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Your neighbors on one side are loving loudly and your neighbor on the other side is yelling and beating his wife. Which wall to do you press your ear up on to listen?
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Jun 15, 2014 02:27
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Clearly you go over to the domestic violence couple and rescue the wife from the situation... then you get to have loud sex as well.
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Jun 15, 2014 02:35
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Beat off too both?
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Jun 15, 2014 02:37
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Darth123123 posted:Beat off too both?
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Jun 15, 2014 02:37
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trick question op, I'm not a poor so I don't live in an apartment
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Jun 15, 2014 02:37
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jackyl posted:trick question op, I'm not a poor so I don't live in an apartment
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Jun 15, 2014 02:38
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Make loud sex sounds through the wall at the domestic abuse couple and abuse sounds through the wall at the loving couple. Everyone will be too uncomfortable to continue and will be forced to listen to you watch violent porn.
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Jun 15, 2014 02:38
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Darth123123 posted:Beat off too both? E/N success story!
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Jun 15, 2014 02:38
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Listen to the loving ones & start keeping a log tracking duration & intensity.
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Jun 15, 2014 02:42
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Call the cops on the loving apartment guy and watch as the domestic violence apartment guy tries not to poo poo his pants while they're there.
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Jun 15, 2014 03:16
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Should I turn up the volume on my sub-woofer until they complain. I only have it at 3 right now. I live on the third of three floors
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Jun 15, 2014 03:19
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Jun 15, 2014 03:20
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jackyl posted:trick question op, I'm not a poor so I don't live in an apartment What if it's a really loving nice apartment? I live in a really loving nice apartment. With the thick walls and 15-foot ceilings I can't hear my neighbors loving and beating each other. Only drawback.
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Jun 15, 2014 03:34
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Jun 15, 2014 03:35
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A misanthrope posted:What if it's a really loving nice apartment? I live in a really loving nice apartment. Do you live with Three Olives?
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Jun 15, 2014 03:37
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Das Boo posted:Do you live with Three Olives? No, condos are for gays
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Jun 15, 2014 03:39
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Jun 15, 2014 03:39
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Play anime really loud
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Jun 15, 2014 03:52
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Call 911
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Jun 15, 2014 03:56
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dude, you're supposed to be the loud one
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Jun 15, 2014 04:33
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:dude, you're supposed to be the loud one but my neighbors are nice. I think they know I'm a crazy drunk, but they don't care.
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Jun 15, 2014 04:37
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call the cops and send them to the couple loving
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Jun 15, 2014 04:39
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boom boom boom posted:Play anime really loud
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Jun 15, 2014 05:11
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Record the domestic violence and play it loudly when your neighbors are having rough sex. Make a mixer of it and call it Spousal Abuse's Greatest Hits.
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Jun 15, 2014 05:16
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At my last apt my upstairs neighbors had loud sex on a squeaky bed at like 8am every morning, at first I was annoyed, then I was resigned, and then I started critiquing his rhythm. Morning coffee on the patio got awkward.
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Jun 15, 2014 08:12
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:At my last apt my upstairs neighbors had loud sex on a squeaky bed at like 8am every morning, at first I was annoyed, then I was resigned, and then I started critiquing his rhythm. Morning coffee on the patio got awkward. This didn't happen dumb gently caress.
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Jun 15, 2014 08:15
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Not even a little bit, except the parts that did, which was all of it. but aside from that, yes, I totally made it up.
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Jun 15, 2014 08:16
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I have a nine inch long penis
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Jun 15, 2014 08:19
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Jun 15, 2014 08:22
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Where do you keep it?
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Jun 15, 2014 08:22
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Not even a little bit, except the parts that did, which was all of it. but aside from that, yes, I totally made it up. in college i roomed with a bunch of goony motherfuckers but in the mornings if we ate breakfast together id be like "so i heard the bed shaking last night and drat dude you were giving it to her hard bro!" and they knew they had been jacking it and i knew theyd never touched a girl but theyd pretend and be like "oh yeah haha i kicked her out this morning before you were even up" and they knew i knew they were lying but it was easier than admitting to themselves that i was making fun of them
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Jun 15, 2014 08:22
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sorry OP only gay babies live in apartments i live in a house i rent with six other people 
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Jun 15, 2014 08:24
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No this was some 40 yr old divorcee and her 40 year old bf and they had sex every loving morning on the squeaky bed. I don't know if they got into crazy poo poo or not, but based on the squeaks I assume standard missionary with bad rhythm. I can't imagine anyone being so into a fetish that they'd wake up and be ready to roll with it at that hour of the morning. Its just too early for ball gags.
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Jun 15, 2014 08:24
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:No this was some 40 yr old divorcee and her 40 year old bf and they had sex every loving morning on the squeaky bed. I don't know if they got into crazy poo poo or not, but based on the squeaks I assume standard missionary with bad rhythm. I can't imagine anyone being so into a fetish that they'd wake up and be ready to roll with it at that hour of the morning. Its just too early for ball gags. look dude some people's fetish is boring missionary sex with absolutely no stimulation other than the repeated slapping of a mid-sized penis in an unaroused vag dont kinkshame
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Jun 15, 2014 08:34
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OP put your ear to the ceiling because with all that noise coming at you from the sides it's kind of difficult to hear the team of elephants your upstairs neighbor hired to build a bowling alley.
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Jun 15, 2014 08:47
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:No this was some 40 yr old divorcee and her 40 year old bf and they had sex every loving morning on the squeaky bed. I don't know if they got into crazy poo poo or not, but based on the squeaks I assume standard missionary with bad rhythm. I can't imagine anyone being so into a fetish that they'd wake up and be ready to roll with it at that hour of the morning. Its just too early for ball gags. please source your quotes
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Jun 15, 2014 08:56
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:look dude some people's fetish is boring missionary sex with absolutely no stimulation other than the repeated slapping of a mid-sized penis in an unaroused vag Maybe some people get off on bad rhythm, its not my place to say. But I personally can't imagine getting off to such a poor dosadilz.
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Jun 15, 2014 09:00
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A couple nights ago some woman started screaming bloody murder outside my apartment so I grabbed a boxcutter because I don't own any real weapons and went outside but then it stopped, the end
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Jun 15, 2014 09:04
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Turn up the volume on Fist of the North Star really loud so people will think you are training to beat them up and then they will stop. Alternatively, don't live in some poor zone with paper walls
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Jun 15, 2014 09:14
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For me in the lovely side of Norfolk it was middle aged lady whose husband died partying all night below, two big fat drunk guys addicted to pills from Detroit and throwing each other into walls on the bottom right, and two prison dykes next door with their twinky girlfriend loudly loving and fighting almost every night.
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