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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Death is certain

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i stared at the basilisk too long

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
cucked, alas

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


I keep losing weight and getting into better and better shape but it doesn't matter cause one day i'll die or something.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Telomerase posted:

Death is certain

poo poo things are always certain ! for happiness you have to fight

God is truly great and merciful !

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
watch secret world of walter smitty it= will make you cheer up when you realize what a ghost cat is lol

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Meowbot posted:

watch secret world of walter smitty it= will make you cheer up when you realize what a ghost cat is lol

Save youself an hour and a half and just watch the trailer

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
depression is for weak people and broken people

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
I have failed to meet my career goals and managed to ruin things with the very small number of women I find attractive due to binge drinking and having unstable moods. At 26 I may as well be dead.

also im gay

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Neurosis posted:

I have failed to meet my career goals and managed to ruin things with the very small number of women I find attractive due to binge drinking and having unstable moods. At 26 I may as well be dead.

also im gay

Lol

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
pollution and obesity and strangling ur brain

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
:smith: u wouldnt understand....................................:smith:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
if you think things are bad then they are bad so um


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Too many/not enough drugs

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
anyone itt who says they're happy is lying. if they were truly content with their lives they wouldn't be posting on this forum

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

InFlames235 posted:

Cuz they realized that you work your entire life to get money to buy things that ultimately mean nothing when u die and the only real joy you can experience is when you're loving a girl for those glorious 30 seconds and getting drunk or high

Pretty much

thehacker0
Mar 19, 2014

Tweet Me Balls posted:

Too many/not enough drugs

its hard to achieve the right balance of intoxication

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
obesity rates shot up about the same time as depression so the conclusion is to get off your fat asses and go lift something youll feel better

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
i feel fine thanks for asking tho

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

because the only way to escape the reality that life is a joke is to willfully delude yourself into believing there's a purpose, effectively selling yourself out

that's why most people follow the script of education, career, marriage, family, retirement. it's a good way to distract yourself from the existential horror

but then at the end you find yourself helpless & trapped, at the mercy of nursing home workers. at which point you'll have plenty of time to ruminate on the fact that your whole life was spent deluding yourself

if you're lucky you'll die unexpectedly before all this happens

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
why do you faggots need some greater purpose

just live life until you die, idiot

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
my car's cooling system is a bitch

otherwise, dope

rio
Mar 20, 2008

InFlames235 posted:

Cuz they realized that you work your entire life to get money to buy things that ultimately mean nothing when u die and the only real joy you can experience is when you're loving a girl for those glorious 30 seconds and getting drunk or high

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

beatlegs posted:

because the only way to escape the reality that life is a joke is to willfully delude yourself into believing there's a purpose, effectively selling yourself out

that's why most people follow the script of education, career, marriage, family, retirement. it's a good way to distract yourself from the existential horror

but then at the end you find yourself helpless & trapped, at the mercy of nursing home workers. at which point you'll have plenty of time to ruminate on the fact that your whole life was spent deluding yourself

if you're lucky you'll die unexpectedly before all this happens

right because there's no sense of fulfillment or purpose in building a career in a way that you think matters to the rest of the world, sharing your life with someone and raising children and later on retire as grand-parents to enjoy the fruits of your life and see the results of your effort in the next generations


you're much better off just sitting on disability playing steam game 40 hours a day until you die of one of the many diseases that afflict people with morbid obesity good point

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Everyone's depressed cuz they don't have as many penis pimples as me

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

boom boom boom posted:

because of this horrible cyberpunk future we live in.

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
the boundary conditions of the universe

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gagelion posted:

why is everyone depressed

I want to say bacause you posted, but I think my problem run deeper than that. I don't know. Is it because I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps? Maybe. Is it because I am bored? Probably. Why are you depressed OP?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
its the alienation endemic to imperialist behavior which has been internalized in an economy of total competition

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit

huskarl_marx posted:

its the alienation endemic to imperialist behavior which has been internalized in an economy of total competition

that, and we're going extinct

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

splifyphus posted:

that, and we're going extinct

we are? I know a lot of people in my generation who have kids

kenny powers
Feb 19, 2011

by XyloJW
It's easy to get depressed when you live in your own head. If you socialise with people (humans are social creatures) you will find that live is not just made up of brain philosophies.

I'm gay.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Will Smith is keeping us impressed but depressed by his current events

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
don't be so sad. it's only going to get violently bad in about a century, so we're relatively fine. i hope you don't live in an area that doesn't know how to handle droughts and will have massive food shortages though. :(

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Depression: my brain is trolling me :smith:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tonsured posted:

Depression: my brain is trolling me :smith:

this I can believe/get behind! gently caress my brain!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sitting Here posted:



because when you stop being depressed you can see that theres objectively nothing to live for

This is quite astute.

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
i wonder if the modern condition of misery is going coalesce into something meaningful. like the misery of the 50-60's in america coalesced into a reaction against the present, except with global scale on the sphere of the anglo cultural hegemony. wouldn't that be nice?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
It's because of Q

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if ur sane in an insane society.. maybe u are the insane one

think about that for a bit

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