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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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And that's why you always cover first.

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Darvish freakin owns!!!!!!!!!

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Let us resume Starling Marte's Basepath Adventures

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Okay so when do we get Petit back?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Well that was a thoroughly awful half inning.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
loving lol coco and trout must hate prostate cancer research

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

ALFbrot posted:

Let us resume Starling Marte's Basepath Adventures

Hahahahahaha

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Oh for gently caress's sake :mad:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
marte tootblan. do i win Pirates bingo?

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
lol

notbrant
Jul 1, 2003
Cain what the gently caress

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Is that a thing they practice, you think? I feel like that's the second time I've seen that happen

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Lol the very clear "GOD DAMMIT" in that last replay

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Well that was a thoroughly awful half inning.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
I love watching Roark pitch. They can hit him but the hits are rarely good ones.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
The Pirates consistently look like a Little League team fundamentally, thank god we extended Manager of the Year Clint Hurdle

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Darvish finally has a CGSO :toot:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Immediate apology after whacking the catcher with the backswing. Nobody wants to be Machado.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
http://www.change.org/petitions/pittsburgh-pirates-please-never-ever-run-that-stupid-pop-up-play-ever-again

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Is the umpire trying to show up Hicks or something?

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
tanaka is not of this world

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
calling the perfecto right now

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
God, please let Marte get on base again this inning

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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What's with the howling in the stadium?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ALFbrot posted:

God, please let Marte get on base again this inning

Do you think someone in Vegas takes bets on whether Marte TOOTBLANS or not?

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
it's all my fault

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Oh great Sandoval's out with some sickness.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
red sox suck.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I would be really pissed if I were at a game surrounded by all those people doing that annoying howling noise.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Just think what a world it would be Matt Cain, if you had pitched like this in the first inning!

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Walk more runs in, please.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Brandon Crawford will always be a cool dude.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I would be really pissed if I were at a game surrounded by all those people doing that annoying howling noise.

Never be deceived that Pirates fans don't truly deserve the pain.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I would be really pissed if I were at a game surrounded by all those people doing that annoying howling noise.

I still blame the 2012 collapse on the wooing

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
loving Nationals.

fluffer muffle
Oct 15, 2010

RE: RUN SUPPORT
Nats are good. This has been a rough few days.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Brandon Crawford will always be a cool dude.
He was a dick in high school :colbert:

fluffer muffle
Oct 15, 2010

RE: RUN SUPPORT

Paperback Writer posted:

He was a dick in high school :colbert:

Most of us were.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
This is gonna be a loooong road trip. :sigh:

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Paperback Writer posted:

He was a dick in high school :colbert:

Well of course, he's a robot programmed to field not love.

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