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so i'm just loving hammering this whiskey as hard as i can, and the news is on, and this motherfucker from krispy kreme is giving away dunking donuts. but goddamn scott pelly from cbs evening news flips the script, and this motherfucker has ALS, and is fuckin dying and giving awaydonuts and teaching a life lesson tohis two daughters. motherfucker. giving away donutsto terminal cancer patients. gently caress. then the local news comes on, and a story about teen kid at home that stopped a home invaison. OBESE TEEN STOPS A BLACK MAN BY SHOOTING AT HIM also- i spent the past few days trolling MRA subreddits and childfree subreddits by posing as a guy who's wife got pregnant and wanted to keep the kid against my wishes. i forgot totake screenshots. but it was pretty loving bad. ----------------
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Nobody cares about your boring as gently caress life. Especially we have to read that many words just to find how just how boring it is.
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loving boring life there dude. Thanks for the update you should go outside or something
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sounds pretty tough posted:loving boring life there dude. Thanks for the update you should go outside or something just moved cross country. waiting for my motorcycle and other poo poo to get here.
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congratulations on being a couch potato. you know if you're not using any of those organs to do productive things like go outside you should really give them to someone who will
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did not read a word op but may i suggest that u hang yourself????
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Bruiser posted:so i'm just loving hammering this whiskey as hard as i can, and the news is on, and this motherfucker from krispy kreme is giving away dunking donuts. but goddamn scott pelly from cbs evening news flips the script, and this motherfucker has ALS, and is fuckin dying and giving awaydonuts and teaching a life lesson tohis two daughters. motherfucker. giving away donutsto terminal cancer patients. gently caress. This guy's gonna kill himself
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I once told a guy who was collecting petition signatures to fund cancer research to go gently caress himself. In my defense, they wanted to tax cigarettes to do it so I asked him how taxing people with addictions to a known addictive substance is not exploitative and he said something about smokers exploiting our health care system and how its all mental and smokers can quit anytime they want so THAT'S when I told him to go gently caress himself. I don't even smoke cigarettes. D1Sergo fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jun 14, 2014 |
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Jun 14, 2014 00:09
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Bruiser posted:just moved cross country. waiting for my motorcycle and other poo poo to get here. ahhh I see, what you ride?
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Jun 14, 2014 00:09
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Posting in a Bruiser thread.
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sounds pretty tough posted:ahhh I see, what you ride? '86 Honda CBX, '91 Honda VFR, 2006 Yamaha FJR.
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Jun 14, 2014 00:12
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gently caress the ROW posted:This guy's gonna kill himself Better than even chance
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Jun 14, 2014 00:13
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you trolled reddit? pretty wild dude.
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Jun 14, 2014 00:14
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I got a 73 honda 350 but I only really ride in the city. My dad just laid down his ducati 998 on the blue ridge parkway last week. Scared the poo poo out of me
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D1Sergo posted:I once told a guy who was collecting petition signatures to fund cancer research to go gently caress himself. Realtalk. Good for you man. It brings me to joy to hear of people standing up to these petition clowns and their super "good for humanity" causes. Just let us slowly kill ourselves if we want to and stay the gently caress out of our way.
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Jun 14, 2014 00:16
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D1Sergo posted:I don't even smoke cigarettes. Smoking cigarettes kills you. You should start.
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sounds pretty tough posted:I got a 73 honda 350 but I only really ride in the city. It took me forever to get back on, but then I went loving nuts. The 998 is a beautiful bike. I've also been eyeing some of the new stuff Moto Guzzi has been putting out.
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Jun 14, 2014 00:20
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They should really tax posting on internet forums.
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Half the thread on this internet forum posted:Ha fag sit on the couch more you post on the internet what a boring loser
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Jun 14, 2014 00:23
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bruiser what wiskey are you hammerin
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jimmy daniels
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You sound really interesting, OP. Keep up with the heavy drinking.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You sound really interesting, OP. Keep up with the heavy drinking. thanks! i'm hoping to die before i'm 50 ----------------
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Bruiser posted:thanks! i'm hoping to die before i'm 50 As a person who pays taxes, I'm hoping it's sooner.
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Bruiser posted:thanks! i'm hoping to die before i'm 50 noble cause, i'm aiming for this as well
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woah i thought OP was in a bar and someone showed up to give out food but its really just some guy you saw on the news?
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Jun 14, 2014 00:48
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my nephew has ALS  He doesn't give out free donuts or anything, though
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why the gently caress would a krispy kreme guy hand out dunkin donuts this poo poo makes no sense
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whats ALS i can't read only drink
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Wendigee posted:whats ALS i can't read only drink Lou Gehrig's disease. That guy better get used to handing out dunking donuts 'cause that poo poo won't finish you off nearly as fast as you'd like.
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Wendigee posted:whats ALS i can't read only drink The disease Stephen Hawking hss.
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The Tao Jones posted:Lou Gehrig's disease. That guy better get used to handing out dunking donuts 'cause that poo poo won't finish you off nearly as fast as you'd like. oh poo poo, my grandma and my mom's best friend in high school died from that... hosed up if true. [edit] actually my mom's best friend from high school is still kicken (she made it to 50 year grad last month), but she eats out of a tube and shits into a colostomy bag so is that really still alive?
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were ops stories real or not? like the current thread is real enough to be true but that street sweeper poo poo? good poo poo. the hell am I going on about? I forgot to take my meds.
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Jun 14, 2014 01:41
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gas this lovely loving thread and go loving yoruself OP jesus christ gas this turd
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Hobohemian posted:Nobody cares about your boring as gently caress life. Especially we have to read that many words just to find how just how boring it is.
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Moola posted:gas this lovely loving thread and go loving yoruself OP
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D1Sergo posted:I once told a guy who was collecting petition signatures to fund cancer research to go gently caress himself. This is a better story than the op. mods please replace op with this tia
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Bruiser posted:also- i spent the past few days trolling MRA subreddits and childfree subreddits by posing as a guy who's wife got pregnant and wanted to keep the kid against my wishes. i forgot totake screenshots. but it was pretty loving bad. Holy poo poo, that was you? I commented on those threads! I totally believed the first one but after the TWEEST ENDING where it turned out your wife banged one of her students and said "it's not your baby!!!" I was like naaah that didn't happen. So did you cross-post the original in /r/redpill using a different account in order to cause dramamama? I'm so fascinated.  Anyway it's weird that I found this post, because I haven't posted on SomethingAwful in a while. I was posting on reddit instead but I got kind of tired of it.
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Congrats on being even more boring than me man
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