|
Post your favourite sickest iceburn that actually happened. From the McLibel case: quote:In June 1995, McDonald's offered to settle the case (which "was coming up to its [tenth] anniversary in court") by donating a large sum of money to a charity chosen by the two. They further specified that they would drop the case if Steel and Morris agreed to "stop criticising McDonald's". Steel and Morris secretly recorded the meeting; McDonald's said the pair could criticise McDonald's privately to friends but must cease talking to the media or distributing leaflets. Steel and Morris wrote a letter in response saying they would agree to the terms if McDonald's ceased advertising its products and instead only recommended the restaurant privately to friends. From former New Zealand PM Robert Muldoon: quote:During the 1980s, then Prime Minister of New Zealand Robert Muldoon was asked about the increasing exodus of New Zealanders leaving the country to work in Australia. His comment was that by doing so, they were raising the average IQ of both countries. Thread rules! - Provide evidence in the form of a link. Don't post "one time I totally pwned this guy with my rapist-like wit"; the STDH thread is over there. - Don't post things you claim to have said. Again, the STDH thread is over there. - Don't post poo poo from bash.org (the original and still the best STDH repository on the Net). Finally, since it's bound to show up on the first page anyway, let's just get it out of the way inbeforechurchill: quote:I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
|
# ? Jun 16, 2014 12:13 |
|
|
# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:33 |
|
|
# ? Jun 16, 2014 18:03 |
|
Julia Gillard, when she was Prime Minister of Australia, speaking of then leader of the opposition (now Prime Minister) Tony Abbott. The whole speech (transcript) is great, but here are the best bits.Julia Gillard posted:The Leader of the Opposition says that people who hold sexist views and who are misogynists are not appropriate for high office. Well I hope the Leader of the Opposition has got a piece of paper and he is writing out his resignation. Because if he wants to know what misogyny looks like in modern Australia, he doesn't need a motion in the House of Representatives, he needs a mirror.
|
# ? Jun 16, 2014 19:39 |
|
Another one from an Australian Prime Minister, Gough Whitlam.quote:When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat] was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Country member". I interjected "I remember". He could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.
|
# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:10 |
|
AATREK CURES KIDS posted:Another one from an Australian Prime Minister, Gough Whitlam. British and Australian politics are so much more entertaining that Danish politics. We have no sick burns here, just a bunch of blithering idiots.
|
# ? Jun 16, 2014 22:00 |
|
Roger Ebert's takedown of Rob Schneider was, if not cold as ice, still pretty goddamn cold. This is the single most stone-cold appeal to authority I have ever read. http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/deuce-bigalow-european-gigolo-2005 Roger Ebert posted:In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: "Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind ... Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers."
|
# ? Jun 16, 2014 22:47 |
|
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet. Dan Quayle gets his political poo poo pushed in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWXRNySMW4s Beautiful even if you don't like American politics. Money shot at 2:30
|
# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:03 |
|
|
# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:33 |
|
OK, ground floor so I can post things that are necessary: The Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks So it's like the 1600s, and the Cossack badasses of the steppes had just kicked the poo poo out of a Turkish army. The Sultan is really nonplussed by all of this and sends the following letter to the Cossacks: The Sultan posted:Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks: Here's a painting commissioned of the Cossacks coming up with their reply: Aw poo poo son, you can just see them putting together the world's sickest iceburn. They sent him this reply: "The loving Cossacks posted:Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
|
# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:33 |