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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
Hey guys. The title says it all. Recently I've become incredibly horny at the thought of plowing my homeboy's thick white wife. She's very good looking. Pale, dope rear end from being raised on cheese and mayo, dull blue eyes, sexy feet, cute freckles. I didn't feel this way before and the only thing that's changed is she's expressed her desire to leave her husband and gently caress other dudes so it's really hard for me to deal with. Any advice on how to not get horny thinking about her/talking to her/ being around her?

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Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

plowing my homeboy

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
we all know what you want to hear
so cuck off

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

VanSandman posted:

we all know what you want to hear
so cuck off

I want to hear how to not be horny at her.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!
Cry Havoc, and let slip the cucks of war!

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Convince husband to do threesome. DP that whale tail. Slam whale double pale.

Hip Gelatinous Cube
May 30, 2001

what up
my favorite rear end is dope rear end from being raised on cheese and mayo

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

She's very good looking. Pale, dope rear end from being raised on cheese and mayo, dull blue eyes, sexy feet, cute freckles.

maybe put all this into google and masturbate to whatever comes up?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
wet it up, op.

hot rear end beat clap

love,

the okcupid thread

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Kazvall posted:

Convince husband to do threesome. DP that whale tail. Slam whale double pale.

I don't like the idea of another man seeing my nutsack. What mine's smaller?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Hey guys. The title says it all. Recently I've become incredibly horny at the thought of plowing my homeboy's thick white wife. She's very good looking. Pale, dope rear end from being raised on cheese and mayo, dull blue eyes, sexy feet, cute freckles. I didn't feel this way before and the only thing that's changed is she's expressed her desire to leave her husband and gently caress other dudes so it's really hard for me to deal with. Any advice on how to not get horny thinking about her/talking to her/ being around her?

we recently had a thread about you bad black man

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

punch yourself in the dick n' balls til ain't nothing make you horny

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

maybe put all this into google and masturbate to whatever comes up?

Whenever I start watching porn I get flustered looking at beautiful women engaging in sexual activities instead of being aroused. For a few months now I've had to masturbate to videos of women I don't find attractive in the least bit in order to complete the deed.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

I don't like the idea of another man seeing my nutsack. What mine's smaller?

That's why you use a ball bag, bro. Get with the times.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

maybe put all this into google and masturbate to whatever comes up?

I did this for images, only aatrek would enjoy it I think. Not the OP's bag.

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
look for things you don't like about her and focus on them, OP

like maybe she's got bad breath, or mispronounces words constantly, or she posts in byob

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

I don't like the idea of another man seeing my nutsack. What mine's smaller?


post your nutsack. let's have a look

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

RideTheSpiral posted:

post your nutsack. let's have a look

Need more bus stop JO mats, preeze.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

MMOs & Welfare posted:

look for things you don't like about her and focus on them, OP

like maybe she's got bad breath, or mispronounces words constantly, or she posts in byob

The things I hate about her don't make me want to gently caress her less. I don't want to date her I just want to cum inside of her vagina.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
build a gigantic sex doll that looks like her and cum in that instead - best of both worlds

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

RideTheSpiral posted:

post your nutsack. let's have a look

I'll go to the store and buy some oranges and tangelos so we can get some sense of scale.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey leslie

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

I'll go to the store and buy some oranges and tangelos so we can get some sense of scale.


thanks that will be useful

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

maybe put all this into google and masturbate to whatever comes up?

Found ur mom

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
just stop it or i'll tell

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I suspect you're fetishizing white women, Leslie. That's not cool bro.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Yo yo my man. How are things?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


going pretty good for the most part my man

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I suspect you're fetishizing white women, Leslie. That's not cool bro.

Suspect deez nuts, playa.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Would this thread deliver if I posted some pictures of my dogs sack?

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Sid Vicious posted:

going pretty good for the most part my man

This is most excellent. *reaches out to shake your hand, and the last second grabs your arm and pulls you in for a hug*

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Suspect deez nuts, playa.

We've been trying to suspect them but you've been the one holding off.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Hey guys. The title says it all. Recently I've become incredibly horny at the thought of plowing my homeboy's thick white wife. She's very good looking. Pale, dope rear end from being raised on cheese and mayo, dull blue eyes, sexy feet, cute freckles. I didn't feel this way before and the only thing that's changed is she's expressed her desire to leave her husband and gently caress other dudes so it's really hard for me to deal with. Any advice on how to not get horny thinking about her/talking to her/ being around her?

ur dick doesnt work

but as reparation againdt slavery u should cuck ur best friend

its only fair

hth

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Nelson Mandingo posted:

We've been trying to suspect them but you've been the one holding off.

Suspect my rear end, as well.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Kombotron posted:

ur dick doesnt work

but as reparation againdt slavery u should cuck ur best friend

its only fair

hth

It works again.

snowberker
Dec 30, 2012
Get on the roof and thrust your pelvis into the air, eventually something will land on your dick.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I can't be a racist, my good black friend bangs my freckly wife.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Kombotron posted:


but as reparation againdt slavery u should cuck ur best friend


actually yeah if you put it to him this way he might even give you the go ahead bc white guilt

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Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

It works again.

then what r you waiting for put it to use on bored white women

if u live in the ssscrack of america it shouldnt beba problem

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