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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow" Well done, AB, well done.
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do they have yelp or whatever in Iraq? wanna leave reviews for businesses that are like Alpha_Omega_1985 posted:
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Jun 14, 2014 00:18
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Baloogan posted:Does anyone here miss being in Iraq? Sometimes. It's not the most uncommon denominator amongst a lot of vets of Iraq. Life making more sense, sense of accomplishment.. Etc. plus, if your formative and best years of your life were in a war zone well.. You'll probably miss it in a strange way. 
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Jun 14, 2014 21:17
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I thought the al-Sham was when you came home and have it real good to your ungrateful fat red headed wife after a hard day selling shoes at the mall, while your teenage daughter gets bred by miles of BBC and your son is clearly a power bottom in the league of extraordinarily gay gentlemen. Huh. Learning every day.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:32
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The Canadians have Nickelback and Poutine. I'm not sure anyone not American isn't a loving savage.
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Jun 18, 2014 06:11
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Whip Slagcheek posted:England gave the world Chumbawamba, I think you're onto something. Iceland gave us Sigur Ros. Which is the lifetime soundtrack of every pretentious human being to ever hold up a white posterboard sign talking about privilege. You are goddamned right I'm onto something.
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Jun 18, 2014 08:36
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Anyone willing to lay odds on Iran -> ISIS and ISIS -> Iran conflict keeping these Jamokes killing eachother all locally and only spilling their retard blood anyway?
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Jun 30, 2014 02:51
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holocaust bloopers posted:The sudden absence of white noise. Much better than black noise IMHO
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Jul 1, 2014 03:13
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genderstomper58 posted:this isn't a movie theatre mate If it were I'd lay odds on Cole coming to the newest batman movie with a big surprise. AIDS
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Jul 1, 2014 04:05
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:You're neither of those, Cole, you're just a oval office. Hey there mate, why don't you and the rest of the red coat cunts, and the ones still loyal to your ugly battle axe of a lezzie queen, gently caress right off to hell. And since you're not just a bad teeth having cornish gently caress but also a goddamn pig you should know that if you were dying in the middle of a street the only way I would honestly take the time out of my day in that situation to care would be to get to experience watching the life leave your eyes as the spectre of death nips you off to the great big ben in the sky you limey gently caress. Sincerely, America Revolutionary War Champs (1775-?)
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Jul 1, 2014 17:01
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Jul 1, 2014 17:12
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Cole posted:So does the US just have too much worldwide influence to never really have to worry about sanctions? Yeah the U.S. is so gigantic and all powerful that nothing could ever bring us to our knees economically. Least of all a bunch of goat fuckers on some sand dunes during Jimmy Carters administration. Oh wait.
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Jul 17, 2014 18:26
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Booblord Zagats posted:But they didn't. It inconvenienced us and made us develop energy resources within our sphere of influence and increased our off-shore drilling. In geopolitics inconvenience is the name of the game. Rarely do you get to completely isolate and lay siege to an entire people.
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Jul 17, 2014 18:43
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Yeah uh, if you aren't aware of turkish porn I dunno wtf.
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Jul 20, 2014 04:40
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Oh yeah buddy. Turkey was a huge swingers destination spot back when you were a baby. If you grew up and your parents vacationed in Ankara, your moms probably eaten a Turkish creampie. And not with her clothes on.
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Jul 20, 2014 05:34
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Muslim women, at least the kind that stand by their man, are willing to shove objects inside themselves to hide those objects from being found when good right thinking American men come to protect freedom. Vaginal secretions do not ruin bedazzled $15 hello kitty feature phones. But if left on vibrate it will shake off cooter juice like a wet dog so make sure to put it in a ziplock bag for the love of loving Christ. And whatever you do, and I'm serious here.. Don't smell that goddamn phone, or let it bake in a HiLux for 3 days in the afghan heat with the windows rolled up. That's a flash back and a recurring nightmare you just don't want, boy.
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Jul 21, 2014 18:47
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That sounds like a story from the the 75th boys.
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Jul 22, 2014 04:36
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:How did you notice a difference from the rest of the places where Islam seems to take root?
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Jul 22, 2014 09:16
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white privilege posted:this story is as legendary as the blown up screenshot of the dude loving the donkey that was hanging in the det. now i'm trying to think of all the other good old task force stories. remember connie? As with all good war stories I'm sure I've heard a variation, but no, I don't specifically remember a connie. Lest you talking the chick that introduced herself with her background in getting raped? Or the SIGINT navy augmentee bitch that had a lip full of wintergreen and claimed it was easier to swallow the spit with some cum? She was legendary.. Don't remember her name tho.
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Jul 23, 2014 18:15
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sforzacio posted:whoa whoa, what do you do with the rest of the baby then? waste naught, want naught Easiest way to make child safe glue is to make it outta children. Think about it, would a baby get sick eating another baby? Nope. So that's where child safe glue comes from, processing baby organ harvest giblets and making a paste. The process is simple as poo poo and has been used since they were gluing together the Ark. But the real secret sauce? It's using Zyklon B and Chlorine gas to make sure the end product is pure and white even if your feed stock.. Isn't.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:48
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Wait is loving Kissinger alive? No loving goddamn way.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:59
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That man ate his stress as a palate cleanser when he was done devouring his enemies as an appetizer.
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:I dunno dude I wouldn't exactly trust 
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Aug 10, 2014 03:08
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Derek Dominoe posted:A single ANA soldier managed to take out a 2-star and a bunch of other U.S. personnel. How many generals have your jumping jacks killed, infidel? In America's defense he 1) Wasn't a very good two star and 2) Wasn't that hard to kill because of 1 and 3) Because of 2 I don't think we should credit Mohamed's misguided military aged males with too many points. Just my 2 cents, old friend. 
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Say what you want, but I don't think their problems start at the jumping jacks. It's a very Hooah way of seeing the world to have that be your first indication that your first world armed, third world manned fighting force is hosed in the face of the CoD generation amped up on Tiger energy drinks and merkin' with IRL blinge dout AK's. I think DD's point is that you don't gotta be John Rambo in the backwoods of Washington to turn the tide of a war. You just gotta be willing to die, and in the right place at the right time. Your ability to do jumping jacks is really independent of this, otherwise.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:20
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Uh hello??? He's (was) a goddam two star and he got smoked by some no-name Afghan scrub. Doesn't seem like a very good example of leadership to me. Hey all bullshit aside, I believe this 100% un-ironically. And you are a goddamn idiot if you think otherwise.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:22
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No I got the reference. I also legit think the dude was pretty lovely at being a 2 star, seeing as how he got smoked by Joe Afghan while being the #2 military officer in Afghanistan on his first combat tour so.. 
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Derek Dominoe posted:Don't get me wrong, buddy--I use the term "soldier" very loosely when applying it to the drooling retards who somehow managed to top the worst stench I've ever smelled (rectovaginal fistula), but it says a lot about us that we have 2-stars like that. I Just wanted to use Mohamed's Misguided MAM's. 
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Victor Vermis posted:This is why you'll never win this war, Captain. When the sun gets hot, you stand in formation to impress hippies. They take naps and then murder your generals at dusk. Our generation hasn't gotten it's slaughterhouse five. And you just loving know that bluesquares isn't up to the task. At all. Not even a little.
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VisibleBoots on the ground in Iraq is the definition of a loss for any administration past, present, or future. The LRB project is a way's off, but it's time to show the world what B-52's and an Ohio Class SSGM are capable of in terms of wanton destruction and violence. We'll have a FOB out in Kurdistan somewhere that we'll never acknowledge. Call it site Lima 52, because Hubris is endearing when you play with high explosives for a living. Let Maliki and his Iranian backed buddies get their Sunni Purge on in Baghdad, we can turn everything outside of that city that isn't clearly marked as Kurdish, Christian, or very goddamned friendly, bombed into the stone age on a nightly basis from loving Ramadi to Damascus. Lets carve a high explosive reminder to the savages who their one and only true gods are. We'll have the hush hush cool guys from Lima 52 swooping in and taking ISIL leadership dudes alive and poo poo. Some cots opened up at GITMO ever since we got our human being back, better not waste the space before the end of the fiscal year or you just know we'll never get the funding again, dudes.
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chemosh6969 posted:The US has never before left a country and did nothing once the other side came in and took over. This would be the first time ever. You've got to be loving kidding me, right? Look I love America so much even my Herpes sings the national anthem, but even I can't delude myself into thinking this is the firs time we've just sorta let things go to poo poo when we were tired of burying young johnnies in Arlington. You're a goddamned fool if you think otherwise.
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Just saying: There's nothing that says we have to pretend like there are any good guys in Iraq. Americans still can't find the goddamn place on a map and we've been bombing it for closer to 40 years than anyone is truly comfortable admitting out loud. And lol, it really did go to poo poo.
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A day's going to come when we'll finally figure out that Oppenheimer gave us the solution, we were just too big of pussies to listen to LeMay when he properly laid out the problem.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:And those of us who have sought help for mental health really don't want to be dragged into a high profile court case over it. I am party to one currently. I feel confident my 2nd amendment rights will be restored, as I'm also not seeking damages, just redress. 
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I should clarify, I'm party to a case, but my counsel is helping ensure my case isn't high profile.
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Victor Vermis posted:Can you imagine being banned from a forum at 72? This is why I'm burning my candle at both ends, burning out sucks but smoldering is loving awful. - An actual jewish person
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My dad wasn't black.. so thank god for that I guess? I can't see being a black schizophrenic Jew working.. Oh wait, is Lenny Kravitz still doing booze cruises? My dad does own though, he is as enlisted as gently caress today despite having eventually commisioned and becoming an extremely wealthy successful man. He's a shadow of my Gramps, who got kicked outta the navy for bootlegging and fighting - went onto be a preacher and a sherrif, and was a straight prairie friend of the family and reservation born. He was killed when in the course of being far too tough for death to kill that day he woke up from his medically induced coma, yanked all his poo poo out while they tried to restrain him and he clocked someone and then he died. Screaming, and angry. I'm hoping I go out muttering something about the muds, maybe while in restraints after the VA decided to go ahead and recruit the loving haqqani network and at least the heaviest women of loving Boko Haram to take care of the old vets in the vet homes. Jesus Christ Veterans Home might be the scariest use of English since negro's put their poetry and their sclerotic jazz and rhythm and blues together in an acetate pressing and spun those dubs at club. loving poo poo it's 2014, and were at war in Iraq again. Holy loving poo poo, I can't stay high enough to be calm on this- but I've managed to not watch any news aside from the nightly news. Has anyone war sperg'd this op yet or are we hoping this is all part of an elaborate hosed up hoax involving Robin Williams and Kim Jong-Un(available for meetings since he's got whatever biowarfare agent in his blood and holy loving poo poo put down your pipes and pups fuckers, he ain't been seen in 6 loving weeks? Hahaha oh poo poo. There's not enough weed and Klonopin in this world to keep me from having a panic attack at the thought of how IRL The west wing is really turning into the west wing in its later years loving reality is starting to jump the Sharks just as I get out and start tripping balls. Bravo. Castle Bravo hopefully.
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Kaliber posted:I cracked my tooth in Vietnam drinking with Vietnamese officials while on TDY and had to go the ISOS hospital in Hanoi. I like to tell people I'm an injured Vietnam Vet and wear a Vietnam Veteran hat sometimes for shits and giggles. You are a 5'3" literal closeted twink Twinkie. Yellow and effeminate on the outside, and a cream filled tiny little caucasian cub or twinkle bear on the inside. If Kaliber isn't the funniest loving thing on earth, the idea of dressing him up in black face and calling him choc-o-dile sure the gently caress is. Layers upon layers.
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Obama Africanus posted:You are a 5'3" literal closeted twink Twinkie. Yellow and effeminate on the outside, and a cream filled tiny little caucasian cub or twinkle bear on the inside. That's me reminding you that I secretly suspect you are partially to blame for Martello's IRL problems [JK is he doing ok? Anyone know? Can you ping him?] and that being Asian American and joining the military instead of spreading bird flu derivering beef and broccorrii to brackberry rane apartment two twerve is the rast thing you should ever be proud of. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Kaliber posted:Don't be mad because while you were deployed to bum gently caress no where, Afghanistan I was on a government paid military vacation chilling out in 5 star hotels all over S.E Asia living like a king, having sex with every single Thai hooker I encountered and coming back to infect every female that'll give it up with syphilis. Kaliber posted:Don't be mad because while you were deployed to bum gently caress no where, Afghanistan I was on a government paid military vacation chilling out in 5 star hotels all over S.E Asia living like a king, having sex with every single Thai hooker I encountered and coming back to infect every female that'll give it up with syphilis. I only hurt the ones I love. Congrats, Elliot Rogers in Multi-Cam. I'm totes jealous your 5"5' Mongrel Self got to pay to get STDs from literal human('ish, you did say Asia, right? Not "really" "'people'" in that case now is it?) slaves only to have it improperly treated by your excellent free military medical healthcare. Ever Since Harold and Kumar came out I feel like you lil yeller fellers got a little too comfortable at the dinner table. I'm kidding though, you orientals are just like my dog, you'd probably eat the gently caress out of a cat. And I mean that's cool- just not around us actual people. Is that ok with you, chopsticks? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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