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your posting makes kids kill themselves, you win.
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Jun 12, 2014 06:44
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i invented religion  checkmate op
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Jun 12, 2014 06:46
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I invent ojibwajan, the Indian dude who kills with unsanitary toilet hygiene and rape
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Jun 12, 2014 06:48
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what if there's a guy who lives in the sewers and he bends himself into different shapes to fit up the pipes to the toilet or shower also hes pretty stretchy and skinny, maybe he could be called bending man or something?
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Jun 12, 2014 06:52
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lonesomedwarf posted:what if there's a guy who lives in the sewers and he bends himself into different shapes to fit up the pipes to the toilet or shower also hes pretty stretchy and skinny, maybe he could be called bending man or something? bendy man, i am so creeped out right now, what if it was real?
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Jun 12, 2014 06:54
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Gonna be contrary and do the opposite. Mr. Belt is a spooky ghost monster with no space and he gets upset at children who don't fasten their seat belts. If he sees you, fasten your seat belt or he'll snatch you! Also something about eight diary pages (that are about how much Mr. Belt loves automobile safety).
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Jun 12, 2014 06:56
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oh my god, what if whale nuking jesus was real, omg so creepy
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Jun 12, 2014 06:56
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Inevitable posted:if you're meme gets on CNN because of murder you win burritolingus posted:Gonna be contrary and do the opposite. Split the difference and tell kids that Roger Sterling from Mad Men will come get them unless they either eat their vegetables or set people on fire.
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Jun 12, 2014 06:59
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Lottery of Babylon posted:i invented religion this is true, anyone can make god
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Jun 12, 2014 07:00
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Inevitable posted:I invent ojibwajan, the Indian dude who kills with unsanitary toilet hygiene and rape I'd change it to gang rape, as is traditional in india add some sort of collectible element too
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Jun 12, 2014 07:01
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The 'tax man ll getcha if ya don't watch out
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Jun 12, 2014 07:06
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lets just go completely meta and say that SA means satanic alliance or something and something about lowtax but more specifically shmorky could be the main scary thing because he is a bit scary just seeing what sticks
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Jun 12, 2014 07:07
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what about a ghost that haunts your house and the ghost regularly shoots up your rear end in a top hat and then leaves a bunch of ectoplasm in your O ring? you die from ectoplasm being carcinogenic
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Jun 12, 2014 07:08
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amityville anus posted:what about a ghost that haunts your house and the ghost regularly shoots up your rear end in a top hat and then leaves a bunch of ectoplasm in your O ring? you die from ectoplasm being carcinogenic a bad dream
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lonesomedwarf posted:what if there's a guy who lives in the sewers and he bends himself into different shapes to fit up the pipes to the toilet or shower also hes pretty stretchy and skinny, maybe he could be called bending man or something? this is actually pretty good. because you can't really avoid plumbing and generally you poop or shower alone it's similar to two x-files monsters (http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Flukeman , http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Eugene_Victor_Tooms), but not similar enough to be a rip off, which selnderman also had going for him with the tall man from phantasm and the gentlemen from that episode of buffy and... basically every slasher movie stalker ever. slenderman has a suit motif. bending man should have something similar. like a diving suit or a gasmask or a SARS mask or something to keep him from drowning in poo
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Jun 12, 2014 07:10
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you live in a world where you are homeless 43% of the time, at any age, and are patriotic
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gotta go with a gasmask because those are already considered urban and spooookyy
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Jun 12, 2014 07:12
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New something awful catchphrae "Murder You're Family."
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Murder You're Family
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Jun 12, 2014 07:14
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need to mod a child MURDERER next, then maybe an... arsonist??
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ladyboy pancake posted:Murder You're Family im sex your mom, what a cougar on the prowl, rawr
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Jun 12, 2014 07:15
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 wow this meme is taking off!!! edit: whoops got cut off a bit there by law of meme evolution its now "Murder You're Famil." adjust your memes accordingly. SwimmingSpider fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 12, 2014 |
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Jun 12, 2014 07:17
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ladyboy pancake posted:
is cool why contain it
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Jun 12, 2014 07:20
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The Gender Monster
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Jun 12, 2014 07:22
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nice username glad to see it catching on but it "Famil." not "parents".
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okay so there's like a pony. like my little pony or something i guess. but its legs are wicked long. like a giraffe. and if you look at it the thing stomps your stupid tranny skull in. i think i covered all the bases.
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I heard that bending man is like the american indian legend of the wendigo and the weasel. Wendigo is a really scary monster but he can be killed by a weasel rushing up his anus and that sounds pretty hot where was this going again?
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wisconsin.
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Jun 12, 2014 07:47
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SA, you've done it again
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ron paul
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gonna put this on business cards
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lonesomedwarf posted:lets just go completely meta and say that SA means satanic alliance or something and something about lowtax but more specifically shmorky could be the main scary thing because he is a bit scary just seeing what sticks Schmorky! Is def the scary thing hosed up what if Schmorky were true
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