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Korthal
May 26, 2011


Sure Gordon swears a whole lot and is a good yeller, but Taffer has the advantage of his accent and sheer anger.

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Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012


goku

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

Plus Taffer's got that nod thing going, it's weirdly mesmerizing.

Plastic Goldbaby
Sep 8, 2010

Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse.


didn't know who taffer was but he sounds like louie anderson when he gets angry lol

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


uh the hulk? hello? hulk would even beat goku no prob

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.


I dunno, but Taffer's doughy face can probably take a punch far better than Ramsay's

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


the question is who would give a gently caress?

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Ilikedirt posted:

uh the hulk? hello? hulk would even beat goku no prob

wow

mods???

Everyday Lurker
Feb 22, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!


Cthulu Carl posted:

I dunno, but Taffer's doughy face can probably take a punch far better than Ramsay's

Ex-rugby player vs. some fat gently caress? I'd rather take my chances punching the fat gently caress.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


the hulk could prob match gokus strength but goku is a much better dresser

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

Taffer looks like he'd probably have a heart attack whereas Gordon eats right and is fit.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

NiceGuy posted:

the question is who would give a gently caress?

I might

Korthal
May 26, 2011


Remember, this is a contest about screaming, not whose fist can turn the other's face into jam first.

toby
Dec 4, 2002


The Casualty posted:

Taffer looks like he'd probably have a heart attack whereas Gordon eats right and is fit.

Raging so hard that you die would win the rage-off imo

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006


Gordon Ramsay: Quit taffin' about!

fyodor
May 27, 2004

friggin awesome

Gordon's face looks like hammered poo poo probably from ill-advised raging-off to the wrong people many, many times over the course of his life.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

toby posted:

Raging so hard that you die would win the rage-off imo

You get max points for commitment, for sure.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

They're both faking it for television, but Ramsey is legitimately funnier and could probably lay down some sick burns.

rjsnyde
Nov 20, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Taffer would probably start off strong, but just when you think he's down Ramsay would will himself to win by imagining raw chicken stored with cooked chicken.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

rjsnyde posted:

Taffer would probably start off strong, but just when you think he's down Ramsay would will himself to win by imagining raw chicken stored with cooked chicken.

I don't know if you've ever seen Taffer's show, but he doesn't take lightly to that.

Taffer has minions. Somebody's gonna call the cook a fatboy and he's gonna body slam everybody into the walk-in freezer.

fyodor
May 27, 2004

friggin awesome

G. Ramsay casts YOU DONKEY! for 2 damage.
G. Ramsay casts YOU DONKEY! for 2 damage.

rjsnyde
Nov 20, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

I've only seen a few, best one I saw was a bar somewhere in the south where they only served beer and allowed people to bring liquor in. Also for $5 the waitresses would show you their tits. I think there was a big cesspool in the basement as well. The cesspool was Taffer's breaking point.

fyodor
May 27, 2004

friggin awesome

rjsnyde posted:

I've only seen a few, best one I saw was a bar somewhere in the south where they only served beer and allowed people to bring liquor in. Also for $5 the waitresses would show you their tits. I think there was a big cesspool in the basement as well. The cesspool was Taffer's breaking point.

M T Bottle in Tennessee. Good stuff.

Man_at_desk
Feb 17, 2014

No !

Gordon has more to be angry about

Korthal
May 26, 2011


Man_at_desk posted:

Gordon has more to be angry about

Have you seen the POS bars that Taffer goes to? One of them literally was a trailer, another one had standing water in a hole in the basement, and one the floorboards was so rotten from the lack of drainage that they had to rip out and replace the entire floor.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Korthal posted:

Have you seen the POS bars that Taffer goes to? One of them literally was a trailer, another one had standing water in a hole in the basement, and one the floorboards was so rotten from the lack of drainage that they had to rip out and replace the entire floor.

Broken seafood refrigerator. Ramsey has it pretty bad, and he doesn't even use gloves when he gets into that gross poo poo. He grabs a handful and put's in their face. It's gross enough to make me wince.

Korthal
May 26, 2011


Hobohemian posted:

Broken seafood refrigerator.

Cockroach in a liquor bottle.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

One of them had mushrooms growing on the walk-in walls that were bigger than Taffer's head.

If you've ever seen the dude's head, that says something.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Next time PT6A makes you want to buy him another red title, instead please donate to the Alberta Children's Hospital that he hates so much.

fyodor posted:

G. Ramsay casts YOU DONKEY! for 2 damage.
G. Ramsay casts YOU DONKEY! for 2 damage.

It's super effective!

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

Hobohemian posted:

Broken seafood refrigerator. Ramsey has it pretty bad, and he doesn't even use gloves when he gets into that gross poo poo. He grabs a handful and put's in their face. It's gross enough to make me wince.

My favorite was the Mexican restaurant with the 55 gallon drum of room temperature refried beans in the storage shed.

Korthal posted:

Have you seen the POS bars that Taffer goes to? One of them literally was a trailer, another one had standing water in a hole in the basement, and one the floorboards was so rotten from the lack of drainage that they had to rip out and replace the entire floor.
Which walk-out was more rage-induced though? Taffer walked on a bar because the boss was beating up his employees. Ramsay had to put up with Amy's Motherfucking Baking Company.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

HOLY SHIT I LOVE BOYS

Zzulu posted:

the hulk could prob match gokus strength but goku is a much better dresser

yea but goku has the advantage that there is always a level even further beyond

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


NiceGuy posted:

the question is who would give a gently caress?

proles who watch cable TV

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