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BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So if a player has to take an emergency poo poo during the game do they waste time wiping?

They do it while playing just like runners

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net work error
Feb 26, 2011

CharlestheHammer posted:

Some times you just gotta go.

You can't always control it man, especially when you lack the clutch gene.

Clutch your rear end in a top hat closed gene

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

jordan would never poop during a finals game

- some talking head

You gotta tell your body not now, I'll poop tomorrow.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So if a player has to take an emergency poo poo during the game do they waste time wiping?

lol if you think they dont have bidets

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Ribsauce posted:

I read Kurt Rambis might get another shot at being a head coach and I am not even sure if it was a fake rumor so keep that in mind when grading coaches around the league

Ruff

It's not Spo's fault that his roster is worse than last year. Although he could have played Oden and the Beas.

The spurs have played big for most of the series and it would be nice having someone to put a body on someone.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

illcendiary posted:

If LeBron shits on the court so he doesn't have to leave the game, will he be praised or villified

The argument that made a rift greater than Magic/AIDS.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it's a legitimate poop, a superstar's body has ways of shutting that down

-Mark Jackson

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Do the Heat even have a proctologist on the medical crew?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Vertical Lime posted:

jordan would never poop during a finals game

- some talking head

Jordan once poo poo on Dickie Simpkins and used Jud Buechler as toilet paper

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
We're going to find out that Lebron has bacterial meningitis after the Heat lose the last game

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Guy running to the back probably for a bathroom break during a game remains one of my favorite things in the NBA.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

nachos posted:

If it's a legitimate poop, a superstar's body has ways of shutting that down

-Mark Jackson

Seat down, man down.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Haha

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Hand . . . down . . . man down?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
haha confirmed

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
Spurs deciding that they're the Globetrotters now

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Hahahah. "Just a bathroom break"

LeBron poo poo confirmed, solid reporting guys.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Maybe Lebron overhydrated for the game. Clearly the media is getting to him. Michael wouldn't listen to those assholes

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
LeBron has developed IBS, can't handle the pressure of 3-peating.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BOMBER IN

and yes, his nickname should be Matt Bomber instead of the Red Rocket

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Holly Rowe forced to eavesdrop outside the restroom to report if it was a #1 or possibly #2.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Diarrhea Game >>> Flu Game

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

CharlestheHammer posted:

Seat down, man down.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Meanwhile Dwyane Wade choosing to poo poo himself on the court

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
I bet he dropped trou at the threshold of the bathroom, rear end-blasted the turd 20 feet away into the toilet, then had a leg cramp

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012

College Slice
lebron better have washed his hands after doing the deed

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
So this will be the Poop game then.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
TAKE THAT CUP AWAY

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:lol: at wade getting owned by Matt Bonner

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Real players would use the diarrhea dripping down their leg as winner's lubricant

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Lol bonner with the be tall defense

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

hey bonner, nice job guy

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Mr. Funktastic posted:

lebron better have washed his hands after doing the deed

All part of the plan my friend

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Seat down, man down.

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
That was a terrible pass by Ginobili.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mama, there goes that poop again.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
"not today" says the champ to his body that wants, treacherously, to poop. "Who does number 2 work for lol"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


settle down gundy

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

A legend brewing inside Lebron.

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

illcendiary posted:

If LeBron shits on the court so he doesn't have to leave the game, will he be praised or villified

How soon we forget when they lost to the Mavs

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