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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Whats the monthly fee for being a official smart guy?

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Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

if only we knew someone in mensa... can anyone help???

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Your dignity, respect for other people, and chances of ever gettin laid.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Corridor posted:

if only we knew someone in mensa... can anyone help???

I need some smart guy info and I need it now.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
im in mensa, what do you need

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
What is the mensa card made out of? It better not be lovely cardboard or something.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

chaos rhames posted:

im in mensa, what do you need

What is the maximum dicks per hour can you suck?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
dont know, im just the janitor

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

drilldo squirt posted:

What is the maximum dicks per hour can you suck?

none, i get really hung up on the semantics of the term "blow job" and "sucking a dick" and my posting fingers start twitching

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

I hope he dies.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



*adjusts camera so that strategically placed mensa bulletin becomes visible*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
its me. iam in mesna. i invented this

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

A misanthrope posted:

its me. iam in mesna. i invented this



drat homie, that smart as hell. You're smart.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

drilldo squirt posted:

drat homie, that smart as hell. You're smart.

yayyyyy! thnk u :)

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Wikipedia says pornstar Asia Carerra is a member of MENSA and has an IQ of 156.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
to join mensa u gotta kill you are self

Canned Bread
Feb 26, 2013

Best Thing Since Sliced!
I'm mensatruating all over this thread

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
whats mensa?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



who bones your mom as spoken by jar jar binks

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Brown Menace posted:

who bones your mom as spoken by jar jar binks

ur funy.

Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008
don't join mensa, you twat

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Greed is eternal posted:

don't join mensa, you twat

I'm gonna join so i can randomly leave pamplets in my bathroom, visible on my okcupid photos which I need to take in the mirror since I have no friends.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

How was he in that HBO AIDs movie?

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.
Monthly fee? The fee shouldn't matter. If you're smart and not rich, you're actually stupid.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Amarcarts posted:

Wikipedia says pornstar Asia Carerra is a member of MENSA and has an IQ of 156.

I've always found her work to be pretty deep tbqh

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

KernelSlanders posted:

Monthly fee? The fee shouldn't matter. If you're smart and not rich, you're actually stupid.

Counterpoint: paying a fee to associate with people in MENSA is actually stupid.

Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008
a guy i went to hs with is actually in mensa. he's a libertarian idiot. and apparently he is a politician now. welp. the world is hosed up man.

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.
Mensa is a club for people with an elevated sense if self importance who like puzzles. Being a libertarian idiot guarantees he meets at least the first half of that.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Franco where are you

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