Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
the forums are running slow as gently caress right now

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
careful, you might get banned with Sdfgsdds. as the reason

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
At least fourms search is working again

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Ema Nymton posted:

At least fourms search is working again

everybody is madly searching for poo poo and its crashing the mainframe

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

everybody is madly searching for poo poo and its crashing the mainframe

but no in all honestly the problem is probably that they fixed search with some lovely solution that wrecked everything else

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i just got an error 502

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

sa support robot can suck my cock

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
THE END IS COMING GUYS IT'S COMING

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Mr. Mallory posted:

the forums are running slow as gently caress right now

I know you're a nubile babe that probably knows nothing, but the forums architecture is a very very heavily modified version of vBulliten that was definitely not designed for this type of use. It's amazing that things work at all, so when little stuff like this bullshit happens it doesn't matter. Unless you're a total loser that has to post right this loving second.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Forums are running great over here. I'm using Opera 12.12 maybe you should try it?

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

but no in all honestly the problem is probably that they fixed search with some lovely solution that wrecked everything else

Is radium still on the payroll? Because he seems to be the only developer on the planet for whom full text search isn't a loving solved problem.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

biznatchio posted:

Is radium still on the payroll? Because he seems to be the only developer on the planet for whom full text search isn't a loving solved problem.

something awful does not employ any coders

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Salt Fish posted:

Forums are running great over here. I'm using Opera 12.12 maybe you should try it?

"That's our cue!" (5 pages spergfest about the best internet browser)

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
is lowtax 2 cheap to overhaul this forum ??

Just replace it with reddit

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
oh hey, search and archives are fixed now, maybe everything will be al-gently caress

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I mean with all the problems around here it makes me wonder what my 10 dollars from 2003 even went towards!

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Salt Fish posted:

I mean with all the problems around here it makes me wonder what my 10 dollars from 2003 even went towards!
Nice regdate fa... oh wait.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
everyone's furiously making up for the lack of namesearch opportunities in the last few months

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I am NOT going to loving stand for this!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

everybody is madly searching for poo poo and its crashing the mainframe

Well of course. Between search going down and being reinstated, episodes 6 to 13 aired from Super Tatami Rinkashogon Concept Engine: Third Evolve, and everyone gotta get dem updates on what happened between the Shanjoro twins and Senpai Tunasteak.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Are you having a stroke? Face Arms Speech Time.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i'm unbelievably mad and shaking right now

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Hobohemian posted:

I know you're a nubile babe that probably knows nothing, but the forums architecture is a very very heavily modified version of vBulliten that was definitely not designed for this type of use. It's amazing that things work at all, so when little stuff like this bullshit happens it doesn't matter. Unless you're a total loser that has to post right this loving second.

why don't they use other "forum software" ? is that a thing you have pay for like Windows ?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

unfire radium

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
thanks, team barry

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Decebal posted:

why don't they use other "forum software" ? is that a thing you have pay for like Windows ?

Licensing is yes, expensive, and there's nothing better that can do the things this one can do.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

butplug accident posted:

careful, you might get banned with Sdfgsdds. as the reason

now now, lowtax is a very busy man, his kids arent going to protect themselves from schmorky yknow

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I just posted a snarky one-liner in D&D so I think everything is working, don't worry guys.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Its a DDOS attack from Singapore

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
welp those are the end times

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

a cop posted:

Its a DDOS attack from Singapore

lol, really does anyone even care enough to ddos it?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Xaris posted:

lol, really does anyone even care enough to ddos it?

you heard the officer. they know these things

i am he
Feb 4, 2014

its working fine for me on ie6

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



doing a chargeback on my :10bux: from 2004 right loving now

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
calm down you guys do you have any idea what a hard engineering problem a forum is? literally the most resource intensive and complex software in the world. radium understood these problems.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Given that there is no coder, the next time this website goes down, it goes down for good.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

a cop posted:

Its a DDOS attack from Singapore

Glen Back's retaliating, more likely

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

stop opening so many threads, you are wearing out the forums

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I can't believe I payed ten dollars over 6 loving years ago for this poo poo! Complete loving rip off. Expect a class action lawsuit, Mr.Tax.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

lowtax, heh, more like hightax

  • Locked thread