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- I used to believe my toybox contained every toy in the world. It was simply a matter of looking for it. I spent a lot of time digging in that thing looking for a Sesame Street Speak-and-Spell - I used to think that girls were not allowed to play hockey. I was not being sexist, I simply had never seen a female hockey player at the time, and assumed there must have been some kind of rule against it. - I believed that cemeteries had everyone's grave already in it and you were put there when you died. I wanted to go visit the local cemetery so I could see my grave and see when I would die - Before the birds and the bees were explained to me, I used to think sex was performed through the breasts. Like they just fused together or something. I really have no idea why I thought that. Oddly, I did imagine it involving the transmission of a viscous white fluid, despite not knowing about the existence of semen at the time. - When I was 5 I was at a playground with my next door neighbors and they told me that a spider that we found was poisonous. We then played "avoid the spider" by running around the playground. They thought it was a game, but I seriously thought I was going to die. We eventually dropped a pile of gravel on it.
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I used to think it was possible to literally flush yourself down the toilet but then I'm pretty sure every little kid thinks this at one point
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