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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cena getting a free ambulance ride

thanks obama

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Considering the neck injury could be really bad, why not jinx things with Daniel?

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Oh, he's very funny? Well, I'll take your word for it, Maggle.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Who is Kane? Does he mean The Demon Kane?

failed peter parker clone Kaine.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I hope Dave Chapelle makes the run in during the Kevin Hart segment and powerbombs him through a table.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Sheamus/Wyatt is going to be awesome.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Unless I'm mistaken, these are some pretty fresh match ups.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
All things considered they're actually doing Cena a favor because Battle Royales in kayfabe can be a bit of a crapshoot.

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

This is not fair to John!! He's never been in a stretcher match before!!!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

They couldn't get the deposit back on that stretcher this month I guess

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Ziggler vs Rollins 3?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Seth your hair is backwards

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I don't know why any one is complaining you all get your wish Kane is no longer feuding with Daniel Bryan! and everyone on earth gets their wish Cena in a match that doesn't involve the wyatts.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
i'd rather not

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
They say a funny comedian is going to be guest hosting. I wonder who that is.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
So I guess Ziggler v. Rollins is the curtain jerking match then? Okay, let's have a sell-off.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
What the hell is on the ramp?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Solomonic posted:

we're all being punished now

The WWE announces the departure of the WWE Universe. We wish them all the best in their future endeavors.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I really, really want Ziggler to win. Not because I hate Rollins, but because I have a pipe dream...

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

oatgan posted:

They couldn't get the deposit back on that stretch this month I guess

:lol:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
lads I don't think John Cena is going to win this one

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Seriously, The Athority pisses me off so much.

It's been awhile since ive been angry at wrestling in a good way.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Kane must have been taking a poo poo when they played his music the first time

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
They're doing this match literally now?

...huh.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Edwardian posted:

Excuse me. That's "The DEMON Kane." :colbert:

WWE can't afford first names anymore so they had to go back to Kane

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Push Quesarito

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
John Cena has never been in a stretcher match?

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Remember when we all thought Kane was getting the gold watch placeholder WHC run and would retire soon afterwards?

That was four loving years ago.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
What are the odds that Ambrose and Reigns help Cena win?

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
JBL not remembering the EC stretcher match because that would mean acknowledging Zack Ryder.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GenericMartini posted:

John Cena has never been in a stretcher match?

Kane has a chance, John Cena can't reliably know the odds in a match he's never been in!

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

achillesforever6 posted:

What are the odds that Ambrose and Reigns help Cena win?

I hope 0.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

kidcoelacanth posted:

Seth your hair is backwards

The heeliest of heel turns. Or someone flipped the file.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

TEGGS posted:

JBL not remembering the EC stretcher match because that would mean acknowledging Zack Ryder.

That was an ambulance match. Though I don't blame you for forgetting

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Kane is gonna beat Cena then win the Special Olympics.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Push Quesarito

Holy poo poo that looked good.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

CapnAndy posted:

I am 100% convinced that Steph literally ate Vince's heart to gain his powers

Look at that smirk

Joke's on you. He keeps it in a baby food jar with several other lumps of coal to disguise it. It's probably buried under an altar in a church to keep it safe.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Yuck, a stretcher match. This is the opposite of America's win a few minutes ago.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

This is gonna be so good

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

Kane has a chance, John Cena can't reliably know the odds in a match he's never been in!

Also considering Kane's track record in gimmick matches, its hard for Cena to be the underdog!

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