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is this an average thing.
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murder you're family stay safe poverty ghost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:14 |
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Frostwerks posted:is this an average thing. Yes, we're "supposed" to have babies in our mid-teens to early-twenties really. Edit: For a father, the risk of schizophrenia doubles every 16.5 years. Beginning in your twenties your body starts loving up at making sperm. moller fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Jun 17, 2014 |
# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:16 |
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stay safe poverty ghost, bro
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:20 |
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how about dont have kids ever. that seems like a good solution
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:20 |
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My mom had me when she was 35 years old, the OB/GYN called her an "elderly mother" because it was 1986 and you could still say that kind of stuff
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:22 |
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Al Borland posted:Mistakes. who over the age of 16 does 69
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:22 |
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Robo Reagan posted:who over the age of 16 does 69 People who aren't grotesquely obese or otherwise infirm?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:25 |
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There is no set age that makes one ready for children OP. If you're financially stable and responsible enough to care for and raise another human being for the next 18 years then you're ready. If you're a 26 year old stoner who posts on SomethingAwful about how they can't imagine having kids yet then you should probably keep doing that. Imagine how much greater the world would be if people just stopped having babies left and right because it's their "right" to reproduce. gently caress making abortions illegal we should start making them mandatory for people below a certain IQ and financial threshold. Faggots are the best thing that happened to the world. At least they have to plan for kids.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:27 |
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moller posted:Yes, we're "supposed" to have babies in our mid-teens to early-twenties really. no i meant ages of mother and fathers averaged
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:30 |
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IsaoHung posted:There is no set age that makes one ready for children OP. If you're financially stable and responsible enough to care for and raise another human being for the next 18 years then you're ready. lol if people thought about if it was right for them to have kids right now or not then we wouldn't need IQ tests.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:30 |
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moller posted:People who aren't grotesquely obese or otherwise infirm? no sorry you just should not be doing 69 unless you're 16 and don't know a thing about sex
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:32 |
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stay safe poverty ghost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:36 |
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Al Borland posted:lol The chances of getting people to actually think before loving are pretty much nil.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:41 |
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STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:42 |
For the safety of young retarded families and vehicular durability, I think the speed limit should be no higher than 70mph. Because when you go past 68 she'll end up blowing a rod. Subliminal Sauce fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:47 |
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stay safe poverty ghost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:17 |
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i'm the bending man ama
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:18 |
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We had kids in our 40s and it's not too bad, but kinda tiring (ok, a lot tiring). Do it as soon as you feel ready to do it, and not before hth.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:20 |
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Al Borland posted:If you wait too long you end up having autistic children too. So its like the mid 30s you wanna bang one out. cool if i crank out a bunch of spergs i'll just set em all up with forums accounts
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:24 |
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u aware?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:37 |
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too young to ruin your life i get that having kids some kind philosophical/"wouldnt trade them for the world" experience but im pretty sure not having kids is infinitely better it's like getting into a horrific accident and suddenly getting some kind of clarity or epiphany on life itself, sure you may be a bit wiser in those things but at least if you weren't all hosed up you could do whatever the gently caress you wanted to do stay safe positivity ghost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:46 |
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If I ever have kids I want to time it right so they're old enough to look after me and sink all their earnings into me while I piss away their inheritance on meaningless poo poo. Gonna keep the boomer traditions alive.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 11:56 |
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stay safe bending man
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:12 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:my parents were 2 years older than i am right now when they had me how the gently caress do people have kids so young why are all my friends ruining their lives OP in 4 years posted:All of my friends have great lives and none of them have time for me anymore, i'm so lonely
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:25 |
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stay safe poverty ghost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:28 |
you would have to be a total pussy to say STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST, same with KILL YOU'RE FAMILY.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:42 |
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Young people aren't wanting to have children because they don't have the financial security of their parents. In previous generations, by the mid 20s you'd likely have a steady job that'd keep you employed for life, a car, a reasonable chance of getting a home loan for a house that doesn't take more than 3 lifetimes for you to pay off, and a college loan that isn't a full decade's wages. So, in conclusion, blah blah globalisation blah class warfare blah blah rich people blah socialism blah. I guess it's one of those compensation factor feedback loops. Overpopulation shits things up for people, so their lives suck and they can't afford to have kids, so the situation fixes itself up when all the old bastards finally eat themselves to death, except in regions where children are basically your entire old age safety net so people have even more of them if they're poor. Which means you have to, really: kill you're famil
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:49 |
im waiting late to have kids so mine will be autistic like me
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:55 |
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Frostwerks posted:this is unsettling this makes sense to me now. my neighbors have this autistic kid that runs outside without pants on and yells at the top of his lungs every morning. The mom looks like loving betty white and the dude is in his mid to upper 40s at least.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:56 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:My mom had me when she was 35 years old, the OB/GYN called her an "elderly mother" because it was 1986 and you could still say that kind of stuff Were you conceived to cum on feel the noize?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:57 |
MrMidnight posted:this makes sense to me now. my neighbors have this autistic kid that runs outside without pants on and yells at the top of his lungs every morning. The mom looks like loving betty white and the dude is in his mid to upper 40s at least. That kind of thing just makes me feel sad.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:03 |
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IsaoHung posted:The chances of getting people to actually think before loving are pretty much nil. spoken like a true virgoon thinking before loving ruins the mood
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:25 |
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Robo Reagan posted:no sorry you just should not be doing 69 unless you're 16 and don't know a thing about sex wtf is this?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:30 |
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STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:45 |
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"You are never too young to die" - Adolf Hitler
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:59 |
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i am 26 with a good job. i will be ready to have a child as soon as i finish my video game backlog
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:06 |
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Your parents were raised by a completely different kind of people than raised you, and baby boomers in general coddled and and were overprotective of their kids, making them far less prepared for life. Also student debt and a hosed up economy. My father had a successful business and a house at 26. I am 29 and do not have either of those things.
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Pththya-lyi posted:My mom had me when she was 35 years old, the OB/GYN called her an "elderly mother" because it was 1986 and you could still say that kind of stuff I've heard that now they use the term "geriatric" now instead, so it's not that different. Al Borland posted:Long time no see Kimm! Hope you're doing well. I'm good! I took a posting vacation but decided to crawl out of the woodwork for this thread for some reason. Probably because everyone around me is having babies. Kimmalah fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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