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Feel like watching Constantine
Sure!
No thanks.
Kill yourself troon.
Im watching something else right now.
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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Tonight we are going to watch the 1989 film BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE




































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Last nights movie was Constantine...
Catch up, you hobo!

No not this one:



Lets watch the 2005 movie staring Keanu Reeves and some short chick from The Mummy.

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 10, 2014

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Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I kinda like that movie lol

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
Fluctuatine

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
I'm Constantine....




































































....rear end in a top hat.
*fires improbable gold shotgun*

Nog
May 15, 2006

hollywood should of found a way to merge constantine with the prophecy movies

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
The african american voodoo guy is kinda creepy. Hes cool though.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I always remember her as the hot chick from The Constant Gardner.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


guilty pleasure movie, too bad the tv series is shaping up to be an even worse trainwreck

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
kill yourself human being.

e: nevermind didn't see poll. voted accordingly.

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Is it just me or is the audio mix so bad for this movie that everyone sounds like they are muttering all the time

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i feel asleep during this movie not because it was bad, it was ok, but because i was really tired

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
gently caress yoooooou

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MMOs & Welfare posted:

Is it just me or is the audio mix so bad for this movie that everyone sounds like they are muttering all the time

Its one of those movies where all the action stuff is WAY too loud and the dialog is far too low.

It seems like a lot of Warners Brothers movies are that was in the early 2000s.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

babypolis posted:

i feel asleep during this movie not because it was bad, it was ok, but because i was really tired

This sums up how I feel about your posting

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
my gf at the time in high school made me watch this. it was boring and she got mad because i wouldn't stop making fun of keanu reeves. welp thats my story

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Full Metal Jackass posted:

This sums up how I feel about your posting

this is a really weird burn but thanks

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
why would I watch this when the show will probably be better?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Medium Cool posted:

why would I watch this when the show will probably be better?

Its just a fun, lazy Sunday, kinda movie.

When is the show coming out and on what network?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

babypolis posted:

this is a really weird burn but thanks

np man

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey posted:

Its just a fun, lazy Sunday, kinda movie.

When is the show coming out and on what network?

it'll be on nbc but I'm not sure when

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Woah
- Constantine

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
"Whoa" - Every Keanu Reeves movie ever

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Did anybody see that new Chinese movie staring Keanu Reeves and some Tai Chi dude loving people up Ong-Bak style. It was pretty good.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

Did anybody see that new Chinese movie staring Keanu Reeves and some Tai Chi dude loving people up Ong-Bak style. It was pretty good.

Master of Tai Chi or something.

Ive been meaning to check it out. Good tip buddy!

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Medium Cool posted:

why would I watch this when the show will probably be better?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Master of Tai Chi or something.

Ive been meaning to check it out. Good tip buddy!

It's on netflix right now.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
constantine is good fun, but i would say johnny mnemonic for peak keanu

edit: also currently on netflix

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Corey Plumper posted:

I kinda like that movie lol

same lol

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
or we can watch the lake house if you guys want to snuggle and eat ice cream

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
remember the stargate cuckold episode lmao

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I dont understand why his weapons need to be gold or gold plated...

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

I dont understand why his weapons need to be gold or gold plated...

wwjd where j stands for the jews

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I like Tilda Swinton and I think this movie has the best Satan.

I also never read the comics so I'm not all upset that he has the wrong color hair or whatever.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

I like Tilda Swinton and I think this movie has the best Satan.

I also never read the comics so I'm not all upset that he has the wrong color hair or whatever.

Is tilda swinton the angel lady at the end?

Wasnt she in LOTR/The Hobbitses precious?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


psyopmonkey posted:

"Whoa" - Every Keanu Reeves movie ever

This is how I enjoy Keanu Reeves movies. Everything's funnier when Ted "Theodore" Logan is the protagonist.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Buuuuuut I'm not at home right now so I can't watch it with you, OP.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

psyopmonkey posted:

Is tilda swinton the angel lady at the end?

Wasnt she in LOTR/The Hobbitses precious?

Yeah she played golum.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I cant watch Bram Strokers Dracula without laughing my butt off every time Keanu is on screen.

Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008
Gabriel was pretty great in this I like her hospital bracelets

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Kennith Brangnah's Much Ado About nothing has Keanu Reeves opposite Shakespearean veteran Kennith Brangnah. That one is almost surreal.

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