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loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


good to hear

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
It's not goatse so it doesn't count :colbert:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


jon steward is not very funny.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



oh thank you jesus

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
When this actually happens hes just gonna breathe jewishly into the mic and expire at his desk. Fans of the show will get what I mean :D

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
5d for butt :henget:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


bwaaaa

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
it's like the hair is afraid to touch the pimples

loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Synonamess Botch posted:

it's like the hair is afraid to touch the pimples

Whats weird is the pimples is where my hair would be.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

jon steward is not very funny.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

he has some ok writers on his staff that pick out some funny stuff cable news does but he himself is a dumbass jew with tired comic delivery

loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

jon steward is not very funny.

you make a good point, just like jon stewart does when he talks about a thing.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

THS posted:

he has some ok writers on his staff that pick out some funny stuff cable news does but he himself is a dumbass jew with tired comic delivery

yeah. the 'news team' has ranged from painfully unfunny to sometimes funny with the right one, but mostly is and always has been terrible too. the first 10 minute sis usually pretty funny and i like stewart, he's just been doing the same jewish shrug and :oops: finger to the lips and audience roars in applause. there are sometimes good guests which carries the last 5 minutes but he's not a very good interviewer anymore

i used to watch it nearly religiously every night from ~2002 to 2010 but now only catch an ep once a month if that.

loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Xaris posted:

yeah. the 'news team' has ranged from painfully unfunny to sometimes funny with the right one, but mostly is and always has been terrible too. the first 10 minute sis usually pretty funny and i like stewart, he's just been doing the same jewish shrug and :oops: finger to the lips and audience roars in applause.

i used to watch it nearly religiously every night from ~2002 to 2010 but now only catch an ep once a month if that.

you who else does things religiously? THE JEWS. gently caress you rear end in a top hat.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

loud dildo posted:

you who else does things religiously? THE JEWS. gently caress you rear end in a top hat.

jews are good

or maybe they're bad. just a matter of perspective really

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
would

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
homegrown?

(ps the reason there's no hair there is cuz you sittin on that all the time rubbing the hair away, follicles refuse to grow anymore. get pimples for the same reason you're always rubbing your dirty rear end sweat and underwear lint up in there so it gets infected.)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

THS posted:

he has some ok writers on his staff that pick out some funny stuff cable news does but he himself is a dumbass jew with tired comic delivery

Colbert is higher tier since he has more improv ability.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

The goatse prequel

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
sorry op i wouldnt no. i dont own a tv im "off the girid" if u will. i hget my irl experiences from ereal life. somethin g you nerds woulsd have a hard time grasping *smokes weed from corncob pipe*

Wki
Dec 12, 2012

Emily's sassy lime.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Pull up, Eva, we're here! Wave! Pull up!
Is this like an opposite of a trap, where you pan around and it is actually a women? Does that have a name?

loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Wki posted:

Is this like an opposite of a trap, where you pan around and it is actually a women? Does that have a name?

YES. BUTTWOMAN.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
if thas a woman i dont wanna be a man

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

etalian posted:

Colbert is higher tier since he has more improv ability.

i thought i was in the minority about that cause i always thought colbert was a lot more funny. although colbert's interviews were awkward and painful to watch. the rest of his show was gold. problem was his show came on after stewart and the writers use nearly the same joke about a news article

loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Xaris posted:

i thought i was in the minority about that. colbert is a lot more funny. although colbert's interviews were awkward and painful to watch. the rest of his show was gold.

His interviews are usually very good. He's funny and he makes fun of his guests in ways the guest can't understand. http://imgur.com/8m1fzIw

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Xaris posted:

i thought i was in the minority about that cause i always thought colbert was a lot more funny. although colbert's interviews were awkward and painful to watch. the rest of his show was gold. problem was his show came on after stewart and the writers use nearly the same joke

colbert is cool and funny

jon stewart was funny when i was 16 and lol bush is a monkey face bwaa

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Xaris posted:

i thought i was in the minority about that cause i always thought colbert was a lot more funny. although colbert's interviews were awkward and painful to watch. the rest of his show was gold. problem was his show came on after stewart and the writers use nearly the same joke about a news article

Colbert is also more humorous since his humor tends to be the acidic juvenalian type

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
You could have posted goatse.

Butt.

You could have posted the entire Pain series.

Butt.

You could have sacrified your account and posted malware-infected child porn.

Butt.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jun 12, 2014

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

loud dildo posted:

His interviews are usually very good. He's funny and he makes fun of his guests in ways the guest can't understand. http://imgur.com/8m1fzIw

I didn't know he interviewed Beyoncé, that was a really good link, thank you :)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

I didn't know he interviewed Beyoncé, that was a really good link, thank you :)

that see thru top holy poo poo

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
its always good to know i have a superior man rear end

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Orkin Mang posted:

that see thru top holy poo poo

top notch, people really need to click on that

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

etalian posted:

Colbert is also more humorous since his humor tends to be the acidic juvenalian type

have you seen john oliver's show? i just watched and ep and it's surprisingly funny since i didn't particularlly like or dislike oliver before. it's reminds me of mid 2000s era daily/colbert with a lot of clever writing.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Xaris posted:

have you seen john oliver's show? i just watched and ep and it's surprisingly funny since i didn't particularlly like or dislike oliver before. it's reminds me of mid 2000s era daily/colbert with a lot of clever writing.

yeah it's worth watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9munYYoqQ

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Xaris posted:

have you seen john oliver's show? i just watched and ep and it's surprisingly funny since i didn't particularlly like or dislike oliver before. it's reminds me of mid 2000s era daily/colbert with a lot of clever writing.

yea oliver is like half hit, half miss, but its better than stewart for sure

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

THS posted:

yea oliver is like half hit, half miss, but its better than stewart for sure

His interview with NSA spymaster Keith Alexander was really good too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8lJ85pfb_E

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ive always enjoyed the daily show buy holy poo poo its gotten loving bad over the past year or so

i stopped watching the interviews long ago because they are all loving complete garbage

meanwhile john oliver is loving killing it

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

he is a goon

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