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Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
In first grade we had someone come to our class to talk about health. She (with accompanying chalkboard drawing) said that if you ate too much fat, cholesterol and plaque would build up in your veins and arteries and if there was a lot in there they might get blocked or even burst. She also suggested that we drink 2% milk because whole milk had more fat in it.

Being a totally smart kid, I put two and two together and decided that if you drank too much whole milk your arteries would literally explode.

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