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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow"

goldmine

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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I'd be astonished it a segway could handle all the moon dust in iraq without electrocuting the dick off of whoever is riding it

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Jun 1, 2006

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ded posted:

Top Gear UK is legit.


Top Gear US is lame as all hell.

Truth as all hell

When is the next series? They usually do a summer one...

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Jun 1, 2006

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Adam Carolla was originally in the running for Top Gear US. He would've been great for the exact reason you stated.

I think he even did a pilot for it.

He's pretty much the perfect choice as lead host.

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Jun 1, 2006

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holocaust bloopers posted:

I am absolutely gifted at derailing threads without even trying.

to be fair top gear can derail just about anything

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Jun 1, 2006

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

thats some real limp dick crucifying

3/10

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Jun 1, 2006

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50 Foot Ant posted:


Of course, we could always talk about Fort Dix, Fort Dietrich, or Aberdeen Proving Grounds. The rumors about Fort Sam Houston and Yakima Proving Grounds and some of the poo poo out there in Montana, North Dakota, and out at White Sands as well as Fort Bliss and Fort Erwin. You know, like the Anthrax that was left in the lunchroom fridge for 2 months, or the unsecure poo poo that always popped up, or how the US shipped bioweapons to Iraq under CDC labeling for 'disease research' in the 1980's or when a leak happened that killed a couple thousand sheep.


please talk aboutt this

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Jun 1, 2006

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Hauldren Collider posted:

Greenland is a town. I don't understand how it could possibly have the expertise to do any sort of serious bio research.

Lots of unoccupied land is what i'd assume

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Jun 1, 2006

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Not really Iraq related, but with the current topic:

http://factually.gizmodo.com/less-t...dium=socialflow

The amount of uranium that actually exploded in Hiroshima was about 7/10ths of a gram, about the size of a peppercorn.

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Lazy Reservist posted:

Honestly, I'd rather take the Iranians than ISIL/ISIS/IS/Caliphate/whatever the gently caress they want to call themselves. Besides, Iranian chicks are hot.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Also a call to arms from the Vatican OH WAIT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX__DN03SXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_RH5MOgq4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQxXc9sPjMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAFNbrO7mCM

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpiTuTLtB8E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCL85JO57JE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJrbmRNNB20

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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I'd have betrayed my PL in a hot second and laughed about it afterwards

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mambo italiano posted:

Just send an infantry division all messed up on this poo poo and 72 hours. We'll take back Iraq, even if we don't remember doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Iraq War 3 is gonna be the bullshit war anyways.

All the cool people were there in Desert Storm, Desert Shield, and OIF 1-3.

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Zeroisanumber posted:

Desert Storm or poseur, IMHO.

I would have but I was 6

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Godholio posted:

m0t

Edit: we should probably come up with a better job title tho

Gravity Detector

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Jun 1, 2006

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the dad farm posted:

move to VT, we still have no gun laws and give zero fucks

is VT a cool place to be y/n

Ive been there once when i stopped in a grocery store when driving home from NH and some weird vegetarian lady chased my sister around and it freaked her out a bunch

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Alright, what's in VT?

an Air National Guard airfield, a radar station, and a coast guard station.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That makes me rethink my horrible radiation death. What odds do you give Danbury, CT for blast damage?

at least you can laugh at Greenwich exploding for 5 seconds before you do.

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

My dad knew one of the people who got iced at Kent State. Said he was a total dick so lol :shrug:

cool dad

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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my dad was in a seminary to become a priest.

that didnt happen

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