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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013



Hello and welcome to the GBS Goon Confession Station! Please read the rules and the F.A.Q. I've done some cool SA smileys to make it easier to read!

What is this?

This is the GBS Goon Confession Station, it's where we all share some fairly embarrassing facts about ourselves to other goons for our amusement.

Why would I want to do this, oh god I'm gonna pee my pants
Relax It's actually quite therapeutic to say embarrassing things about yourself to a bunch of internet strangers you don't know. Nothing can happen to you after all and no one knows who you truly are, but you still get to be honest with yourself and others. It's a long held tradition in these forums, and for good reason!

Something bad is gonna happen if I do, you'll make fun of me
Don't worry about it! I've talked to the mods and boring trolls that poo poo this thread up too badly will be dealt with! Remember, we're all here to share our secrets together and have fun doing it in classic goon style.

Wow, I can't believe I'm doing this but... I want to join in
Let's have fun together.

Some Things To Keep In Mind:

-It's a good idea to spoiler your confessions using the [ spoiler] [ /spoiler] tags (no space), that way they can't be Googled! Good lifehack.
-Please do not quote other posters in this thread or anywhere else! Give them the right to edit out their posts, if they so desire. Let's be respectful everyone
-Have fun

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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013



I own a collection of trillbys and used to try to impress girls with them. They called me the "hat man" and I thought it was a compliment Fortunately I don't use them anymore

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012

Let's  not 
be  a 
virgin  today


i'm gay

Buff Baby
Jan 7, 2008

As a human being, I'm embarrassed.


i had an epiletpic seizure from the amount of emoticons in OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


I'm straight and am afraid to tell my parents that I didn't turn out gay. It would be a big blow to them.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by XyloJW


OP is my friend

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by XyloJW


gas thread, ban A Misanthrope

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008


Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


http://goatse.info/hello.jpg

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

gas thread, ban A Misanthrope

Seriously? That's your confession? Weirdo.




Edit: This should have been your confession, Tactical. Or should I call you...AATREK????

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

there is a cute girl who I think is flirting with me but she is too young

can I tell her to try again in like four years

A misanthrope fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2014 around 08:37

THS
Jun 23, 2002



THS
Jun 23, 2002



i am actually a really nice sensitive person and i love all of you goons even when you are mean to me

IsaoHung
Jun 9, 2013

Everything they said is true


I hosed a fat chick

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

Do I turn you ON?


i'm not very good at my job and it doesnt matter

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


I don't really love gifs. I'm just doing my part to make the forums run slower.


Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


I'm a nice person but i hate goons hth

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Nov 9, 2013



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I'm actually a skeleton masquerading as a human. I spent about 9 months clothing myself in flesh and bone to resemble one. I'm also terribly afraid of x-rays.

Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


Leo Showers posted:

I'm actually a skeleton masquerading as a human. I spent about 9 months clothing myself in flesh and bone to resemble one. I'm also terribly afraid of x-rays.

Obscuritatem
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube


i don't even read the op i just poast

IsaoHung
Jun 9, 2013

Everything they said is true



First glance made me think mortal kombat for some reason.

I'll share another secret since my first one was weak.

futanari porn kinda turns me on

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by XyloJW



ty if anyone was wondering what was so bad about you now they know

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

ty if anyone was wondering what was so bad about you now they know

nah you're mad because i made fun of anime 8 months ago and you're a psycho nite crew member/pedo

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


I actually read this loving thread.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

i hate al borlland so goddamnmuch.

he made a fool of himself in the ladythread and stopped posting for like two days butthen came back and started posting again outside of the ladythread and I wish he hadn't come back. I wish he had never posted again

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by XyloJW


A misanthrope posted:

nah you're mad because i made fun of anime 8 months ago and you're a psycho nite crew member/pedo

yep you got me, I and lots of other people hate you because you are the only person in GBS who makes fun of anime

...

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away


I want to confess something but my serious and revealing confession will stand out too much among all of these hilarious jokes

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

my confession is i'm totally willing to derail this thread because i'm sure everyone else here cares as much about my drama as i do, right guys? you want to keep hearing about this poo poo right? ok i'll keep going for you see one time misanthrope made fun of anime and it really hurt my feeli

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007


please do not mess up my good friend fucker's thread with this nonsense

Heartbroken 2Twice
Oct 6, 2013


I've got a closeted skeleton. he's having a lot of trouble coming out

Idiot Syncratic
Jan 24, 2013

This can't go wrong.

i'm a gay skeleton

Budohead
Feb 13, 2011

Head Case


i like big butts

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009



A misanthrope posted:

nah you're mad because i made fun of anime 8 months ago and you're a psycho nite crew member/pedo

lol not only do you remember trivial poo poo like this because your life is an emotional wasteland but you also think your words have way more power than they really do

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


butplug accident posted:

lol not only do you remember trivial poo poo like this because your life is an emotional wasteland but you also think your words have way more power than they really do

i'm not the one on attack, dipshit.

also your mom is an emotional wasteland.

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009



A misanthrope posted:

i'm not the one on attack, dipshit.

also your mom is an emotional wasteland.

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

everyone has a skeleton deep within..........

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


there are no skeletons in my body. i am a gelatinous pile of goo

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


At work dudes will get a cup of coffee and then go into the bathroom. They tend to set the cups down on the counter directly under the towel dispenser.

When I notice a cup there while I'm washing my hands, I make sure I put a few drops of soapy water into it while I get a towel.

Though that's not really an embarrassing secret because you loving deserve it for putting your coffee there. The counter is constantly covered in water, soap, and pee pee and poo poo, what did you expect?

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the wildest ass
Oct 10, 2012


i have killed several living things, including myself

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