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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

considering getting it

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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i thought about it but 60 bucks for a short single player? ugh

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i liked it

mb get it used bc it aint worth 60 bucks

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
why is it 30Gb ? who's got time to download all that ?!

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
just wait for the steam sale this thursday

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i'm upset because theres no trans female character so no op and gently caress you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
it's really fun. probably one of the best singleplayer FPS games in along rear end time.

still not worth $60 but nothing is imo.

get it for $35 +/- definitely

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
you are b.j. "nazi fucker" blaskowitz and you gently caress nazis. when i first started this game i was skeptical but then i landed on a beach and took a nazis gun and fucke him with it. then you find grenades and shove them up nazi butts and they explode. overall 9/10


edit: i forgot you go into the past-future and gently caress future-past nazis too. 10/10

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

Dieting Hippo posted:

you are b.j. "nazi fucker" blaskowitz and you gently caress nazis. when i first started this game i was skeptical but then i landed on a beach and took a nazis gun and fucke him with it. then you find grenades and shove them up nazi butts and they explode. overall 9/10

this is a stellar review

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
oh ya btw op

theres like 2-3 gently caress scenes in the fgame that come out of nowhere and its v funny . there too short to jo too unless u got ur jo game down. like me i cummed on my face instantly so kepe that in mind

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
my friend ebin is a nazi

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Yeah it's p. good op. Fun weapons. SHoot a Nazi. Go the moon.

Dr. Video Games 0117
May 25, 2006
On dates I like to...
There are two seperate scenes where ppl try to get B.J. to drink a glass of nazi cum but he just gives you this "heh you gotta be kiddin me" look when you fail the qte for it

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
PRESS E TO DRINK NAZI CUM

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Xaris posted:

it's really fun. probably one of the best singleplayer FPS games in along rear end time.

still not worth $60 but nothing is imo.

get it for $35 +/- definitely

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It looks cool but 50GB of disc space for one loving game is complete bullshit. Even Crysis didn't take up that much space.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher
It's a very good game. Lots of nazi killing, cusses and sex. Also, you can play the original Wolfenstein 3D inside of it. I'd definitely buy it immediately unless you're too poor to afford $60.

CousinKevin
Oct 16, 2012

Ever since they worked on that project together, her life turned around and became more exciting.
the last boss almost ruined the game for me since he's a loving cock, other than that it's awesome

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Hobohemian posted:

It looks cool but 50GB of disc space for one loving game is complete bullshit. Even Crysis didn't take up that much space.

IDTech 5 is a piece of poo poo engine.

Game is fun though.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

CousinKevin posted:

the last boss almost ruined the game for me since he's a loving cock, other than that it's awesome

That last fight in the burning room was such bullshit. Died like 20 times and still have no idea what I did differently to beat it.

OTOH, "I'm coming for you you loving nazi spaceman"

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Cold and Ugly posted:

That last fight in the burning room was such bullshit. Died like 20 times and still have no idea what I did differently to beat it.

OTOH, "I'm coming for you you loving nazi spaceman"

Also, "Max Haas! Max Haas! Max Haas! Max... HAAS!"

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Hobohemian posted:

It looks cool but 50GB of disc space for one loving game is complete bullshit. Even Crysis didn't take up that much space.

LMAO that's like 10% of my PS4's hard drive space, gently caress that, physical media is here to stay.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
the story is so bad it makes my head hurt. if you know anything about history it will take a lot of your enjoyment out of the game.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ilikedirt posted:

oh ya btw op

theres like 2-3 gently caress scenes in the fgame that come out of nowhere and its v funny . there too short to jo too unless u got ur jo game down. like me i cummed on my face instantly so kepe that in mind

I assume the scenes are BJ owning blonde nazi girls in bed?

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
sorry op but Enemy Territory was the only good wolfenstein game

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Mycroft Holmes posted:

the story is so bad it makes my head hurt. if you know anything about history it will take a lot of your enjoyment out of the game.

Really? You mean the Nazis didn't really steal technology from a Jewish cabal of super inventors that allowed them to win the war? IMO this is the stupidest thing you could possibly think or say about the game.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

etalian posted:

I assume the scenes are BJ owning blonde nazi girls in bed?

Nah, he hooks up with a polish girl who took care of him when he caught some shrapnel in the head after the first mission and went retarded.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

Lamebot posted:

sorry op but Enemy Territory was the only good wolfenstein game

enemy territory may have been the best multiplayer game ever made

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Cold and Ugly posted:

Nah, he hooks up with a polish girl who took care of him when he caught some shrapnel in the head after the first mission and went retarded.

b.j. blaskowitz: overcoming retardism

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

IRQ posted:

IDTech 5 is a piece of poo poo engine.

Game is fun though.

john carmack makes a bloated lovely engine, in other news the sky is blue

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

SpazmasterX posted:

john carmack makes a bloated lovely engine, in other news the sky is blue

...but very nice to look at

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SpazmasterX posted:

john carmack makes a bloated lovely engine, in other news the sky is blue

Carmack supported the 2012 presidential campaign of Republican Ron Paul.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mycroft Holmes posted:

the story is so bad it makes my head hurt. if you know anything about history it will take a lot of your enjoyment out of the game.

what the gently caress about do you think "Alternate history" means exactly?

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008

Luke Cage just shut you down!
get the previous wolfenstein game in meantime and just wait for this newest one to go on sale

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Alexzandvar posted:

what the gently caress about do you think "Alternate history" means exactly?

alternate history can still be retarded if it goes too off the rails and actively disregards the history before it goes "alternate" or just ignores how people act and behave or have motives for doing things.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Khanstant posted:

alternate history can still be retarded if it goes too off the rails and actively disregards the history before it goes "alternate" or just ignores how people act and behave or have motives for doing things.

I haven't met or collected data from like everybody in the world yet, but i'm fairly sure that brutally murdering nazis and nazi robots doesn't require a whole lot of additional motive. You're loving extremely stupid, dog.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

It's good + cool

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Mr. Mallory posted:

just wait for the steam sale

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Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

Office Thug posted:

get the previous wolfenstein game in meantime and just wait for this newest one to go on sale

Yea, return to castle wolfensten is pretty cool. Maybe that MP demo for it is still being run out there somewhere. That beach bunker map in the MP Demo is pretty much the high water mark for fps games. Some may point at enemy territory but that poo poo was overly complicated. gently caress that, Wolf MP Demo for life.

New games looks cool but not "Id play it more than once or spend 30 hours on it" cool.

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