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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
either one?

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
sell your soul to Satan for both

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Have poo poo content

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You start by ingesting a tall 16oz glass of draino at night before you go to bed. When you wake up you will have acquired superhuman posting powers.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
drinking

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
skeletons

lots of skeletons

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

cocaine

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
anime and autism

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Just have a song in your heart op

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
having a relative in the industry, hth

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
suck my cock

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




im gayku

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
[Chino Moreno talking]
Alot of a...sharks out there...try'na take a bite of somethin'
What's hot
Lot of chameleons out there...try'na change up
Anytime somethin' new comes along...everybody wants a bite
Don't happen overnight

[Chorus: B-Real]
So you wanna be a rock superstar?
And live large, a big house, 5 cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world don't trust no body
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly

[B-Real]
I remember the days when I was a young kid growin' up
Looking in the mirror dreamin' about blowin' up
The rock crowd, make money, chill with the honey's
Sign autographs or whatever the people want from me
poo poo's funny how impossible dreams manifest
And the games that be comin' with it, nevertheless
You got to go for the gusto but you don't know
About the blood, sweat and tears and losing some of your peers
And losing some of yourself to the years past gone by
Hopefully it don't manifest for the wrong guy
Egomaniac and the brainiac don't know how to act
poo poo's deep, 48 tracks
Studio gangster mack signed the deal, thinks he's gonna make a mil'
But never will 'til he crosses over
Still filling your head with fantasies
Come with me, show the sacrifice it takes to make the cheese
You wanna be a rock superstar in the biz?
And take poo poo from people who don't know what it is
I wish it was all fun and games but the price of fame is high
And some can't pay the way
Still trapped in what you rappin' about
Tell me what happened when you lost clout
The route you took started collapsing
No fans, no fame, no respect, no change, no women
And everybody shits on your name

[Chorus x2]

[Norega talking]
People see rockstars, younawhaI'msayin?
But you still...try'na...get out more like, like everybody else
It's a fun job, but it's still a job
Save your money man, save your money too
It's single don't last very long, younawhaI'msayin?
I mean...you're lucky in this game too
There's gon' be another cat comin' out
Lookin' like me, soundin' like me, next year I know this
They'll be a flipside, do whatchu you do
Somebody'll try to spin off like some series

[Sen Dog]
You ever have big dreams of makin' real cream?
Big shot, heavy hitter on the mainstream
You wanna look shanty in the Bentley
Be a snob and never act friendly
You wanna have big fame, let me explain
What happends to these stars and their big brains
First they get played like all drat day
Long as you sell everything will be O.K.
Then you get dissed by the media and fans
Things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never give full to the fullest
That's while fools end up dining on the bullet
Think everything's fine in the big time
See me in my Lex' with the chrome raised high
So you wanna roll far and live large?
It ain't all that goes with bein' a rockstar

[Chorus x2]

[B-Real]
My own son don't know me
I'm chillin' in the hotel room lonely
But I thank God I'm with my homies
But sometimes I wish I was back home
But only no radio or video didn't show me
No love, the phony, gotta hit the road slowly
So the record gets pushed by Sony
I'm in the middle like mony
And the press say that my own people disown me
And the best way back is to keep your head straight
Never inflate the cranium
They're too worried about them honies at the Paladium
Who just wanna cling on, swing on, and so on
Go on, fall off, the hoes roll on
'Til the next rock superstar with no shame
Give him a year, he'll be right out the game
The same as the last one who came before him
Gained fame, started gettin' ignored, I warned him
Assured him, this ain't easy take it from Weezy
Sleezy people wanna be so cheesy, the fuckin' lethal
"Assassins, assassins"

[Chorus x2]

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009


This.

Also follow someone around and disagree with every post they make in gbs. Thats a pretty good gimmick.

Good luck.

Nog
May 15, 2006

there is a good song by foreigner about this "poo poo post hero"

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

Backweb posted:

This.

Also follow someone around and disagree with every post they make in gbs. Thats a pretty good gimmick.

Good luck.

don't listen to this guy's bullshit, he's a gay

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

ripped0ff posted:

there is a good song by foreigner about this "poo poo post hero"

got fives in his eyes

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
u hGOTTTA be gay 1st and gforemost

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Backweb posted:

This.

Also follow someone around and disagree with every post they make in gbs. Thats a pretty good gimmick.

Good luck.

That actually would be funny. If you really committed to it and followed and replied to every last one it would be kind of like performance art.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

heroin

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

STOP















Hammertime

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Be the son of a famous GBS poster or rock star.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Hobohemian posted:

That actually would be funny. If you really committed to it and followed and replied to every last one it would be kind of like performance art.

Try it out on me

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Some sweet MSpainting skills.

LegoRobot

Never forget

That piece of poo poo.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i'm not sure but if it's anything like my job you gotta suck a lot of dicks to get to the top



a lot

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

you gotta get to the top of a lotta dicks to get to the bottom of some good posting

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

pay people to say good things about you, in either case

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

redshirt posted:

Be the son of a famous GBS poster or rock star.

but jacob dylan is a terrible gbs poster??

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Fister Roboto posted:

but jacob dylan is a terrible gbs poster??

Bob Dylan posts on general ball sweat?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Just like real life pick a plan and stick with it.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
A digestive disorder. It clears the poo poo out of your mind by constantly streaming it out of your rear end.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
i couldnt tell ya im just as bad as you op

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Iamblikhos posted:

don't listen to this guy's bullshit, he's a gay

I disagree.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
get a good night's rest

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Backweb posted:

I disagree.

what teh gently caress man gently caress YOU with you r proper capitalization and punctuation and spelling

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

Backweb posted:

I disagree.

like hell you do!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

swallowing anonymous cum

ayekappy
Aug 22, 2004

Brie Cheesin'
You've gotta have a big rear end avatar. Or is that a symptom? Like how high cholesterol might be a symptom, but not the cause of heart disease.

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Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

love guns

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