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Jenkem Delivery

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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Celluloid Sam


i just cry

drilldo squirt

I'm gay.

my pet monster

and sometimes when you fall, you fly

shmorky's name

Celluloid Sam


my pet monster posted:

shmorky's name

holy poo poo is your av bear from the comic book bear i havent thought about taht little fucker in years

Celluloid Sam


hes bear, hes bear, hes made of human hair, touch his nose and his head grows hes bear hes bear hes bear jesus christ i still rememebr that

joke_explainer



Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour.

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_art3.html#Cbz8UXZhAZebVvx8.99
just a bit of light grunting

Celluloid Sam


SecurityDrone posted:

Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

this is actually the same as me and fiona still thinks im weird lol

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man
"I AM NOT SATISFIED"

Jenkem Delivery

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill
A buddy of mine had a roommate in college who would shout EJACULATION every time he masturbated

Machai


SecurityDrone posted:

Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

I just start barking or using a cheesy fake french accent and they quickly tell me to shut up

Eye of Widesauron



http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53...listen-rznv.php

mazzi Chart Czar

30 Minute Shepherd's Pie

Ohhhh SMack My BItch Up!

Displeased Moo Cow



Shitty Macbook.

Thank gently caress for that

Yonkers


thewizardofshoe


"Brought to you by Toyota!"

ZebTM




i never know if ive come yet and it creates a lot of confusion

suicide bi cop

*in a skeeter from Doug voice* HONK! HONK!

Korean Boomhauer


"Support for streaming comes from NPR members and Whole Foods Markets."

Bukowski

hammulder

SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW!!!!

IsaoHung

Everything they said is true

SecurityDrone posted:

Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

Are we the same person? According to my ex it was because of a lack of passion. She wasn't wrong, I really wasn't that into her.

Korean Boomhauer


sex is gross. instead of buying wedding rings or w/e just buy a playstation

Cymbal Monkey

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

See I told ya, this is real.

Cymbal Monkey fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2014 around 08:19

gggiiimmmppp

The goat, remembering his past lives, said, "Long ago I was a brahmin, like you. I, too, sacrificed a goat as an offering, which I thought would benefit others as well as myself in future rebirths. However, in my next 499 lives I myself have been beheaded!"
ungh

COOL CORN

ALAKORNZAM


"now don't tell anyone about this if you want your family to live"

thepiratebae.se


yahtzee!

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay



Korean Boomhauer posted:

sex is gross. instead of buying wedding rings or w/e just buy a playstation

True but you can avoid gross sex while still exp the joys of orgasm with this one weird trick

Bloodfart McCoy

We have such sights to show you. Come with us. Taste our pleasures.

:ralp::ralp:

It's all ogre now

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour.

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_art3.html#Cbz8UXZhAZebVvx8.99
fart gently caress hell

ass


i don't yell, i just pass gas on the woman's face

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour.

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_art3.html#Cbz8UXZhAZebVvx8.99

Cowabanga posted:

i don't yell, i just pass gas on the woman's face

^ James Joyce

Angry Fish


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN just because it is Bloomsday you don't have to besmirch the great James Joyce like that.

He probably shouted "MOLLY I LOVE YOU," or something like that.


I shout "ARE YOU PREGGERS YET?!" over and over until I get her answer.

Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Ughn.. Ooh, oooooh, ooooooh, UGGHHNNNNNREMEMBERTHESIXMILLION.

Nobnob

I love you. Really.


Basically this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLSCWIlnK0

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!

I just goku scream.

Slaapaav

RAPE IS TOTALLY COOL IF USED IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT

THATS THE BEST BURGER I EVER ATE!!!!!

Slaapaav

RAPE IS TOTALLY COOL IF USED IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT

its what i yell

Slaapaav posted:

THATS THE BEST BURGER I EVER ATE!!!!!

Hick Magnet


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TiXHf1wn-c

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Captain No-mates


i count the seconds i last in my head and i yell it out when i finish and run up to the whiteboard to write it down

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