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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Why are goons so afraid of hell dump?

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Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hobohemian posted:

Man, you bitch rear end motherfuckers have a meltdown every time the forums are a little slow for a few hours. I bet if they went down for good the suicide rate would explode.

well it would also mean that nobody would have to read your posts ever again so the net effect would most likely be zero

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
I love my dead gay forum

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Ferid posted:

I love my dead gay forum

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
Ok I'm not sure what you are trying to say there Richard

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

hand to god i honestly want to know

a) what possessed these people to do this
b) where i can find this

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Daedra posted:

kill all the goddamn widespread anime on the forums and i think things would fix itself lowtax tbqh

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
It probably made sense in the late 80s



In the same way discussion forums made sense in the late 90s / early 00s

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Toad on a Hat posted:

hand to god i honestly want to know

a) what possessed these people to do this
b) where i can find this

Looks like it's from a vintage 70s porn movie. Look at the decor, definitely a porno. Which means the people are doing it for the money and you can find it...on the internet?

Or it could be a music video. A lot of them from that era you don't know if they're a porno or a music video until people start getting naked, and often not even then.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

THS posted:

i like how gbs is now but im worried that something awful is an unsustainable dying thing and there arent any other good alternatives to reddit or tumblr or whatever the gently caress

we should take the president's kids hostage on behalf of lowtax, to drum up interest in the forums

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the bold new friday feature turns out to be any of the emails ppl were dumb enough to send to the 'tax, heavily marked with red lettering that says DUMBASS or DILDO. Photoshop is back in season motherfuckers

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Still getting bad gapeway on intergape 502

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
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gently caress the ROW posted:

the bold new friday feature turns out to be any of the emails ppl were dumb enough to send to the 'tax, heavily marked with red lettering that says DUMBASS or DILDO. Photoshop is back in season motherfuckers

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I legitimately can't tell - is this the start of a porno, or just regular 80s aerobics?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gorilla Salad posted:

I legitimately can't tell - is this the start of a porno, or just regular 80s aerobics?



both? A kid in the 80's only had so many options and forest porn just didn't happen everyday

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

Just wanted to say I agree so much with what you posted there:


I didn't want to agree in that thread tho because I didn't want to get torn to shreds and have another terrible AV bought for me. INRI's a whiny bitch along with a bunch of other posters there. I mean jesus christ I couldn't imagine giving that much of a poo poo about internets.

yeah tho.. i mean for real my man. Just yah.

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

For the record I think gbs 1.4 is way better than the terrible dreck it had transmogrified into. There were no laughs to be had whatsoever and everyone was seriously a dick instead of pretending to be a dick

Adding this to the record.

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
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Cool Blue Reason posted:

Adding this to the record.

Database Error.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

my entire family died in 2011 and now this forum is all i have left

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Second paywall for ADRTW.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Morphix posted:

Lowtax, I hope this site crashes and burns around you in the next few months.

The mods, the stupid rule changes, the general fuckery from the forums. You're a lazy rear end in a top hat who never took this site seriously despite your complete lack of any other useful skills to support yourself.

Congrats, you could have been a rich Dot Com rear end in a top hat, instead you became a sad lets make terrible youtube videos rear end in a top hat.

e- instead of making these forums work better and make him money, Lowtax has been busy with such creative endevaours as this Youtube video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wllHQFBF8

what the gently caress is this, like creatively, you should be ashamed of yourself

Livin the life imo plus he gets to take pics w skrillex. The most i ever got was a convo w/ harrison ford about fishing

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

t3h z0r posted:

Livin the life imo plus he gets to take pics w skrillex. The most i ever got was a convo w/ harrison ford about fishing

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
were you struck by how short skrillex is? You're not even that tall and he looks like a strange little imp man next to you

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

mookface posted:

were you struck by how short skrillex is? You're not even that tall and he looks like a strange little imp man next to you
He has really bad acne scars

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

THS posted:

my entire family died in 2011 and now this forum is all i have left

Is that why you're a bad doggy? You killed your family?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax posted:

He has really bad acne scars

so what he lacks in looks and stature he makes up for with obnoxious unlistenable music I guess

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
old people detected posting

plz stop posting granddad

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Baloogan posted:

old people detected posting

plz stop posting granddad

what if you looked in the mirror one day and the granddad was you?

what then, smart guy?

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


wear a mask obviously

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

A misanthrope posted:

what if you looked in the mirror one day and the granddad was you?

what then, smart guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkxID5Ye-Sg

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

That just killed all the old people who clicked on it. Shame on you.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hey look the forums are running pretty good now thanks big gay robot for all of your hard work and support

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

A misanthrope posted:

Is that why you're a bad doggy? You killed your family?

there is ZERO non-circumstantial evidence that i caused the tragic fire which killed my beloved family in april 2011 thereby inheriting the life insurance and the sheriff DID NOT press charges

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i didn't realize that the forums running like poo poo wasn't normal

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

bigzak posted:

i didn't realize that the forums running like poo poo wasn't normal
Oh come on, the forums have been running pretty drat well in general the past few years.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

THS posted:

there is ZERO non-circumstantial evidence that i caused the tragic fire which killed my beloved family in april 2011 thereby inheriting the life insurance and the sheriff DID NOT press charges

OK that sounds...plausible.


Still I'm glad we're only internet friends THS :ohdear:

Lowtax posted:

Oh come on, the forums have been running pretty drat well in general the past few years.

Yeah they've worked fine for me as long as I can remember.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the forums work fine but for some reaosn i hav eto pay money for an avatar????? help plz????

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Fandyien posted:

the forums work fine but for some reaosn i hav eto pay money for an avatar????? help plz????

To get an av you have to piss off a bunch of people until someone buys you one. That's how I got mine and I literally know of no other way to do it so

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

the forums work fine but for some reaosn i hav eto pay money for an avatar????? help plz????

go get a 1986 MLB trading card avatar they are all the rage

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