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One time I smoked a whole point to myself and spent the next eight hours rearranging the furniture in an old apartment. I was sore as hell for days afterwards and I broke my big toe but it was totally worth it Another time me and this middle aged native lady drove around all night trying to find offsales. She blew my semi erect cock p much the whole time. We ended up finding a guy who sold us half a fifth of soco for way too much and we broke all the windows in an abandoned warehouse Post your fave meth stories
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what was that bit that goes "woooah meth. wooo meth"
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played a lot of CS:1.6 and came on my twinky gay internet boyfriend's face and stomach
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I feel asleep with my gf who lives in the next apartment, then she died in her sleep. turns out my adopted dad let her die.
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Darth Freddy posted:I feel asleep with my gf who lives in the next apartment, then she died in her sleep. turns out my adopted dad let her die. Thats harsh bro but this is space for positive method stories
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i spend less money on dental care thanks meth
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Played the PSP I owned at the time until my thumbs were bleeding. No Joke. It wasn't actually crystal though, my dumbass friend bought powdered meth after someone "told" him it was MDMA. That was the last time I ever partook in the usage of illicit substances.
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Darth Freddy posted:I feel asleep with my gf who lives in the next apartment, then she died in her sleep. turns out my adopted dad let her die. breaking bad - the quintessential meth encyclopedia
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Darth Freddy posted:I feel asleep with my gf who lives in the next apartment, then she died in her sleep. turns out my adopted dad let her die. WW is a dick.
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Jun 13, 2014 20:39
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posted in this thread wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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i've never done crystal meth fyi
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IsaoHung posted:WW is a dick. he was obviously frozen in shock and was unable to move
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thehacker0 posted:breaking bad - the quintessential meth encyclopedia Breaking bad is nothing short of propaganda created by the anti meth lobby and the DEA. What about all the good times and crystal method success stories
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dude crystal meth is dangerous do coke instead
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i stayed up all night building a shelter for people who smoke meth but then they built shelters long story short my city has a big problem on its hands
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Gaunab posted:dude crystal meth is dangerous coke is severely underrated nowadays
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why is everyone talking about drugs today?
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Your mom op
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5-HT posted:coke is severely underrated nowadays There's a time and place for everything
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King of Internet posted:Your mom op 
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mookface posted:There's a time and place for everything and it's called college
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my speed head former roommate played skyrim for 92 hours straight
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OMFG FURRY posted:my speed head former roommate played skyrim for 92 hours straight thats some impressive poopsocking
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thehacker0 posted:thats some impressive poopsocking what we've learned from the pill party thread is that maybe he just came home from one of blowouts and had a bunch of grandma's anti-diarrheals
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thehacker0 posted:and it's called college I meant coke for when youre taking out a new girlfor a night on the town for a first date and you want to impress her, and meth for when you're playing paintball with your buddies at anold quarry
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I've never done any drug except weed a couple times, also I have a 9 inch long penis and I'm fairly handsome
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i rocked some counterstrike and began my jihad while loving my gay twink boyfriend
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mookface posted:I meant coke for when youre taking out a new girlfor a night on the town for a first date and you want to impress her, and meth for when you're playing paintball with your buddies at anold quarry well said  I actually employed the coke with a new girl method a little over a year ago. She was having a birthday party, after we had been on 1-2 dates. I brought her a bottle of crown royal with an 8ball in the pouch. Definitely a panty melter, at least when youre both in your early twenties.
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thehacker0 posted:well said that's greasy son but ive been there too! Also another positive aspect to methamphetamine is if you do it and some girl at a party or bar at something does it too you are getting laid like without a doubt
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drugs are methed up
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cruise for tail at the senior living community
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Thrill Cosby posted:cruise for tail at the senior living community one time we were smoking a bowl in a gazebo outside an old folks home when this old guy lowered his blinds and started dancing for us with his cane. The clothes began to come off and before we knew it the 'dancing' had transmogrified into touching himself and doing uppercuts. It was really funny for a while but then it got loving weird and we ended up leaving. good times
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Well, OP, the last time I did meth I was visiting my hometown of Fairfield in California and I went into the garage of my aunts house to smoke some marijuana and my uncles out there taking a fat hit of some crystal and he says to me "Hey, Jim, you're an adult. You want to hit this?" and before I knew it I was in the back yard getting a tattoo done by him while watching a large dog gently caress a much smaller dog much to the smaller dogs consternation. Good times.
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I get my Dick sucked for coke alot
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What happened to booze & weed for you people jezus
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Everyone telling meth stories in this thread post pictures of your teeth so I can feel good for being a lame rear end that wouldn't even know where to get any meth to begin with.
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Go read the uppers thread in TCC and lol at the book length, meticulously edited posts
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Reset Button posted:what was that bit that goes "woooah meth. wooo meth" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1Pl1zGowc
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