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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Stupid loving body can't stop making the goddamn things. Third time this has happened

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
it's never happened to me. whats it like?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


better this than a bezoar, perhaps

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I can't believe you've done this

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

dont they shatter kidney stones with sonic waves or something like that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


THS posted:

dont they shatter kidney stones with sonic waves or something like that

indeed they do

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

who is they though

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
cool

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


THS posted:

who is they though

scientists and doctors, i guess

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Better set an appointment with Dr. Guile

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Cucking Mama posted:

it's never happened to me. whats it like?

like getting kicked hard in the kidney. first time i had one i had to go to the hospital because i was throwing up from the pain

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Whatever you do, don't let Dr. Blanka touch you there.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
you're like an oyster making pee pearls

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





THS posted:

dont they shatter kidney stones with sonic waves or something like that

Wouldn't you be pissing little sharp shards after they do this?

I think I'm going to go drink a glass of water.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Pawn 17 posted:

Wouldn't you be pissing little sharp shards after they do this?

I think I'm going to go drink a glass of water.

no it dissovles

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
owned

ive had one before op and you are hosed, :rip:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZj7H8sfkR0

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
use your pingas as a gun and pelt your foe with a painful tiny rock when the time comes

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Master Stur posted:

owned

ive had one before op and you are hosed, :rip:

i've had three times as many as you. get on my level

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

Gaunab posted:

i've had three times as many as you. get on my level

i dont think i want to actually it sounds like you need to drink more

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
drink enough. healthiest motherfucker out of all my friends and it still keeps happening. at least i got some oxy to take the edge off

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i can't believe i'm saying this to a goon, but maybe you spend too much time outside in the sun?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
In high school we were woken up at a friend's house to his dad cursing on the toilet. Kidney stones are hilarious.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Gaunab posted:

healthiest motherfucker out of all my friends and it still keeps happening.

*proud that he can still fit in electric shopping cart*
*wheezes constantly*

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
drink more water OP

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

THS posted:

dont they shatter kidney stones with sonic waves or something like that

drat thats cool

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Kidney stones kinda scare me lol

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Orkin Mang posted:

drat thats cool
yeah it's like an sr-71 blackbird, except in your ureter

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Corey Plumper posted:

Kidney stones kinda scare me lol

I too am frightened at small lumps of calcium

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

No. 6 posted:

I too am frightened at small lumps of calcium

More the pain of a crystal being pushed out of my dick but yeah

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
get thee from my pee hole oh demon stone

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

No. 6 posted:

*proud that he can still fit in electric shopping cart*
*wheezes constantly*

pssh i can walk up one flight of stairs without getting winded

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how do you know if you're getting a kidney stone. like does your kidney feel heavier or is it already in the tube

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Op just put on really loud metal music pointed at your stomach.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

THS posted:

how do you know if you're getting a kidney stone. like does your kidney feel heavier or is it already in the tube
back pains

also an irresistable urge to have a man rocket forced up your rear end, didn't you mention that problem every time

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

THS posted:

how do you know if you're getting a kidney stone. like does your kidney feel heavier or is it already in the tube

when you pee it hurts

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
thinking about naming it junior when i pass it

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Collect your pee crystals to make a necklace

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Collect your pee crystals to make a necklace

And give the necklace to a girl

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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
tgaske drugs

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