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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm going skydiving goons
 
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Romes posted:

Eh, I went skydiving last year =D... Tell me you're doing the Accelerated Free Fall (AFF)??? You take a 6 hour training course before you jump, then you get to jump out on your own the first time. I did this and highly recommend it. Either way it's awesome and something I'd recommend to anyone. You'll love it. Have fun.

E: When you get there either way you have to fill out this huge packet and on every page it says "You can literally die from this, and you can't sue us..." and you have to sign every page lol. Don't worry though, you get 2 shoots, each independently packed at separate locations with a 99%+ success rate. Thus, the odds of both of them failing are VERY slim. If you die, it won't be from your shoots failing, it'll be from you being a retard, which is natural selection anyways.

Aff is like a 45 minute lesson followed by 3 jumps with 2 instructors, 3 with 1 instructor and then a solo

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
 Also lol if the instructor has to pull your chute during aff

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

redstormpopcorn posted:

so skydive on shrooms, got it.

Take a hit of acid before you go

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
 had a dude at my dz literally fly into the wind pole

nailed his nuts on it loving :lol:

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