Lowtax just added me on skype

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Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Now what do I do?

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:03

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

tell him you're gay

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:07

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

ask to talk to Schmorky

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:09

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

gnarlyhotep posted:

ask to talk to Schmorky

Did that, but accidentally called him sporky.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:10

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Be nice to him.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:12

BlueChocolate: Jan 4, 2014

so what does he look like?

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:13

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

The first thing I did was ask when search and archives will be back. He hasn't responded. I think I got off to a bad start.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:20

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

i too follow the 'tax on twitter

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:28

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

hes a busy man OP, try to be patient

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:30

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

gnarlyhotep posted:

hes a busy man OP, try to be patient

My $10 entitles me to a fast response time.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:33

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

show him your dilz

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:04

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

wow i'm totally jell-o

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:04

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

interview him for your local news station

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:05

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

I think I'm gettin trolled online, he is stonewalling me. Being coy and bashful, playing hard to get, not responding to me. This is the same feeling I get when I talk to my body-pillow girlfriend.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:11

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I think I'm gettin trolled online, he is stonewalling me. Being coy and bashful, playing hard to get, not responding to me. This is the same feeling I get when I talk to my body-pillow girlfriend.

ask him if he has stairs in his house

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:25

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

He added me several months ago and promised we'd play some MMO crap together. But we never did. Climax is a liar.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:41

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

ask for him home address and mail him a box of berenstein bear erotica

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:43

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

[1:08:57 AM] Fozzy the Bear: hi?
[1:09:49 AM] Lowtax: hi
[2:03:25 AM] Lowtax: Hi Fozzy the Bear, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[2:03:38 AM] *** Fozzy the Bear has shared contact details with Lowtax. ***
[2:04:36 AM] Fozzy the Bear: When will search and archives be fixed?
[2:07:23 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I want to do a LP with you and sporky
[2:08:02 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I'm gay
[2:33:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: we are talking about you in GBS, just wanted to let you know, don't want to be talking behind your back or anything, we all care about your feelings so much
[3:32:10 AM] Fozzy the Bear: do you have stairs in your house?
[3:45:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: what is your home address? I have this box of berensten bear erotica that I know you will like

# ? Jun 13, 2014 11:48

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

I think lowtax put me in the friend zone.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 12:04

Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

Hes going to want to gently caress.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 12:12

Kidsolo: Dec 4, 2006; Give the dog a bone

Get $10 ready, you are going to need it

# ? Jun 13, 2014 12:24

Rynex: Sep 26, 2007

Pee in his butt.

Alternatively, ask to pee in his butt.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 12:28

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Fozzy The Bear posted:

[1:08:57 AM] Fozzy the Bear: hi?
[1:09:49 AM] Lowtax: hi
[2:03:25 AM] Lowtax: Hi Fozzy the Bear, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[2:03:38 AM] *** Fozzy the Bear has shared contact details with Lowtax. ***
[2:04:36 AM] Fozzy the Bear: When will search and archives be fixed?
[2:07:23 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I want to do a LP with you and sporky
[2:08:02 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I'm gay
[2:33:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: we are talking about you in GBS, just wanted to let you know, don't want to be talking behind your back or anything, we all care about your feelings so much
[3:32:10 AM] Fozzy the Bear: do you have stairs in your house?
[3:45:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: what is your home address? I have this box of berensten bear erotica that I know you will like

lowtax has a notoriously low attention span so you probably need to copy paste all of this to him at least 20 times in succession.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 12:45

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Ask him if he got head

# ? Jun 13, 2014 13:48

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

see if he'll let u slip ur nuts into his youtube vids

# ? Jun 13, 2014 13:53

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Fozzy The Bear posted:

[1:08:57 AM] Fozzy the Bear: hi?
[1:09:49 AM] Lowtax: hi
[2:03:25 AM] Lowtax: Hi Fozzy the Bear, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[2:03:38 AM] *** Fozzy the Bear has shared contact details with Lowtax. ***
[2:04:36 AM] Fozzy the Bear: When will search and archives be fixed?
[2:07:23 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I want to do a LP with you and sporky
[2:08:02 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I'm gay
[2:33:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: we are talking about you in GBS, just wanted to let you know, don't want to be talking behind your back or anything, we all care about your feelings so much
[3:32:10 AM] Fozzy the Bear: do you have stairs in your house?
[3:45:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: what is your home address? I have this box of berensten bear erotica that I know you will like

ur like the guy who leaves 30 messages on a girl's phone in a night.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 13:53

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Maybe now senpai will notice me

Sex Robot fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Jun 13, 2014

# ? Jun 13, 2014 13:55

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

crazy if this is all true

how will he respond...

# ? Jun 13, 2014 14:09

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

spread your butt out infront of your webcam and invite him to a vid chat

# ? Jun 13, 2014 15:00

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

I expected a cool Fozzy the Bear avatar and I am disappointed

# ? Jun 13, 2014 15:20

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

u bein catfished son

# ? Jun 13, 2014 15:29

Bomb-omb Texting: Sep 24, 2009

ddos his internet for ransom!

# ? Jun 13, 2014 15:32

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Real talk if you can get Lowtax to look at your wang and screencap his face this forum might live another 5 years

# ? Jun 13, 2014 22:43

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Tujague posted:

Real talk if you can get Lowtax to look at your wang and screencap his face this forum might live another 5 years

how's he going to look through a microscope over skype

# ? Jun 13, 2014 22:50

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

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type that

# ? Jun 13, 2014 22:56

Aftertaster: Mar 29, 2007; Hello! Hi there! How are you!? Oh my God, hello! Greetings!! How ARE you!? Jesus Christ, good day!! MY GOD! SALUTATIONS!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?!?

Hey, guy, Lowtax is a human being I just wish more of you would treat him like one.

But still, ask him about what it's like having money. I hear it's good. What's money like? How much does he have? Does it keep him warm at night?

Wait, nevermind that. Maybe some people in this thread have money. What's that like? Is it like having fun? You don't need to ask Lowtax I'm sure he's a busy person.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:29

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

he probably thinks you are the real Fozzy Bear.

Are you?

# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:36

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Aftertaster posted:

Hey, guy, Lowtax is a human being I just wish more of you would treat him like one.

But still, ask him about what it's like having money. I hear it's good. What's money like? How much does he have? Does it keep him warm at night?

Wait, nevermind that. Maybe some people in this thread have money. What's that like? Is it like having fun? You don't need to ask Lowtax I'm sure he's a busy person.

Is Lowtax a human being?

I thought Lowtax was the name of an old SA server from 2003.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:18

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Mangosteen.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:20

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Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Lowtax uses Skype to keep you looking at your computer screen so you don't notice him sneaking up behind you.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:23

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