish Manlove posted:This is called a blumpkin. every other blumpkin enthusiast already pointed this out but thanks for the backup
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The Houdini: You start fuckin ur girl/guy doggy style in front of a window that faces a balcony or other standable area. ur bro sneaks in and you switch out real quick, then u walk outside and wave at ur girl/guy from outside. "LOL WHO IS FUKIN' ME HAHA GOOD ONE?!?"
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Jun 8, 2014 19:51
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The counter-cuck: you arrange for a bull to come gently caress your wife but when he arrives you gently caress him instead and make your wife watch
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you irl posted:The counter-cuck: you arrange for a bull to come gently caress your wife but when he arrives you gently caress him instead and make your wife watch the counter-counter-cuck: you post a craiglist ad pretending to be a bull, but then when you arrive at their house you have your wife with you and you force the other guy to do your wife while you and his wife watch
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Jun 8, 2014 21:12
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cuck-a-doodle-doo: while a man fucks ur wife, you draw a sketch of some poop. then u cumn on the poop. dirty sanzchez: have sex w/ someones who last name is sanchez (make sure they havent had a bath yet that day) jukebox bang bang: have sex on top a jukebox. best idf ur listening to stevie wonder
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the impossible occurrance: be a goon and have sex
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the general bullshit: wear the hat of said high-ranking army officer, then poo poo in your pants while jackin it to cuck vids
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Also known as the Brown Windsor
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Soag posted:2 in the pink eye
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Rapman the Cook posted:Also known as the Brown Windsor in middle school we called this The Mega Duce
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I Like: Portuguese Handbag, Chinese Breakfast and Beggars Tea as names, but I have no pictures.
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