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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I think that the user "azreal" was being a big baby in that thread he made. I made this thread so we can talk about what a baby he is and also how cool bikes are. If you think bikes are cool or if you think that dude was being a baby please post here.

Encouraged: Pictures of bikes, complaining about fat people/people in cars/fat people in cars/azreal.

Discouraged: Pictures of fat people, diagrams of internal combustion engines, complimenting azreal

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I don't like that guy

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Hahahaha nice callout thread human being

Edit: bikes are supergay

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

azreal posted:

I have been lifting for about 10 months now with the intent of bulking up. I've always been a little guy ; I was 5'5" and 116 when I started, now I'm up to about 127.

Here's my issue, I am seeing incredible strength gains (I hit a pr of 405 for 8 reps on squats today), but my weight is stuck at 127. Should I just shut up and eat more, or continue the route I'm going (because the strength gains will eventually translate into bulkier muscle)?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
lol

azreal
Sep 2, 2011



Yup, that was 2 years ago and I'm still lifting and getting bigger/stronger by the day, fatty

:getin:

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

azreal posted:

Hahahaha nice callout thread human being

Edit: bikes are supergay

i googled "gay bikes" and now i think i might be gay

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
there's a lot of that going around

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



imagine being a 5'5" man

is that even a man

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

azreal posted:

Yup, that was 2 years ago and I'm still lifting and getting bigger/stronger by the day, fatty

:getin:
hahahahhahaha 5'5"

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
fyi women don't care if you're getting "bigger" unless you're getting bigger straight up

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Azerban posted:

imagine being a 5'5" man

is that even a man

That's the textbook definition of manlet.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



azreal is everything i want to be. his posting makes me want to cut him up and wear him.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Fandyien posted:

azreal is everything i want to be. his posting makes me want to cut him up and wear him.

Same

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
Motorbikes or Bicycles? Motorbikes are TOTALLY SICK, but bicycles are poo poo and only poo poo people ride them anywhere other than through a mountain trail.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

GreaseGunner posted:

Motorbikes or Bicycles? Motorbikes are TOTALLY SICK, but bicycles are poo poo and only poo poo people ride them anywhere other than through a mountain trail.

Bicycles, lol. They are throwing a hissy fit bc I closed my thread about gay bikers.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Hey you rear end in a top hat cars already take up all the room now you want to push the bikes into areas where pedestrians walk so they can hit us :mad:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


GreaseGunner posted:

Motorbikes or Bicycles? Motorbikes are TOTALLY SICK, but bicycles are poo poo and only poo poo people ride them anywhere other than through a mountain trail.
:krad:

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

azreal posted:

Hahahaha nice callout thread human being

Edit: bikes are supergay

Hey at least you get them, show some gratitude...:(

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

That's the textbook definition of manlet.



I think what concerns me the most is that the pic is from Suicide Girls, a porn website, so nude pictures of bike behemoth literally exist on the internet.

And I don't have access to them.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

TenementFunster posted:

fyi women don't care if you're getting "bigger" unless you're getting bigger straight up

Hahahahahaha like you've ever touched a vagina

Hobohemian posted:

Hey at least you get them, show some gratitude...:(

This is the second one I've gotten since October/November, lol (or whenever GBS switched over)....goon/nerd rage is hilarious.

Edit: I've also gotten AVs and red text twice. Which one of you is gonna make it three?

azreal fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jun 11, 2014

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
dude, you're tiny. the attitude doesn't make you taller.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

TenementFunster posted:

dude, you're tiny

Yup, and still better than you in every conceivable way....how does that make you feel, fatty?

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

azreal posted:

Yup, and still better than you in every conceivable way....how does that make you feel, fatty?
lol

naem
May 29, 2011

I like bike

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
I wanted to do some research about this topic, so I searched TOTALLY SICK BICYCLES on google images, I will now post the first three search results.







Results are perhaps inconclusive.

GreaseGunner fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jun 11, 2014

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp
Short guy syndrome


Also in before fat guy syndrome

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
We do RE: threads?

snackcakes
May 7, 2005

A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

I don't understand is this thread about fat shaming short shaming bicycle shaming or azreal shaming?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


snackcakes posted:

I don't understand is this thread about fat shaming short shaming bicycle shaming or azreal shaming?

All of the above

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

snackcakes posted:

I don't understand is this thread about fat shaming short shaming bicycle shaming or azreal shaming?

All forms of shame are welcome here.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

azreal posted:

Yup, that was 2 years ago and I'm still lifting and getting bigger/stronger by the day, fatty

:getin:

LOL you are 5'5 loving manlet!! holllly shiit hahahahaha

How does it feel to be physically inferior to everyone that is NOT a 5'5 manlet? lmbo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Yes, no, no

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I did some internet detective work and found this picture of azreal:

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Salt Fish posted:

I did some internet detective work and found this picture of azreal:



:thurman:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Salt Fish posted:

I did some internet detective work and found this picture of azreal:



:vince:

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
how will he respond?

puppet master defense?
roll with the punches?
get mad?
any of the options above but ironically?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

louis armstrong might have cheated but holy poo poo could that man sing

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

uG posted:

how will he respond?

puppet master defense?
roll with the punches?
get mad?
any of the options above but ironically?

run away like a little manlet bitch

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Terebus
Feb 17, 2007

Pillbug
Bikes are the second worst thing on yhe road. The first is the op, this is obvious because he's one of the road bikers that feels the need to defend his bad choices so much that he posts a reply thread to an already closed thread.

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