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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

"Oh help us" bitch what about in 2010 when you were all "Oh America get out"

I've been thinking of replacing my office chair with a throne of skulls, think I could get enough with a quick war tourism trip?

I'll look for caro while I'm at it. I could probably trade his captors a goat for him.

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Feb 15, 2005

JSARSOM posted:

They are issuing Islamic State license plates...


bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Contractors Grover Rrail

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX-7BlRc_a0

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

50 Foot Ant posted:

gently caress it, just paste the place with smallpox.

I'm sure their immunization protocol are in place, right?

That's what I said days ago. Get the Russians to dig out their Ebolapox strain from what's left of Biopreparat and hit the whole region.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Better yet, send in peacekeepers to give "inoculations". You either infect the populace or get a whacked out SF officer talking about severed baby arms starting his own army of browns and being worshiped as a god.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

My god specifically makes oil sacrifices last a couple days longer, how's that fit into the heirarchy

Sorcery. You'll be burnt at the stake.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Black Metal Odin

Any god who gives an eye and gets speared to a tree for ultimate knowledge is metal as hell. Odin loving laughs at Jesus for whining about his little incident with the Jews and Romans.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

And the way he punishes Loki:

"Loki being captured, they took him to a certain cavern, and they took three rocks, through each of which they bored a hole. Then they took Loki's sons Vali and Nari, and having changed Vali into a wolf, he tore his brother Nari into pieces. Then the gods took his intestines and bound Loki with them to the three stones, and they changed the cord into bands of iron. Skadi then took a serpent and suspended it over Loki's head so that the venom drops from it on to his face. Siguna, Loki's wife, stands near him, and holds a dish receiving the venom as it falls, and when the dish is full she goes out and pours its contents away. While she is doing this, however, the venom falls on Loki, and causes him such intense pain that he writhes so that the earth is shaken as if by an earthquake."

Plus the Ragnarok is about the coolest armageddon prophecy ever.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

Top Gear UK is legit.


Top Gear US is lame as all hell.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

I don't care, he's still the right man for the job. I just looked it up, Clarkson's 54 and Carolla's 50. Eesh.

Being a yobbo puts hard years on your face.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

PROBATION 06/30/14 08:59pm Cole Shut up Cole. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Whip Slagcheek Whip Slagcheek

:lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

PS as for WWI and WWII YOU'RE WELCOME

EBB fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jul 1, 2014

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nobody misses Constantinople anyways.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Not Constantinople?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sjurygg posted:

get cancer and die screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM_XPZH6QE0&t=21s

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

How's the gay porn watching going?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Inforwars has a rumor that New Coke is just a marketing scheme and they're bringing back original Coke as Coke Classic later this year.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ManMythLegend posted:

I, for one, am stoked about a Red Baby Blue Dawn scenario. It will be rad to go out on a deployment and still be able to come home for dinner.

"How was your day honey?"
"Oh you know, just shot a bunch of guys who were a slightly different shade of brown from us. Nothing out of the ordinary."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wonder how long a UN army would last on US soil before getting their teeth kicked in.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Why contain it?

'scool

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tRYj-Y6qI

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

You guys are worse than m0t. :mad:

You're worse than Chris Farley's taint after a coke binge on a hot day.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

War. War never changes.

Ron Perlman :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mcJAI6oRYY

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dingleberry posted:



Did you capture him and make him reveal the location of his gold?

Looks like a Methrechaun.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fucitol posted:

i want everyone to know that everytime this thread has new posts i eagerly check to see if Iraq has turned into a giant lifeless void that will only be known for housing the confluence of the Tigris and Euphrates.

i am continually disappointed

hell at least saddam usay and quday put some effort into it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm amazed they reconstructed the faces that well.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If you haven't seen it yet, watch The Devil's Double.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Skid steer and everything dang. It's like they bought poo poo that Cobra didn't want.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Thanks for the update Walter

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Melthir posted:

Can we get a new current events thread with loving general of office supplies as the title

:justpost:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

"I have n-word privileges because my girlfriend from Canada is black."

If you're going to use a slur, just loving stand by it instead of backpedaling.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sells them to the Chinese.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Love the just regular lookin dude chillin watching the crucifixion.



"After this wanna shotgun some Natty, brah?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

last temptation of christ is on netflix if you want to see willem dafoe and harvey keitel be weird for two hours

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


30 seconds in and we have full penetration

i see where this film stands

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Some of them go whole hog

http://i.imgur.com/yffvPWD.jpg :nws:

And I wonder if they cut the guy's head off before or after crucifying him

http://i.imgur.com/A3AzsoQ.jpg :nws:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Abrams don't need keys.

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Feb 15, 2005

Vengarr posted:

They could have at least put a club on the steering wheel

No wheel, either. It's more like motorcycle handles.

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