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| The King |
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15 | 13.27% |
| LeBronze |
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9 | 7.96% |
| LeCramp |
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20 | 17.70% |
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0 | 0% |
| LeIDon'tGiveAShitWhatYouCallMeBecauseIMakeWayMoreMoneyThanYou |
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19 | 16.81% |
| Cleveland Sucks |
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44 | 38.94% |
| Other (explain) |
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6 | 5.31% |
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Because we have to wait three days between games for money and TV ratings reasons, it's Thursday night's opener was weird. The air conditioning in San Antonio "failed", and it left the fans sweating like twenty thousand Patrick Ewings. The basketball was good; was good. That was until LeBron James cramped up in the fourth quarter and it all went to poo poo. Here, let my assistants tell you about it...              Based on Thursday night, here's the likely starting lineups:  I'd post preview links for this one, but just about everything I've read has been some variation on LEBRON!!! CRAMPS!!! HEAT!!! and you probably don't need to read any more of that. So have fun...
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Jun 8, 2014 23:35
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Ed Malloy is reffing enjoy your victory spurs~ edit: oh excuse me he is the alternate I guess the heat still have a shot. Vire fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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Jun 8, 2014 23:38
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What's wrong with Boshs face
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Jun 8, 2014 23:40
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dongsbot 9000 posted:What's wrong with Boshs face he has chronic looks like chris bosh syndrome it's incurable, he'll have to be put down, i'm sorry
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Jun 8, 2014 23:48
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dongsbot 9000 posted:What's wrong with Boshs face
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Jun 8, 2014 23:50
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Don't do it The Spurs, don't do it mang. Don't give this game to Miami, if you are going to cheat then don't come out of it with a guilty conscience.
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Jun 8, 2014 23:52
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This is a Real Cool OP for a GDT by the way, I'm used to the NHL ones which for the last week or so have been basically just "gently caress the kings" copy pasted a few times.
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Jun 8, 2014 23:52
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HOW COULD YOU posted:This is a Real Cool OP for a GDT by the way, I'm used to the NHL ones which for the last week or so have been basically just "gently caress the kings" copy pasted a few times.
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Jun 8, 2014 23:55
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I can't wait til game 3 when Miami turns down the temp so low that the bald spot on Ginobili's head freezes over and magellanic penguins migrate on top of him, completely wrecking any remaining lateral movement
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Jun 9, 2014 00:06
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EvanTH posted:I can't wait til game 3 when Miami turns down the temp so low that the bald spot on Ginobili's head freezes over and magellanic penguins migrate on top of him, completely wrecking any remaining lateral movement
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Jun 9, 2014 00:09
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I'm rooting for the AC maintenance crew
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Jun 9, 2014 00:14
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I see Snoop is reppin the Hartford Whalers Also 
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Jun 9, 2014 00:16
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Crazy Ted posted:Miami will litter the Spurs locker room with famous quotes from Science Fiction but the quotes and the stories/movies they're from are mixed up and it will cause Tim Duncan to malfunction. Hahah yeah a speaker left playing a loop of a voice reading "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER" forces Duncan to miss the game stuck in the locker room desperately explaining to the walls that this is a common mishearing of the phrase
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Jun 9, 2014 00:17
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40 minutes to tipoff and the AC in here seems functional. Hilariously, the free giveaway tonight is a towel (in case the AC goes out again).
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Jun 9, 2014 00:23
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I was at AT&T center last night. It was freezing. I tried to find and break the ac unit before I left though. No luck. Stupid dollar beer nights.
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Jun 9, 2014 00:23
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I hope for fair play, good sportsmanship, and for the players to remain friends, tonight
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Jun 9, 2014 00:29
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Vertical Lime posted:I see Snoop is reppin the Hartford Whalers owns
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Jun 9, 2014 00:34
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WEREWAIF posted:I hope for fair play, good sportsmanship, and for the players to remain friends, tonight I hope we abandon the pretense of fairness or rules in sport and devolve into pure animal competition as the Spurs fans attack and devour anybody they see wearing red and Birdman tears through dozens of husky men women and children in his own personal doomed Alamo stand (LeBron obviously escapes he's really strong and resourceful)
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Jun 9, 2014 00:43
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Oh god finally the finals Demarcus cousins with a drum losing to jimmy kimmel
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Jun 9, 2014 00:45
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I am ready to watch basketball played at a high level of competition and athletic skill.
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Jun 9, 2014 00:47
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EvanTH posted:I hope we abandon the pretense of fairness or rules in sport and devolve into pure animal competition as the Spurs fans attack and devour anybody they see wearing red and Birdman tears through dozens of husky men women and children in his own personal doomed Alamo stand (LeBron obviously escapes he's really strong and resourceful) I hope that if Manu catches a bat, Rashard Lewis will load his catapult and fling an iron ball, to smash his head, before he can harm this innocent animal
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Jun 9, 2014 00:48
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WEREWAIF posted:I hope that if Manu catches a bat, Rashard Lewis will load his catapult and fling an iron ball, to smash his head, before he can harm this innocent animal DESTROY ALL MONSTERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_6im2RzZxU
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Jun 9, 2014 00:51
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EvanTH posted:DESTROY ALL MONSTERS Battra wasn't in that Godzilla movie ok Go Heat. Make this a cool series with cool dunks. Wanna see Ray Allen dunk again
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Jun 9, 2014 00:53
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Chinatown posted:I am ready to watch basketball played at a high level of competition and athletic skill.
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Jun 9, 2014 00:54
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EvanTH posted:I hope we abandon the pretense of fairness or rules in sport and devolve into pure animal competition as the Spurs fans attack and devour anybody they see wearing red and Birdman tears through dozens of husky men women and children in his own personal doomed Alamo stand (LeBron obviously escapes he's really strong and resourceful) It's almost 90 degrees outside in San Antonio right now. Lebron wouldn't get far.
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Jun 9, 2014 00:55
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Like one of the great ones I'm going to find a way to tell my body 'not now I'll talk to you tomorrow' tonight and endure Mark Jackson's commentary to watch some finals basketball.
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Jun 9, 2014 00:55
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I'm ready for the AC/cramp talks to be replaced with something else.
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Jun 9, 2014 00:56
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I am ready to watch these NBA Finals
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Jun 9, 2014 00:58
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I am ready for another spurs win please.
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Jun 9, 2014 01:01
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Go Heat and get some GD HVAC reps.
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Jun 9, 2014 01:01
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At my parents and the stream is slow, but they didn't change the router password so I am now high priority and they are low and the stream is smooth hohoho some days you gotta nerd your way into sports
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Jun 9, 2014 01:01
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I'm sad the pistons are pretty much gone from the montage
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Jun 9, 2014 01:02
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Lol the stadium is in the middle of suburban sprawl
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Jun 9, 2014 01:02
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20,014?
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Jun 9, 2014 01:02
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Oh marines look out
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Jun 9, 2014 01:03
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This kid owns.
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Jun 9, 2014 01:03
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oh, hello that boy
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Jun 9, 2014 01:03
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Sweet outfit kid
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Jun 9, 2014 01:03
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What is he wearing?
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Jun 9, 2014 01:03
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Yes. Yesssssss.
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