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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



like a crocodile what came out of its shell tail-first
like a clodhopper in a macaroon
like a spoon masquerading as a ladel
like a lemon rind on an blood orange

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
like a goon posting a bad thread

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Like this thread getting gassed

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



yall are sticks in the mud

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
no, op, gently caress that. any other thread ideas?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
like a chink in a parking garage

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Like a cuck in the hold

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
like a cuck who done dried his tears

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a troons got to do what a troons got to do

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
like a chimp with a repeater, that boy aint hittin poo poo

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Like a thief stealing the port-a-loo, he's taking the piss

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a cuck from behind is worth two in the bush

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

a cuck from behind is worth two in the bush

this is good so many layers

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
like a hand in a pocket you're feeling cocky

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
the crips are raiding the liquor store

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

No. 6 posted:

Like a thief stealing the port-a-loo, he's taking the piss

:golfclap:

Like your momma's pussy, the cat's in the bag.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's like lowtax throwin a doobie dog down schmorky's hallway if ya ask me

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's like yer mama is doing a let's play in m'pants

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Like Fandyien getting brutally assaulted right as sleep begins to set in

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Son you got less brains than Myah Walker's baby

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Yo mommas so fat she put cheese fries in her adrenal glands

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
Like my fist in your mom's kunt.

IsaoHung
Jun 9, 2013

Everything they said is true
this thread is over my socks.

Jim Rustler
May 16, 2014

by Ralp
like a cricket chirping at the moon

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
The waiter got tipped like a fedora.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
well sheeeyoooot i reckon he took to that like a gay fuckin a butt

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

glowing-fish posted:

The waiter got tipped like a fedora.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Like Michael j fox in a China shop

Nog
May 15, 2006

like a friend of the family at a cross burning


that one might actually be real

Nog
May 15, 2006

actually, i think i may have heard that in real life

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Like a nun in a whorehouse, sweatin' like the devil

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
if you want a good way to say that something is really lovely, try "like a dick in a butt"

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
like a dirty, no-good whore friend of the family human being holding a few potatoes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

he hold out til the cuck boat done come

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
like the local propane salesman when you offer him fruit.
Gas Fred: "banana, nope-ee!"
:effort:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
like a coon what done taught a dog to sing

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

well sheeeyoooot i reckon he took to that like a gay fuckin a butt

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hotter than a half-hosed fox in a forest fire.

is something people actually used to say.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Its like snorting a 10-inch line off a 9-inch dick

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In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
boy, you shittin' with ya thumb up ya rear end

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