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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Don't even know what he did but I can definitely get behind the "gently caress you, Matt Garza" sentiment.

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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Do not loving take Lynn out, godammit

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Ha ha, Twins.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Matheny makes a logical double switch!

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

Lmao, pujols fouls one into Gattis's dome, then makes a big show about making sure he's ok.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Boy oh boy I sure am glad that after Andrew Romine failed to bunt and accidentally got a hit, Ausmus then told Kinsler to bunt. As a former catcher, he really knows how to prevent runs

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

nice to see good lance lynn pitched tonight and the cards offense is still doing as well as the norm this year

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I see Sonny Gray is off to an auspicious start.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
That was nasty strike three pitch from Rosenthal

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Wong! No!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Awwwwww Wong noooo. :(

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Nooooooooo

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
I don't want to live in a world where a Pujols RBI is a once-a-week occurance

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:ohdear: The Pirates are in danger of blowing a 4 run lead.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Ok great two strikes so he can't steal.

Finish him.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
:ohdear:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Atta boy Rosie! :toot:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Why can't the Pirates close this out drat it :argh:

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Alright cool

That error still prevented a sub two hour game though

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
SAVE US STANTON

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Well here we go. Marlins Walkoff incoming.

E: An intentional walk. It's definitely coming now.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
What I'm getting from all this is that Justin Wilson is bad.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Don't even know what he did but I can definitely get behind the "gently caress you, Matt Garza" sentiment.

He's pitching like a batting tee and fielding like Chuck Knoblauch.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
SAVE US MCGEHEE

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Jordan Zimmerman threw a 76 pitch, 8 inning complete game. Wins and Losses are the one and only way to evaluate pitcher talent.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Ambassador of Funk posted:

What I'm getting from all this is that Justin Wilson is bad.

Grilli is responsible for most of it though!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Grilli is PISSED.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

FairGame posted:

Grilli is responsible for most of it though!

The two don't have to be mutually exclusive.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
God, these Rockies vest uniforms are awful.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Ambassador of Funk posted:

What I'm getting from all this is that Justin Wilson is bad.

He's fine, as middle relievers go.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
You had one job, Pirates Bullpen.

ONE JOB.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
YES GO FISH GO

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
You'd think that someone in the Pirate's bullpen could throw a strike.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
gently caress everything what a waste of a good game from Marte and Polanco :suicide:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Man, the Pirates are going to keep finding increasing convoluted ways to not get wins for Locke aren't they?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Man, the Pirates are going to keep finding increasing convoluted ways to not get wins for Locke aren't they?
No they are going to find increasing convoluted ways to not get wins for anyone.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
And once again we see that Intentionally walking someone is in fact a terrible idea. Maybe after umpteen more times it fails we'll listen.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
I guess Rafael Furcal technically saved the day by being walked in as the tying run.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Grilli is PISSED.


Ambassador of Funk posted:

You'd think that someone in the Pirate's bullpen could throw a strike.

I'm so sorry :(

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

achillesforever6 posted:

No they are going to find increasing convoluted ways to not get wins for anyone.

I would like to remind you that the other two game he pitched the Pirates lost 1-0 and gave up a 6 run lead to lose 11-10 in the 12th inning on a Machi bunt.

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