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Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Sionistic posted:

Completely forgot Raw was on. Did I miss anything good?

The Cody Rhodes, Golddust plot went somewhere . Vickie got puked on. There was a battle royale that was 60% jobbers and super predictable. Rusev squashed Heath Slater which just felt extra mean

The headliner match with Cena was coma inducing.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 05:05

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:25

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Sweeney Tom posted:

Stardust is the best. Evidence:

Minus stars
Stars

Add that shot of Vicky looking confused and covered in puke and you've summed up this weeks RAW pretty successfully.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 05:08

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

STAC Goat posted:

Heath responded to losing his foreign friends by becoming a xenophobic face. I found that odd.

If I had just seen my 2 main co- workers booted to the curb with little warning I'd do whatever the gently caress I was told.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 05:13

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Also Adam Rose winning made me happy mostly so I could hear JBL bitch about the bunny some more.

Also Kevin Hart I guess....

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 05:19

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Sanguinia posted:

Great Raw.

I'm super antsy about Money in the Bank after watching it. Between Bray's promo, Roman's bond-villain plot to win the battle royale and the strong way that Shaemus and Cesaro have been booked for the last several weeks, any one of them is in position to be take the gold home, especially since Orton and Del Rio have been conspicuously back-burnered for the last couple shows while those four have been directly addressing the build at every turn.

That makes things really tense and exciting. Cesaro, Reigns and Bray for the obvious reasons, and Shaemus because if they pick him it could really be a renaissance moment for his career to become a double-champion (If only the world titles weren't unified he would be WWE's first Triple Crown Champion .)

Of course, this presumes that Cena is not going to rapidoo his way to a 15th Championship. If we work under the assumption that whoever is winning is only a transitional champion until Bryan comes back, it's very possible that they're going to give one of those guys the spotlight just because they're popular and will nicely fill the time AND all provide an excellent match for Bryan upon his return. But it's just as likely we'll have to endure several months of throwaway Cena feuds so we can build to Bryan vs Cena 2. I really hope we get the former.

It's going to come down to Cena and someone slapping each other at the top of the ladder and either Cena will win, or the other one will win in a "bad" way and be a heel champ.

I submit the following as proof that creative don't give a gently caress

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 05:29

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Mob posted:

I am really hoping "I'M GONNA HUCK THESE FUCKIN STEEL STEPS AT YOU FROM THE RING" is one of Cena's signature moves now

Except the other half of that exchange will only ever be "OK! I'LL HALF HEARTEDLY BLOCK THEM WITH BOTH HANDS THEN SORT OF AWKWARDLY FLOP BACKWARDS"

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 05:44

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

After that riveting finance lecture.

Somebody got a photo of Rollin's new outfit. It looks... Sweaty.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 05:53

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

I'm on my iPhone at the moment and can't get a good pic, but I can't shake the image of the last fight with Shang Tsung in the Mortal Kombat movie, once he took his coat off.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 06:28

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Daniel Bryan posted:

so Daniel Bryan will at least be healthy enough to do a thing at the end of the month:

http://www.nycastings.com/Public_s/v3_viewNoticeDetail.asp?Qc=Film/TV/Video&QPn=1&Qn=60292

It's also possible it could have been filmed ages ago. If you think about it there will almost certainly be no scenes shot together with "Dave" and Bryan. He could have wrapped his poo poo up pre-injury.
Not that it is a particularly important observation but it is worth considering.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 04:55

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Suben posted:

The last I remember hearing about AJ (though I think it might've come from a ~NEWZ~ site so who knows) was that basically she has as much time off as she wants and regularly checks in with the company. That was like a month or two ago though so who knows if that's changed if that was the case.

Apparently the hint that AJ is pregnant is a "reddit source" ( :downs:

) but the same source that fortold JTGs release.

Make of that what you will.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 06:39

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:25

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Daniel Bryan posted:

pro wrestling is fake

# ¿ Jun 22, 2014 15:29

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