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Dolphin posted:The plop job: this is called a blumpkin you idiot and its hardly rare and obscure, its actually really popular lol @ this virgin
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:08 |
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President Kucinich posted:It's called a blumpkin, idiot goddammit you motherfucker in the 20 seconds i take to insult the OP with more words than you, you come in and steal my thunder
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:08 |
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back on topic here's my fav to do with all y'alls moms http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cincinnati+Bulldozer quote:1. Cincinnati Bulldozer
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:14 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:my girlfriend is an amputee do you have any recommendations mr cincinnatti bulldoozzeerr perhaps something a bit more equal opportunity quote:1. San Francisco Bird Feeder
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:20 |
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if you want something a little more daring, here's a new twist on an old classicquote:1. Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag its sure to impress the judges
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:23 |
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Dolphin posted:That's just felching my god you are stupid. have you ever even had sex? felching is the generic term for sucking it out of any orifice and has no specifications as to what you do with it afterwards. the bird feeder is named after san francisco for obvious reasons
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:24 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:is it because people in sanfrancisco are gay what are you some kind of bigot? you disgust me
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:27 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:i am from ~~=^.^=~~ japan ~~=^.^=~~ this one takes some extra effort but im sure its well worth it for the payoff quote:1. Tokyo Fishbowl
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:29 |
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maybe if you are more of a southerner then this will suit you better thoughquote:1. Nagasaki Wake Up Call
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:32 |
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Phlegmish posted:going to try this one out on my girlfriend though i'm not sureit counts as a sex position if you dont get off from any and all of the positions i have posted so far, consult your doctor cuz something wrong with you
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 18:40 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:This is called a blumpkin. every other blumpkin enthusiast already pointed this out but thanks for the backup
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 19:42 |
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you irl posted:The counter-cuck: you arrange for a bull to come gently caress your wife but when he arrives you gently caress him instead and make your wife watch the counter-counter-cuck: you post a craiglist ad pretending to be a bull, but then when you arrive at their house you have your wife with you and you force the other guy to do your wife while you and his wife watch
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 21:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:14 |
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the general bullshit: wear the hat of said high-ranking army officer, then poo poo in your pants while jackin it to cuck vids
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