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Dec 31, 2010

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ISIS is the coolest goddamn name for an insurgent group. It's something ripped right out of the Bond movies. poo poo owns.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Prop Wash posted:

Is this really what you meant to say

Hahaha

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Dec 31, 2010

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Top Gear UK did a travel special through the Kurdish region. Those guys had nothing but good things to say about them.

Then they went into Turkey to autocross around some Roman ruins. Top Gear is pretty cool.

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Dec 31, 2010

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Truth as all hell

When is the next series? They usually do a summer one...

Yea usually it's a June debut. I haven't read anything about them filming segments so we're probably gonna get one at the tail end of this year. Jeremy Clarkson did sign on for another 3 series though so that's cool. I'm anticipating the show being done by 2017, which is fine. The guys are old as hell.

Top Gear US is such a misfire. It's not like good American presenters who know cars don't exist. Motor Trend has two of them: Carlos Lago and Jonny Lieberman. Both of those dudes put out really outstanding stuff on Youtube. Get those two(who can both drive) and keep Tanner Foust. That'll be a huge improvement.

The Roadkill guys are awesome too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WRlxgMEeg

bloops fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jun 30, 2014

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Dec 31, 2010

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Are goons still saying "It'll get better, the guys need to work together for a bit before they get ~~chemistry~~ just like in Top Gear UK!" because when I first saw someone say that I looked at the first few episodes of Top Gear UK and even before they got to know each other all the guys were still funny as gently caress and not a bunch of talentless losers.

Adam Carolla would have been a good American analog for Clarkson

Adam Carolla was originally in the running for Top Gear US. He would've been great for the exact reason you stated.

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Dec 31, 2010

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I think he even did a pilot for it.

He's pretty much the perfect choice as lead host.

He, like Clarkson, is old as poo poo now too.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I am absolutely gifted at derailing threads without even trying.

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Wow talk about batman's freaking impending meltdown about derails here, can we please stay on topic???????

Whip probates me a lot for derailments. He obviously doesn't appreciate good conversation.

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Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

PROBATION 06/30/14 08:59pm Cole Shut up Cole. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Whip Slagcheek Whip Slagcheek

:lol:

The sudden absence of white noise.

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Dec 31, 2010

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Already anticipating a near future scenario where everyone's wondering why they didn't step in earlier to help him before he made an irreversible decision and I don't know how to feel about that

Cole's not gonna kill himself. He still has high interest payments to make on a 370z.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Noeland posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age


One of the larger little ice ages occurred when a bunch of American Indians were wiped out by a plague, stopping their progress of burning the trees to clear hunting grounds on the Great Plains. It caused something like a 5 degree global drop in temp, gotta find the research on that one.

In short: You can blame the indians for global warming.

It to have been for just that region. A 5 degree global temp drop is like the polar ice caps pushing back into the Midwest.

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Dec 31, 2010

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We really shouldn't be talking about Agenda 21 like this.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Obama Africanus posted:

Muslim women, at least the kind that stand by their man, are willing to shove objects inside themselves to hide those objects from being found when good right thinking American men come to protect freedom.

Vaginal secretions do not ruin bedazzled $15 hello kitty feature phones.

But if left on vibrate it will shake off cooter juice like a wet dog so make sure to put it in a ziplock bag for the love of loving Christ.

And whatever you do, and I'm serious here.. Don't smell that goddamn phone, or let it bake in a HiLux for 3 days in the afghan heat with the windows rolled up.

That's a flash back and a recurring nightmare you just don't want, boy.

War. War never changes.

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Dec 31, 2010

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This girl owns so hard.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Casimir Radon posted:

So is DND white knighting ISIS?

As far as I'm concerned lobbing bombs at Jihadis once in a while is perfectly cool, let the Kurds deal with poo poo on the ground. An airbase up north could make for a pretty cake deployment.

I don't think even DnD is that moronic.

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

I quoted a post a while ago where somebody in DnD was talking about how ISIS wasn't restricting any freedoms that people actually wanted so it's not a big deal


This guy seems to think the media about ISIS is equivalent to fake WMDs and Osama's massive mountain bunker

Yea I remember that post. Frightening poo poo.

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

it's extremely exciting to see how D&D reacts to a no-poo poo bunch of Hitlers popping up in Iraq and Syria because you can tell they're seriously struggling to reconcile their "gently caress you dad" political philosophies with reality

Gonna need to see some quotes. I won't venture into DnD to sort out the good stuff myself.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Right but how are they handwaving the snuff movies that are immaculately produced by the ISIS social media team?

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Dec 31, 2010

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Well its quite easy to cgi a mass execution. Liquid simulation regarding brain matter has come a long way.

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Dec 31, 2010

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My limited knowledge about the Kurds makes them out to be a progressive, decent group of people who absolutely have no qualms about fighting like hell to anyone who fucks with them. They don't seem to go looking for a fight.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I had Moroccan food one time and all I got for it was a horrible case of rear end vomit.

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Dec 31, 2010

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LOL
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?referrer=&_r=1

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Dec 31, 2010

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Godholio posted:

That's brilliant and I never would've thought to put/look for porn there.

Dude. We kept poo poo behind the removable panels up in flightdeck. That's where we'd poo poo talk back enders and flightdeck guys.

Some of that stuff was back from 70s.

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Dec 31, 2010

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MrYenko posted:

Flight engineer desks have two uses. Performance tables, emergency checklists, and other assorted operational data go under the clear leaf, facing up, for ease of use. The storage area under the solid leaf should be filled to overflowing with porn. The leaf should close all the way, but only just barely. Bonus points if you can get one to stick to the underside of the leaf, so the centerfold opens like a pop-up book when you go looking for spare lamps.

The really raunchy stuff gets shoved in between the flight deck bulkhead and the FE control panel. Concorde crews stuff their hats there. All other airframes: porn.

This reminds me of the time I inadvertently disabled a hydraulic pump. Good thing no one looks at those gauges regularly except me.

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Dec 31, 2010

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MrYenko posted:

That's what RMPs are for.

If that's an acronym for "shutting off the pump, pushing in the circuit breaker, turning the pump back on without telling the pilots" then yes. I agree wholeheartedly.

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