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Colonel Wood

I actually close my eyes, and I pray that I can get back
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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Iggy Koopa
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i just cry

drilldo squirt

I'm gay.

my pet monster

and sometimes when you fall, you fly

shmorky's name

Iggy Koopa
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my pet monster posted:

shmorky's name

holy poo poo is your av bear from the comic book bear i havent thought about taht little fucker in years

Iggy Koopa
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hes bear, hes bear, hes made of human hair, touch his nose and his head grows hes bear hes bear hes bear jesus christ i still rememebr that

Dennis Rasmussen


Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


just a bit of light grunting

Iggy Koopa
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SecurityDrone posted:

Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

this is actually the same as me and fiona still thinks im weird lol

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man
"I AM NOT SATISFIED"

Colonel Wood

I actually close my eyes, and I pray that I can get back
A buddy of mine had a roommate in college who would shout EJACULATION every time he masturbated

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*



 

SecurityDrone posted:

Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

I just start barking or using a cheesy fake french accent and they quickly tell me to shut up

Widestancer

3AVGoomfleetVeteran/MetroidPartytime

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53...listen-rznv.php

mazzi Chart Czar


Ohhhh SMack My BItch Up!

Displeased Moo Cow



Thank gently caress for that

apt gangbang


thewizardofshoe


"Brought to you by Toyota!"

ZebTM




i never know if ive come yet and it creates a lot of confusion

Nacho Destroyer

*in a skeeter from Doug voice* HONK! HONK!

Korean Boomhauer


"Support for streaming comes from NPR members and Whole Foods Markets."

Bukowski

hammulder

SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW!!!!

IsaoHung

Everything they said is true

SecurityDrone posted:

Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.

Are we the same person? According to my ex it was because of a lack of passion. She wasn't wrong, I really wasn't that into her.

Korean Boomhauer


sex is gross. instead of buying wedding rings or w/e just buy a playstation

Cymbal Monkey

Godspeed You! Domestic Cat
See I told ya, this is real.

Cymbal Monkey fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2014 around 08:19

gggiiimmmppp

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
My flux capacity is off the chain

ungh

COOL CORN

~*~*~

"now don't tell anyone about this if you want your family to live"

The Green Calx


yahtzee!

Chill la Chill
Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10. 1 is totally gross, 10 is like dang Ice King you look crazy siiiiick!

Korean Boomhauer posted:

sex is gross. instead of buying wedding rings or w/e just buy a playstation

True but you can avoid gross sex while still exp the joys of orgasm with this one weird trick

Bloodfart McCoy

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!



It's all ogre now

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


fart gently caress hell

Mike Maddux

ass, gas, or grass

i don't yell, i just pass gas on the woman's face

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Cowabanga posted:

i don't yell, i just pass gas on the woman's face

^ James Joyce

Angry Fish


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN just because it is Bloomsday you don't have to besmirch the great James Joyce like that.

He probably shouted "MOLLY I LOVE YOU," or something like that.


I shout "ARE YOU PREGGERS YET?!" over and over until I get her answer.

Ape Fist

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.

Ughn.. Ooh, oooooh, ooooooh, UGGHHNNNNNREMEMBERTHESIXMILLION.

Nobnob

>I'm a dick
>nah man please don't
>ok

Basically this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLSCWIlnK0

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!

I just goku scream.

Slaapaav


THATS THE BEST BURGER I EVER ATE!!!!!

Slaapaav


its what i yell

Slaapaav posted:

THATS THE BEST BURGER I EVER ATE!!!!!

Funnypost Collabo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TiXHf1wn-c

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Captain No-mates



i count the seconds i last in my head and i yell it out when i finish and run up to the whiteboard to write it down

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