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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


and he ain't even French



da gently caress

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uG
Apr 23, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


your mother wears combat boots

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Are you proud of your gay dad? Because you should be!

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


dude wears his beret to the supermarket and says bonjour to people ffs

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Homestar Runner posted:

dude wears his beret to the supermarket and says bonjour to people ffs

Have you thought about having an intervention with some close loved ones to let him know what an rear end he looks like?

Perhaps you should secretly record him wearing it and doing it. Or have someone record you wearing one and walking around like an asshat saying bonjour so he can see what it looks like.

uG
Apr 23, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


someone should record the op posting and show him what an rear end he looks like

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


your dad is a fagit

probably hid in the closet first time he saw your face

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Ok if he carrying a baguette then it's pimp. But otherwise sad. He gotta go full baguette

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009
The thread says [EVERY POST MUCH HAVE A PIC !!!] so I guess I shouldn't post one right?

Old men can wear whatever loving hats they want

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


mydad wore a beret when he was in da army it was p cool

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


army strong. army beret.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Is your dad the leader of an underground resistance? Then its okay too.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

dad gay, so what

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


all he does all day is ride bikes in full spandex and wear his beret while pretending to be French

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


Al Borland posted:

Is your dad the leader of an underground resistance? Then its okay too.

the only thing he has ever enlisted in is a veteran bikey club with like-minded spandex-wearin' old timers


...but maybe that's the perfect cover

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011


my stepdad is a cop and my mom is a dom

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


I just realized I am hearing everything op types in homestar runners lispy voice, not gonna lie kinda trippin out right here

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world

Old people are allowed to wear berets.

Your gay dad is alright.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by Ralp


ur dad is an inverted dradle im afraid

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

You have every right to be completely wrong.

sever

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!



his beret?

seems legit

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004



Flesh Forge posted:

dad beret, so what

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

INITIATING THRUST PATTERN GAMMA


how old is your dad

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Homestar Runner posted:

the only thing he has ever enlisted in is a veteran bikey club with like-minded spandex-wearin' old timers


...but maybe that's the perfect cover

Vive Le resistance!

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

does your other dad wear a beret too?

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


SmokaDustbowl posted:

how old is your dad

in his mid 50s however as far as I know he has been wearing them berets since he was in college

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004



father's day is over but you can still get him a trilby to look like a proper gentleman

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


Red Bones posted:

does your other dad wear a beret too?

mercifully I have only one beret-totin' dad

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Homestar Runner posted:

in his mid 50s however as far as I know he has been wearing them berets since he was in college

Can you beat your dad up? If so you may want to start beating him up and giving him swirlies until he stops wearing it.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003


Sunshine Mix
Jun 11, 2009


Perhaps your father is preparing for some intense action in the Mekong Delta alongside John Wayne

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


wanna meet that dad

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

I


Tell your dad I don't like him.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


TontoCorazon posted:

Tell your dad I don't like him.


done. he says he doesn't like you either

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

I


Homestar Runner posted:

done. he says he doesn't like you either

Your pops is about get fighted.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Homestar Runner posted:

done. he says he doesn't like you either

is your dad bald?

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


no he has a full head of silver-grey hair and a goatee


actually he looks like a less ridiculously old Donald Sutherland

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



Homestar Runner posted:

no he has a full head of silver-grey hair and a goatee


actually he looks like a less ridiculously old Donald Sutherland

oh man a beret and a goatee...

Yeah, I'm sorry OP. you need to have a chat with your dad.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


hey does anybody know the reason why the army switched from berets back to the patrol cap

i cant find any official reason besides just cuz. i think berets look way better with bdus

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Dustkoch
Aug 12, 2013

BWARK!


maybe he will enjoy this skit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjG7NEtjma0

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