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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
When I was very young, I thought most music was made on keyboards just like my little Casio keyboard. While this was the '80s and I was at least sort of right, I think I was just baffled by how you could make music come out of anything that didn't have keys.

Also, cats peed out of the tips of their tails.

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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Drink and Fight posted:

When I was about 6 or 7 I asked my mom, at dinner, where the meat was on an animal. Because I knew we ate animals, and I knew that a body had muscles, and bones, and organs... but where was the meat :downs:

I can't remember how old I was when I finally figured this out, but old enough to know that the subcutaneous layer was a thing, and to wonder if that's where the meat was. Even then it was a process of elimination thing—if meat isn't muscle, then where's all the muscle in cooked meat? Christ.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Umbilical Lotus posted:

I distinctly remember strapping in and getting my plasma sucked out far, far younger than that. Part of the reason, I guess, is that I have the magic O Neg blood type

O- is actually the least useful blood type for plasma donation. It's your red cells everybody wants. :eng101:

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