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Haha, lolling IRL at everyone here who thinks I'm talking about myself. Seriously, this is a guy I've known for a few years now. I'm pretty sure he's not a sperg, but I think he has some sort of OCD. Not creepy in any way, good humoured, but shy as all hell around womens. Very square though when it comes to the whole "no alcohol" thing, and he always goes bed at a sensible time etc. He plays vidya games, but he's nowhere near the level of a poopsocker or anything. There is literally no way in hell I could get him to go to a prossie. Hmmm, I've just realised he has basically the same personality as Steve Carrell's character in The 40 Year Old Virgin. Maybe I should watch that film again for ideas.
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Jun 17, 2014 14:47
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im sorry for your anxiety op
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Jun 17, 2014 14:51
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Seriously, this is a guy Ferid posted:Suck his dick Seriously, have you at least tried to suck his dick?
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Jun 17, 2014 14:51
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Have your tried explaining to him that the whole "no alcohol" thing is probably directly responsible for the fact that he's never touched a tit? There's a reason it's been the planet's choice of social lubricant since forever. Getting shitfaced is no fun and counter productive but the reason people like having a few beers and getting merry and feeling content with the world is because that poo poo works in a social setting and it'll work especially if you're a late-to-the-party type who's never tried taking to people before. He's basically handicapping himself by eschewing bars; they're where the vast, vast majority of people go to chat and wind down and meet people and all that cool social poo poo - you know, the stuff he's been avoiding for years.
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Jun 17, 2014 14:55
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BUSH 2112 posted:serious answer: practice by being a human and talking to people as if they're other humans (they mostly are). watch out for reptilians
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Jun 17, 2014 14:58
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Haha, lolling IRL at everyone here who thinks I'm talking about myself. Tell him to become a doctor or dentist and move to Salt Lake City.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:02
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Kirk Johnson posted:Have your tried explaining to him that the whole "no alcohol" thing is probably directly responsible for the fact that he's never touched a tit? Yeah I actually had a conversation with him about this. He's really not gonna start drinking. He really doesn't like feeling drunk or having any loss of control. It also doesn't help with him having OCD and incredibly strict "rules" about not drinking and stuff. I dunno.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:13
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acid just put it in his chocolate milk, he seems like the kind of guy who drinks chocolate milk
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Jun 17, 2014 15:15
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instead of acid put vyvanse in his chocolate milk and leave him in an entertainment district w/no way home and $500
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Jun 17, 2014 15:31
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Haha, lolling IRL.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:34
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do both, he'll probably make new friends in jail/during the involuntary 72 hour psychiatric hold he's put under
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Jun 17, 2014 15:34
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Cure: Do the opposite of avoiding social interaction. Put yourself in situations where you are forced to socialize with other people.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:35
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give him a bag of sand
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Jun 17, 2014 15:37
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Have you or your friend ever considered socializing more in situations where you would meet both men & women in a non-dating/hookup environment so that you could raise your comfort level with the opposite sex so when the time finally came to ask a woman out you didn't accidentally cream your jeans & pass out from the pressure? I mean, your friend is right to avoid alcohol & drugs because an intoxicated non-socialized person is loving insufferable & your friend probably needs a lot of socialization.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:37
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:a prossie uh
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Jun 17, 2014 15:43
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sounds like filthy degenerate commonwealth slang from those souther half-men of australia and new zealnad
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Jun 17, 2014 15:45
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Yeah I actually had a conversation with him about this. He's really not gonna start drinking. He really doesn't like feeling drunk or having any loss of control. It also doesn't help with him having OCD and incredibly strict "rules" about not drinking and stuff. I dunno. Tell your friend that his fear of losing control stems from his social anxiety and that anything that stems from his social anxiety a god drat loving lie. Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Haha, lolling IRL at everyone here who thinks I'm talking about myself. you dont need to make a fake backstory for an imaginary friend that is actually you op, its ok, we dont care.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:47
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i don't drink or do drugs and i've touched several boobs, oftentimes with my mouth. all instances of boob-touching were consensual in nature, and did not involve the exchange of money or other goods/services i'm put off by group settings though, not women, so i guess i've got a leg-up on him i guess the real question here is does you friend seem unhappy? as long as he's not whining on his livejournal or youtube account about how he's never known the warmth of a woman's touch you should probably just not worry about it. if he is whining about it though you should def call the police because that dude's gonna murder someone whatis fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Jun 17, 2014 15:49
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Yeah I actually had a conversation with him about this. He's really not gonna start drinking. He really doesn't like feeling drunk or having any loss of control. It also doesn't help with him having OCD and incredibly strict "rules" about not drinking and stuff. I dunno. What is it with straight edge dipshits that they think there are only two states related to alcohol: completely 100% sober or fall down, pants shittingly drunk? He's not losing control or getting shitfaced, he's having three beers to loosen up a bit, which he needs. Regardless, he has to expose himself to social situations that force him to interact with people in order to Get Better; bars are the default for this sort of thing because that's just where most people go but if he's not willing to do that (even without drinking) then you need to find other places where he can learn to chat but I have no loving clue what those are *drinks pint*
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Jun 17, 2014 15:57
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have you considered going out raping with him, OP i mean i don't condone it but it might work for him, build up his confidence
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Jun 17, 2014 15:59
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whatis posted:i don't drink or do drugs and i've touched several boobs, oftentimes with my mouth. Ten years in and we bone like we’re cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
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scalded schlong posted:have you considered going out raping with him, OP That's a good point. We forgot to ask if his friend is Indian.
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Jun 17, 2014 16:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
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Jun 17, 2014 16:01
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Haverchuck posted:Ten years in and we bone like we’re cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. Sounds like you're still having trouble with your aim. But it's nice to know that she can't tell the difference.
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Jun 17, 2014 16:28
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Does he even want help? If he's not motivated to change things, then no amount of good intentions is going to do jack. Maybe he's happy living the way he does.Kirk Johnson posted:maybe he can meet someone at church group or wherever weirdo teetotal shut-ins meet people when everyone else is out on the town having fun. Yup. "Just go where all the normals are and act like them" ain't going to work. He needs group situations tailored to whatever peculiar things are actually interesting to him, or at least where he's more likely to meet someone compatible with his own aberrant self.
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Jun 17, 2014 16:36
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Pudding Space posted:Sounds like you're still having trouble with your aim. But it's nice to know that she can't tell the difference. I was just imagining she has a multipurpose hole with clompers or something.
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Jun 17, 2014 16:38
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what is with these stupid faggots who don't drink or do drugs? gently caress all of you
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Jun 17, 2014 16:41
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both drugs AND alcohol is the cure
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Jun 17, 2014 16:43
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Haverchuck posted:Ten years in and we bone like we’re cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. Here's something to practice with. Remember, there are adapters available if they're a bit loose: 
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Jun 17, 2014 16:52
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Haha, lolling IRL at everyone here who thinks I'm talking about myself. You sound like a real fun guy Not 'square´ ag all
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Jun 17, 2014 17:01
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Consiser cocai Buy him a hooker You/he sound like a bitch Women rnt sttrctd to bitches
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Jun 17, 2014 17:04
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Jun 17, 2014 17:07
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Yeah I actually had a conversation with him about this. He's really not gonna start drinking. He really doesn't like feeling drunk or having any loss of control. It also doesn't help with him having OCD and incredibly strict "rules" about not drinking and stuff. I dunno. The person I know who thinks like this is a boring crazy twat of a woman. Only reason she can get laid is she's got huge tits and will least got to functions with other people. Doesn't really matter though cause no one sticks around for more than 1 gently caress and then ditches her. She has yet to figure out the problem she thinks it's everyone's an rear end lol Edit: I meant to close with this person is hopeless and you might as well give up now I mean gently caress I didn't drink until I was 25 and managed to fall into pussy.
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Jun 17, 2014 17:08
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Some guys do a lot better with woman when they give up porn completely. Want to see a naked girl you gotta find a real one. Increase the motivation tenfold.
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Jun 17, 2014 17:09
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Self confidence?
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Jun 17, 2014 17:11
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if ur legit mentally ill maybe seek medical help instead of axing the internet which is the second worse possible thing u could do besides killing you are self. go to tgerapy and get on meds u dumb sack of poo poo. before obamacare u had an excuse but now u dont dumbass.
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LethalGeek posted:The person I know who thinks like this is a boring crazy twat of a woman. Only reason she can get laid is she's got huge tits and will least got to functions with other people. Doesn't really matter though cause no one sticks around for more than 1 gently caress and then ditches her. So she could get laid without drinking, relying on her natural attributes, but you couldn't get laid until you were over 25? You're not doing much for the cause here, brother.
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