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R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I see they finally put CPT. Janeway in jail

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D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Question are women's jails for the female gendered or the female sexed? Why is it so important for penises to be separated from vaginas but we're totally cool putting penises and assholes together? These are important questions I must ask when I make an analysis of who I'd bone in a fictional women's prison.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
nobody wanna raise a prison baby

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Janeway is a rough lookin grandma, she can cook real good but the life experiences surrounding her years of cooking were bad, and thanksgiving is always very uncomfortable

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013

Kirk Johnson posted:

I don't know if it's realistic or not but at least they're being true to the prison drama genre by having the tranny look like Adebisi in drag.

she's a transwoman irl and that's just what she looks like i think

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
i didn't notice Taryn Manning's character had awful teeth until she brought attention to it. probably still would anyway. but yeah I think Taylor Schilling (Piper) is v cute :3:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Gaunab posted:

nobody wanna raise a prison baby

Give that baby prison tats

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Do the guards count?

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I keep reading this thread as "which black chicks would you lay pipe to on orange is the new black"

Strangely the transsexual is the hottest black chick on the show...or maybe not so strangely

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Bug Bill Murray posted:

Strangely the transsexual is the hottest black chick on the show...or maybe not so strangely
:blush:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I guess I would gently caress all of them except the fat one, the tranny one and the Kentucky meth-mouth one.


edit: mainly, I would gently caress the hell out of the hispanic girl that blew the mustache guard. She pretty.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
all the young latinas are pretty fine

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Maoist Pussy posted:

I guess I would gently caress all of them except the fat one, the tranny one and the Kentucky meth-mouth one.


edit: mainly, I would gently caress the hell out of the hispanic girl that blew the mustache guard. She pretty.

Daya?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pornstache is the best character

look at how much he owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrBXmApzAgQ

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Why does she look so much like a lighter Sophia

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master

Previous Jesus posted:

she's a transwoman irl and that's just what she looks like i think

They seriously lucked the gently caress out with the also-an-actor identical twin brother for the flashback episode.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

gently caress the ROW posted:

they don't let trannies go to womens jail irl right

not in canada lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2XSAgcdfc0&t=30s

Twee as Fuck fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jun 12, 2014

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Carver Crisis posted:

i didn't notice Taryn Manning's character had awful teeth until she brought attention to it. probably still would anyway.

uh huh

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
bad show. highly doubt I get to have sex with anybody on it. thumbs down.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
:stare:

nevermind then

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

btw WElcome back Twee as gently caress :D Anyway I tried to watch this video but that bitch was wearing some kind of vest over a guinness shirt and started talking about global warming right away

No one should ever listen to somebody with limp hair there's a lot of wierdos with limp hair

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Those teeth aren't legal or believable in America you'd get killed outright for having teeth like that

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
ive edited the link to start at 0:30 apparently talking about strong winds was more important to open with than scolding canadian border police for acting like gender magicians


and thanks its nice to be back, with plat on top of it

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
do they have drugs in jail?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
It's the guiness shirt that's unforgiveable

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gently caress the ROW posted:

Those teeth aren't legal or believable in America you'd get killed outright for having teeth like that

the character is a crazy meth head

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Bug Bill Murray posted:

Piper (obv)

That chick with the thick brooklyn accent

A couple of the spanish ones, probably

Piper, Nichols (the Brooklyn chick), that cute prison guard, and the really cute little spanish one (Maritza).

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

gently caress the ROW posted:

Those teeth aren't legal or believable in America you'd get killed outright for having teeth like that

..you obviously have never been to a Wal-Mart.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Retail Slave posted:

..you obviously have never been to a Wal-Mart.

I have & you would get attacked for opening your mouth if it looked like that. Just rabidly attacked in the line right next to the mexican cokes and candy bars

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
On ep7 haha the tsa bit was loving amazing

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
janeway's lookin rough

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
all the women in jail look like poo poo usually

Troutful
May 31, 2011

My mom and I have both been watching this show, and both of us agree that Alex is by far the hottest woman

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Troutful posted:

My mom and I have both been watching this show, and both of us agree that Alex is by far the hottest woman


*cough*

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Finally someone posted a picture of the most correct answer.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

would

CaptainAssholay
May 23, 2001

Don't Think
#1 The male to female
#2 p.much most of the latin chicks, preferably the goth one.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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