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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

What we know:
code:
-The forums are slow

-504

-Possible (probable?) bitcoin related DDOS

-Might interfere w/ Game of Throens liveposting
What else do we know?

Trash Trick fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jun 15, 2014

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Jim Rustler
May 16, 2014

by Ralp

a cop posted:


-Might interfere w/ Game of Throens liveposting

goddamnit

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

a cop posted:

-Might interfere w/ Game of Throens liveposting

maybe we should make DDOS a weekly thing

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Prav posted:

maybe we should make DDOS a weekly thing

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

We can be certain that a coder won't be on this any time soon. It's in our hands to hack into the boards, and protect them, ourselves.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

this may have a slenderman angle to it, i'll keep investigating

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I'm opening every GBS thread in a new tab to read later because I can't get enough of this goon humor.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

It's like back in the day when every other thread had to have a [56k no] tag in it

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
Tyrion kills Tywin with a crossbow while Tywin is on the toilet; then, Tyrion kills Shae (who has been loving Tywin all along)

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
maybe if i post harder the forums will speed up

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

going to make some food while this photo of a hot chick im chatting to dls

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
im ddosing this websight until someone buys me another avatar

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Prav posted:

maybe we should make DDOS a weekly thing

:vince:

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i too am ddosing the forums but ironically

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

butplug accident posted:

im ddosing this websight until someone buys me another avatar

I like that av

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

The singaporean script kiddies are my friends, and are going to stop the DDoS on Tuesday.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


wait, the forums are DDOSing Singapore? why would we do that? :confused:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
here i hope this helps speed it up for everyone

















a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002

woo look at 'em gonk



a cop posted:

code:
-Might interfere w/ Game of Throens liveposting

Those MONSTERS.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the bitcoiners are haxoring mah forums??!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My forums experience is not optimal irl

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

It's all ghash.io's fault for crossing the 51% hashrate distribution share threshold after putting out a public announcement stating that they wouldn't. Hope this helps

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
After analyzing traffic, it appears the site has been assaulted by an unprecedented DDOS attack that the hardware just cannot handle.

We're counting over 20 connection requests per second and a corresponding flood of almost 0.3Mbps of data.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
I bet its those human being soccer players

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I can't believe I payed ten dollars over 6 loving years ago for this poo poo! Complete loving rip off. Expect a class action lawsuit, Mr.Tax.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

how will I watch bsaketball if i cannot post about it ???

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

old dog child posted:

how will I watch bsaketball if i cannot post about it ???

Can we make this the new name for TVIV?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
goddammit you heathens search and archives is fixed what more do you want

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It's an inside job. The self destructive tendencies in E/N have reached their logical conclusion and are destroying the forums themselves.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

waitwhatno posted:

this may have a slenderman angle to it, i'll keep investigating

Alright, I've rounded up a whole mess of kids into my basement. Once you finish your investigation, just give me the go ahead and the sacrificing can start.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
megathreads make the forums run slower, so this thread is a bad idea

Plum Chaser
Jul 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Plum Chaser
Jul 2, 2011

by Lowtax
fdd

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Lowtax, your house of cards is crumbling around you :argh:

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Three-Phase posted:

After analyzing traffic, it appears the site has been assaulted by an unprecedented DDOS attack that the hardware just cannot handle.

We're counting over 20 connection requests per second and a corresponding flood of almost 0.3Mbps of data.

That doesn't really sound like a lot of traffic to me

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007

Joementum posted:

megathreads make the forums run slower, so this thread is a bad idea

Thanks for destroying the forums jerkass op

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Too much traffic on LP, cut it loose

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

SHISHKABOB posted:

That doesn't really sound like a lot of traffic to me

There's still some capacity left. The hosting connection is a 3/1Mbps AT&T DSL modem.

(It only connects at 1.5/0.5Mbps though since the lines are old and it's a bit far from the DSLAM.)

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



It's China's vengeance for Lowtax not agreeing to their buyout terms.

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