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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Google maps had reviews for the poop pond or whatever , so yeah.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

chemosh6969 posted:

I think we needed to deploy Segways. Lightly armored ones. With guns mounted on them.

A mobile strike force for the 21st century.

Riot shields on the front with dual M4s on top.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Instead of trying to build schools and poo poo we should've just airdropped a bunch of 360s, mtn dew, and Doritos. BAM no more supply of suicide bombers.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't care, he's still the right man for the job. I just looked it up, Clarkson's 54 and Carolla's 50. Eesh.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ezreail posted:

gently caress it, I'm off IRR now.

I get to stay on indefinitely and I intend to do so.




























































































Whiskey is cheaper on base.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Syncopated posted:

What are the odds all this ISIS stuff is a joint false flag op from Turkey and Iraq to lure the kurds into declaring their own country so they can gently caress them up?

Why bother? Turkey hasn't exactly been too shy to bomb the poo poo out of them outright. With US forces in the area, even.

V That too.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jul 3, 2014

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeroisanumber posted:

The bombing of the al-Askari Mosque got a pretty strong reaction.

Oh is that all it took? Half a million civilian deaths didn't matter much.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

chemosh6969 posted:

I don't think he's ever denied the words of Joseph Smith but he also hasn't said he would give up Islam to switch to Mormon.

I was going to make the joke that they've probably already baptized him without his consent, but then I remembered he's black so nevermind.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You guys are worse than m0t. :mad:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nobody seems too hosed up in the White House.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm having visions of Luke Skywalker turning off his targeting computer in the Death Star run, then it cutting to one of the billion allahu ackbar videos, preferably one that's a miss.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Vengarr posted:

CNN quoted a Kurdish official as saying that ISIS is driving around M1 Abrams.

Did somebody leave the keys in the ignition or something? I thought we refused to sell the Iraqis the M1 precisely because anyone with a functioning brain could see this scenario coming.

Does this mean the A-10 gets another reprieve?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

there aren't Americans getting killed on the ground.

Finally, someone states the only thing that matters.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Morocco has always been the only place in Africa I want to visit/that seems worth visiting

I'd like to go to Carthage Tunis.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Snowdens Secret posted:

The real crime was when we got a new E-div LPO and he went through the entire EPCP, thoroughly and meticulously removing each and every label plate and scraping off the porn clips glued to the back of each one. Quite a bit of that also dated back to pre-con. A travesty

The gently caress does this even mean?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's brilliant and I never would've thought to put/look for porn there.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Dude. We kept poo poo behind the removable panels up in flightdeck. That's where we'd poo poo talk back enders and flightdeck guys.

Some of that stuff was back from 70s.

In the back it occasionally showed up under the carpet on the console-tops. Pretty rare though.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Lazy Reservist posted:

Not to get into a drunken history debate, but yes, the French didn't lose as much as others. However, out of the Entente, they did lose the largest percentage of population. My original point was that France adopted a "don't gently caress with us" attitude. First, the Maginot line, which was a colossal failure, and second, their WMD programs, which have both endeared and alienated them to the West.

The Maginot Line worked perfectly. It was the supposedly impassable terrain in the Low Countries that failed. Germany avoided the line just as France hoped, but they blazed through the Low Countries in days instead of weeks...France was thinking of mobility in a very 1917 way.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Oh sure, French planners and commanders were pretty poo poo at that point, but I think dying in any hole/pillbox sucks on some level.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

orange juche posted:

Just kill everything :unsmigghh:

Seriously. It's not often you have two of your enemies slugging it out underneath your own air superiority.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

E.Nigma posted:

NATO air strikes, Iranian tanks and Kurds. All we need is some Soviet Russian paratroopers.

They're busy in Iceland Ukraine.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
So assuming ISIS can get enough Armored Fist time to figure out how to operate an Abrams well enough to drive in a more or less easterly direction, how much trouble will an Iranian M60 have popping the top like a Pringles can?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

It's less Iraq War 3 and more Clinton Era Air-Stikes part deux

Aside from the hundreds of troops going in too.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The guy behind that pussied out and donated the money to charity.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
As a former officer I feel I should draw a comfortable executive salary while contributing virtually nothing.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
m0t

Edit: we should probably come up with a better job title tho

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Vice President for Compliance and Governmental Relations

Well loving done.

Fake edit: "fuckup" is in IOS 8's predictive text library. Nice.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Haven't we been droning them for weeks already?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I read Enders Game, the Speaker one, and one more. It was about some weird pseudo-Japanese culture I think? I know they got progressively worse so I quit there.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Well the two after that involved magic trees, magic people with OCD, and a love triangle with an old lady and an AI.

I think that's all Speaker for the Dead.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Also incest.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Pretty sure getting a lobotomy counts as an upper division polisci course.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Victor Vermis posted:

yall got old dads

No poo poo. I thought I was older than most of this forum by a couple of years, but my dad was in grade school/jr high.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I watched one get detonated at the UTTR near the Bonneville Salt Flats. Wicked cool watching a shockwave expand like that.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

He got banned for weighing in on the legalities regarding age of consent in an EVE thread where some dude was accused of diddling in an MMO or some poo poo

What the gently caress, SA?

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
gently caress you too, awful app.

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